New teacher! And he's HOT. [PG-13, NDE]

[Sozen Kuchiki]

This is a social thread for Shizuka's debut! :D

It's also for Kento's friendship fun with Shizuka.

And Sozen is doing something he does on occasion, because he's in here too. He's in the human world in a Gigai as a substitute teacher. I'll do the opening introduction to the thread. I'm also going to be posting as Sozen and Kento in the same post, but from one account. So don't be confused.

This starts in the morning in Karakura Public High School.

[Kento Waffles]

Morning: 5:50 AM

BEEP BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP BEEP! FUCK YOU KENTO I'M AN ANNOYING ALARM CLOCK! BEEP BEEP BEEP! HAHAHA I'M STABBING YOUR BRAIN! BEEP BEEP BEEP! TROLOLOLOL.

"Aaahhh...I don't wanna wake up..."

Kento scratched his head. He was in his bed, all warm and snug in his covers. He was curled up into a nice little ball, and it was warm as Heaven, as great as paradise. He just didn't want to get out of his bed. It would be great if he didn't have to. The only problem was that his annoying alarm clock was beeping nonstop. It was high pitched, and it interrupted his dreams and sleep every time he heard it. He wished he could wake up naturally without an alarm clock. He seemed to lose restfulness whenever that stupid alarm clock was the thing that woke him up. Kento didn't like his alarm clock. It was an iPod touch, and it was the most annoying little beepy thing he had in his room. He also had a pikachu clock, but that was even worse. He'd tried using it before, and it had been really bad. Kento hated alarm clocks. One day, when school was online, things wouldn't matter so much anymore. Until then, he was screwed.

Morning: 5:53 AM

HAR HAR HAR! I'LL MAKE YOU SHIVER, KENTO! I AM THE COLD.

"I hate the cold...It's so hard to crawl out of bed..."

Kento was in his bathroom, looking at himself in the mirror with tired eyes. The bags under his eyes were visible, but they were light, and hard to see without looking for them. It looked natural and okay. He checked his hair, which was a mess. He wouldn't need to do much to it. It adjusted itself on its own. Kento checked his face. Acne was basically nonexistent. Only tiny spots that had once been acne, and they couldn't be seen at all without being a foot away or closer. He used a good acne soap at night before sleeping. Kento took out his electric toothbrush, brushed his teeth, and rinsed. He rinsed again with Listerine, cleaned his retainers, and put his tooth care stuff away. Kento washed the sleep out of his face with cold water, applied shaving cream, shaved all except part of the mustache on his upper lip, which was thin anyway, and wet then dried his hair to make it look nicer. He wasn't sure what would look best for his facial hair, so he didn't do much with it except keep it neat.

Morning: 6:10 AM

After dressing in his school uniform, which consisted of a white button up shirt and gray pants, Kento was in the kitchen. He poured a bowl of milk and cereal, and didn't waste time with eating it. Then he drank some danimals yogurt. It was yogurt, but really easy. He packed his bento for lunch, and a banana too, for fiber and energy. Kento didn't want to delay himself. Then he left the house and started walking. It was 6:36 when he left. Normally he would have to drive, but Kento had Fullbring. Besides having Fullbring, he was also a very fast runner because of his enhanced physical power. He started sprinting, not tiring for the first mile. The second mile slowed him to a jog, and he walked the third. He sprinted even faster for the fourth one, and power jogged the fifth. He was at school by 6:53 AM. He was at his locker getting books and saying hi to his crush at 6:55 AM. He was in his class at 6:59 AM. The bell rang to start class at 7:00 AM.

Morning: 7:00 AM

"Good morning, class. Your teacher is currently very very ill, and I will be taking over until further notice, probably for a few months at minimum. My name is Sozen Kuchiki, and I should be addressed as Kuchiki-Sensei."

Squeals erupted from all of the girls in the classroom. There were whispers of how hot he was all over the class. When he asked if there were questions, every girl in the class raised her hand. There were a lot of pointless questions to answer, but Sozen was willing to answer all of them anyway. It was in his nature to love teaching. He didn't like kids much, but he loved teaching. Teenagers at this age should be coming to a time when they weren't kids, anyway! He liked being a mentor. It was a love-hate with kids. He liked these kinds of kids, but didn't really like kids in general. At the same time, Kento was staring at this new teacher of his, his eyes wide, his mouth open. Kuchiki-Sensei was identical to...KUURAGI?!

"Sensei! What do you like to do?"

"I'm one Hell of a teacher."

"Sensei! Are you in a relationship?"

"Secret.~<3"

"Sensei! How tall are you?"

"Six feet."

"Sensei! How do you make your hair look so nice?"

"Secret.~<3"

"Sensei! Will you deflower me?"

"Next question."

Kento stood up, pointing at Sozen. "EEHHHHHHH?! KUURAGI?!" Sozen cocked his head to one side, and a question mark could almost be seen appearing on his head. "Who?" he asked, confused. His facial expression wasn't a calm smile anymore, but a concerned expression. "You look like my older brother!" Kento shouted. "Ah. I see. Would you like me to be your older brother as well as your teacher, Sasaki-Kun?" Kento's face became a flushed red, and he sat down immediately, mumbling. Upon closer inspection, the resemblance was large, but Sozen had his differences with Kuuragi. They looked just a little different from each other. So they were just very alike.

"KYAAAAAA!" the girls of the class screamed in unison about Sozen. "HE'S SO HOT!"

A few hours later, the bell rang to indicate a thirty minute lunch break.

[Shizuka Sanamizu ✮]

"So class, you need to use the Law of Sines and Cosines in order to solve these equations. If you verify the identity using tangent, something went wrong and you should be ashamed of yourselves. You can get tangent in the end product but no sooner. So instead, you add over the sine..."

Ohmigod, YAWN. Listening to the teacher drone on and on is so boring. Of all the worst things, this is the WORST. POSSIBLE. THING. Shizuka's head kept bobbing up and down as she began falling asleep. She was in Pre-Calculus with the world's worst teacher, and she seriously needed a break. A moment passed when her drowsiness seemed to flutter, and she looked up at the clock to see she only had ten minutes left. So, just as any other good student, she placed her head softly on her notebook and went to sleep. For a moment. That is, of course, until her body jolted her awake in a startled manner, and her teacher stopped the lesson entirely. Five minutes passed in a short amount of time, and his face looked super angry. "Miss Sanamizu, would you like to verify this identity in front of the class?" After she read the problem, Shizuka looked at her notes and reviewed a little bit before she went up to the board. A slight smirk crossed her face. No problem. She thought.

"So, in order to verify this, you have to factor out the cosines. Since they're squared, you can't turn them into tangents yet, just as you said before, Sensei." Shizuka finished the problem in five steps within just a few seconds of time. Her teacher looked defeated, but refused to say anything about the fact. She turned around and walked back to her seat, sat down, then raised her hand again. He called on her. "I've told you before, I know everything." She said with a wink. Her classmates laughed quietly to themselves, because they could see their sensei's face getting red with embarrassment. The thing about Shizuka is, even when she falls asleep, she knows what she's doing. It never matters. No teacher can think they're going to catch her off guard and annoy her, because they never win. And, just like clockwork, the bell rung after the laughter died out. With a sly smile, Shizuka walked out to the thirty minute lunch break, but stopped by Kento's class first to walk with him.

As she walked into class, she shouted at her friend, "Hey, Kento! You done yet? Let's go, our spots on the roof might be discovered and then we'll have to fi--" She lost her words. Once she got the chance to look around, she saw Kento talking to a teacher that she's never seen before. He had to be a sub, because she knew every teacher who worked at this school. But that wasn't what surprised her. It was his strange beauty... His sleek black hair, his deep red eyes, his... everything.. GORGEOUS. Shizuka couldn't help but think about a few things that she wanted to do to him. It wasn't her fault! It was automatic! She just... really, really, really wanted him. "Ohmigod, I'm so sorry!" Shizuka started, her eyes open wide and her cheeks flushed red. "I didn't know I was interrupting something, it's just that Kento and I eat up on the roof and sometimes other kids go up there when we're not, and..." She blinked a few times, took a breath, and finally regained her composure. "Um, who are you?" She asked, holding her harms crossed behind her head as she spoke to the mysterious man.

[Kento Waffles]

Sozen smiled at Shizuka as she arrived, and his smile seemed to make light find the room and turn it brighter than the sun. It was almost blinding, he was so attractive. Girls all over the corners and desks were discussing what they secretly wanted to do to him, and were saying that he was the most beautiful man they had ever laid eyes on. Sozen was of course quite attractive, wearing a black suit that maybe a butler would wear, so as to appear quite thoroughly proper. His attire and his helpful, calming smile matched with his, described as "GORGEOUS" face. Sozen didn't stop smiling when he spoke, because he'd been told once that a friendly smile was the best way to handle any given social situation, and that it was a great way to come off as friendly and approachable. Kento was not smiling however, and if he could be steaming, he would actually be steaming. With jealousy at the goo goo eyes that Shizuka was giving to Sozen. Damn you, Sensei...

"Me? You may call me Kuchiki-Sensei. For the next few months, I'm going to be one Hell of a substitute teacher for this class." Meanwhile, Kento was thinking inside of his head. Please be killed by Kira, please be killed by Kira...Heart attack, heart attack... And when Sozen didn't die forty seconds after he wished it, Kento was disappointed. He grabbed Shizuka's wrist, and started pulling her too. "Let's go get lunch, Shizuka!" he blurted out, annoyed at the look she gave to Sozen. Was he totally jealous? Yeah. He was totally jealous. It was super jealousy. It was face flushed red just a bit kind of jealousy. Trying not to let Shizuka see it, though doing a really bad job at it, Kento pulled Shizuka up to the roof so that they could eat their lunches, and forget that Kuchiki-Sensei even existed. As they were leaving the classroom, Sozen called out. "See you later, Sasaki-Kun!"

Die. went Kento's thoughts as he got Shizuka up to the top of the roof. "Ugh, I miss the old teacher." Kento complained. Every girl in the class was giving their eyes to Sozen! It wasn't even fair. Kento usually wasn't interested in any girls, but he was afraid that the few he had any interest in would be sucked away by Sozen's lucks. He was also a bit scared of his really dear friend Shizuka being sucked in by those looks too. He didn't want to lose any of those people! Maybe Kento should assassinate Sozen. He was actually starting to think about doing that. He was considering doing it when he opened his bento up and started eating from it. He pointed at one of his sushi pieces. "Try one! I made it this morning! It's something new, and it should be good!"

[Shizuka Sanamizu ✮]

"Try one! I made it this morning! It's something new, and it should be good!" Shizuka glanced up at Kento after she brought herself back from the strange daze she was in. Shizuka was notorious for flirting with cute guys, which Kento was aware of because she always flirted with him, too. Something stopped her this time, though. She couldn't really make words come out. It was strange. However, she ignored it for now because she was actually super starving. "Oh, don't mind if I do, Love." Shizuka delicately picked up a piece of sushi with her chopsticks and held it above her head, then dropped it in her mouth and smiled as she ate it. It tasted really yummy.. Which was a total duh because Kento only made the best food ever! Shizuka made good food too, but she was so lazy and often didn't feel like cooking, or even putting something easy like a wrap together. However, she was a good person, and decided later she'd make food for her friend instead.

"So, I felt the tension up in that place a few minutes ago. You should know by now that I read you like a book, you know. What was going on, anyway?" Shizuka stole another piece of sushi from the box and ate it happily. Afterwards, she opened up her own lunch that she actually had the patience to make that morning and started on that, too. It was quite large. She made a peanut butter and banana sandwich, had a bottle of grape soda, an apple, cookies, yogurt, a bag of chips, and a few pieces of chocolate. She had a snack, too, for in between classes. Shizuka had that rare thing called a "fast metabolism," that isn't really all that rare, but sure is annoying as heck to deal with. Having that constant starved feeling nagging at you forever until you eat the world just isn't fun at all. And she hated it all the time. Unfortunately, it means she also has a high starvation tolerance. She was that used to it.

"I mean, you seemed pretty upset when I saw you. Was something wrong? Was he mean to you? I could go beat him up for you if you want." Shizuka adjusted her red collar and continued eating her food. She was so concerned. Something about Kento just screamed "insecure," and she wanted to help him. They are partners, after all. "Wait, when I said 'beat him up,' I meant charm him with my amazing power. Power of cuteness, of course. Not anything else." Shizuka winked at Kento again, implying that he had already fallen for it once before when they met. "Talk to me, though. I'm all ears." She took a sip of her soda and glanced back over at Kento, who was innocently eating his lunch.

[Kento Waffles]

"He's too sexy." Kento complained. "Every girl is looking at him like the only thing in the world is him, and the only goal worth living for is getting in his pants! Even you're looking at him like that!" Kento didn't want to mention how Sozen looked like his older brother. He didn't need to put that part in. He didn't want to mention how Sozen patronized him, either. It was super annoying. Sozen seemed to have a thing for patronizing Kento, and they'd only known each other for a few hours! It was the worst substitute ever. Class was going to be like hell every single day while Sozen was the teacher. He was a competent teacher, and Kento couldn't deny that, but it was really bad that all of the girls were busy staring at him and wishing they could have sex with him! He didn't like Sozen because of that. His jealousy was a really big part of this whole thing. It sucked because he couldn't change looks unless he mutilated Sozen.

"It's totally not fair." Well it wasn't! Sozen should fall of a cliff onto a spike, slide off of it, off another cliff, and land and break his back below. Then, a lion and a bear should wrestle over his body, and tear him in half, but keep him alive so that he could watch vultures eat his lower half remains while he bled out as the upper half. Then the upper half would die because a piano landed on it. Then, his remains would spill into a sewer, be filtered into the ocean, and be eaten by fish. Then, the fish would get eaten by sharks, and so there would be basically nothing left of Sozen! That was what Kento wished would happen to him! It should happen. If he ever got that magic lamp, that was his exact first wish, in vivid and full detail. He might need to write it down so he would remember what he was supposed to say. He didn't think he'd get a second chance if he messed up when speaking to a genie!

While Kento was talking, more girls blurted from nearby. "OH MY GOD! HE'S THE HOTTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. I WANT HIM." Kento's eye twitched, and a "#" symbol appeared on his forehead. He held up his shaking fist, his eyes both twitching as his mouth opened up. His teeth had suddenly become sharp like a tiger or a shark, and his body was blazing with fire surrounding it. He was even growing horns out of his head! This was a sight to be seen. "I'm going to eat his computer...!" Kento declared, deciding that this would be a fitting punishment for one sinner such as Sozen was! Being too attractive was a sin, Kento decided, and for it Sozen would pay not with his life or with his blood, but with his computer, and therefore with the ability to surf the internet. He'd have to spend a thousand dollars or something on a new one! Hahahahaha!

[Shizuka Sanamizu ✮]

"He's too sexy." Kento complained. "Every girl is looking at him like the only thing in the world is him, and the only goal worth living for is getting in his pants! Even you're looking at him like that!" Shizuka stared at her partner for a few minutes. "Calm down, Pachino. No need to get your boxers in a bunch. Besides, you know I'd never act on that! It's one thing to BE a wanton, but it's another to think like one. And no one ever considers the latter. Especially since it's so hard to prove. There's no way you can possibly think that I ever thought those things that you're talking about. And I didn't look at him in any way. I was distracted by a piece of dust floating very closely to him." She laughed to herself, just imagining how funny it is that Kento got so jealous. It really bothered him, she knew. But sometimes there has to be a little moment when everyone feels jealous. That was healthy, wasn't it? Fair? Understood? Maybe? Well, probably not, but it was definitely hilarious to watch. She enjoyed him getting to energetic compared to his naturally composed self. It was something different that she could work with, and it was exciting, too. It added a bit of spice to her average soup of a life. "Besides, I think it's okay if other girls notice him. But if you'd like, I'll stop making gaga eyes. You probably don't consider it fair." She smiled at Kento, who just looked defeated and angry at the same time. He was so adorable when he got worked up. She'd never tell him that, because it was a little bit embarrassing to admit. And she was perfectly fine with being left out of that conversation for the rest of her life, even if it meant he'd probably find out about it later. Shizuka just needed a good reason to avoid it! Yeah, that's it! She would make something up that would change the subject entirely. Lost in her own mind babble, Shizuka took another bite of apple and looked back up at Kento as he spoke. "It's totally not fair." Oh, sigh.

A few girls fanscreamed over by Kento and Shizuka, squealing about Kuchiki-Sensei and his amazing looks. Kento kept getting angrier and angrier, but then Shizuka recognized an all-too-famous look appearing on his face. It was the look that expressed only one thing. The single thing that displayed the evil intent in someone's heart. The look like gave everything away. He was good with poker faces, but this one was obvious. He was plotting death. "I'm going to eat his computer...!" Kento yelled and began laughing maniacally. Shizuka rolled her eyes, seeing as it was all she could do to keep a straight face on in regard to her insane friend. She knew he had good intentions deep down. Maybe he'd eat the computer because Kuchiki-Sensei should get a Mac instead, or maybe it was old and broken, or some other third option. But she really regretted the truth. Because she actually did know what was going on. Shrinking away slightly from the raging monster, Shizuka became a bit defensive and turned so her back was facing him. "Kento, if you get too wild then I'll have to take you to the nurse again. Remember what happened last time?" She'd never forget. Kento had a rage fest at one point in time, and Shizuka had to drag his sorry butt all the way to the nurse's office so she could help him. Instead of helping, she performed a full-on examination of his body for correctional purposes. It was actually super weird, and Shizuka did not really like thinking about it that much. "Besides, I know you basically hate her." Which, of course, was true. So this was a big threat.

Ignoring the rest of the little monster's antics, Shizuka quietly ate her sandwich as he raged in the background, laughing and talking to himself with such evil emotions that she could feel it piercing her skin. Shizuka wondered who Sozen really was, though. Well, anyone can do anything with their life, of course. But it was strange that he just appeared out of nowhere. Was he a normal substitute? Ugh, annoying... Why was she so paranoid? He was a normal guy. He just bothered Kento a whole bunch. Why should Shizuka let that bother her, too? No matter! She decided it wouldn't, anyway. For now, that is. Just until she becomes best friends with this man. He didn't look that old. It should be absolutely okay. Shizuka smiled and giggled to herself, which she hoped was unnoticeable by Kento. However, after what almost seemed like an eternity, she finished eating and the bell rung to go to their next classes. "Hey, Kento. Do you see him again? You do, don't you? Just try to talk to Kuchiki-Sensei, okay? I'm sure he won't bite your head off. And when I told you I'd beat him up, I meant it. I won't let him annoy you like he is now anymore. Plus, it really eats up my thinking time." She did secretly hope she'd be able to visit really quickly before school ended, though.

[Kento Waffles]

Kento abruptly stopped laughing, and his body turned back to normal. He had come to a stark realization, and it was an epiphany of horrible. His traumatizing discovery would bring him to tears for the rest of his life, when he looked back on it and thought about it. He gasped. It was a long, very dramatic, gasp. It was an exaggerated gasp, and it was really loud too. It was something like "GAAAAAAAAAAASSSSPPPPP!!!!!" except that he didn't actually pronounce the word 'gasp.' His face had gone white as a sheet, and sweat was beading down Kento's brow. What he'd realized was so horrible that he was going to live the rest of his life in complete shame. He'd probably become a hermit somewhere, unable to face the world anymore because of his complete humiliation.

"In class, I forgot my pencil case today, but he had us all use his chosen pencils for the assignment. He said it would make us all equal. But that means...I WAS HELPED OUT BY KUCHIKI-SENSEI...." Oh, the horror! Kento couldn't live with himself after being helped out by Sozen, even if it was something so very minor! Kento's hands were shaking, and his eyes were glassy and in hysterics. A mini rain cloud appeared over his head, and it began raining on him. Doom and gloom was approaching the world because of Sozen! It was all Sozen's fault! Kento inhaled one deep inhale, and then he let it out like no one else ever could in a loud and mighty cry. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Kento cried out in dismay.

Rage was bubbling up with Kento at this trickery of Sozen! This man was out to ruin his life! He just knew it! "THAT LITTLE..." Kento started. BEEEEEEEEEEP! The bell rang. Lunch was over. Kento got cut off by the bell! It actually helped him! It censored his swearing, preserving his innocence! Kento was very flustered. Waterfalls appeared on his eyes, and tears moved in rivers down his face. The rain cloud above his head disappeared. All emoticon water magic had transferred from overhead to his eyes. He grabbed Shizuka's hand. "I can't see Kuchiki-Sensei again right now! Ditch class with me just this once! Please?!" Kento was getting puppy eyed on her! Meanwhile, Sozen was in the hallway, watching them secretly and with a smile from a window. He had a fun little trick to play on the student!

[Shizuka Sanamizu ✮]

"I can't see Kuchiki-Sensei again right now! Ditch class with me just this once! Please?!" Shizuka watched silently at first as her friend started became emotional and worried. Sighing, she grabbed Kento's arm and began dragging him back downstairs to the main hall to go to class. She had places to be, too. She couldn't just outright ditch! Plus, she'd never done that before. She's always been a goodie-two-shoes about school. It didn't matter to her right now that her friend was in need of some company. Her grades mattered a teeny tiny bit more than that at this moment. "Kento, go to class. You won't have to talk to the guy. Just ignore him. Here, you can borrow one of my pencils." Shizuka reached into her bag with her free hand and dug into one of the pockets. She pulled out a black pencil that was an oddly triangle shaped kind of cylindrical pyramid with a soft grip instead of just wood. "Just don't lose it though, okay? I only have two and I might need one back." She was concerned, now. Truth be told, she thought his actions were a bit dramatic. Of course, this is coming from the girl who loved to overreact to things. However, she hated being obnoxious about it. Now, Kento wasn't being obnoxious, but outright hating a teacher for no reason, as it appeared to Shizuka, was silly. It wasn't like he was going to murder the poor kid.

The second bell for class was about to ring. Shizuka was dragging Kento practically all by herself now, because he was limp in her hand. He refused to move at all. "Kento, quit worrying so much! Ohmigod, he's a harmless teacher! He won't hurt you! Why can't you just tell me why he bothers you so much? Obviously it's not just because he's super hot. We're partners for a reason, my love. Just talk to me." She knew he wouldn't. She knew that he'd rather keep it secret than talk about things like that. Everything else in the world was pretty open if it regarded him, but when it came to people, he never talked about it. Shizuka assumed she knew why, anyway. He wasn't a closed-off type of guy, he was just avoiding trouble in anyway. He's chill. Laid back. Kinda.... Kinda crazy. But only a little bit. I want to help him, but he keeps avoiding the question that I'm obviously trying to ask here. Shizuka lost herself in her own thoughts, forgetting that Kento was still held by her grip. So, she mindlessly let go of him and walked herself to her own class out of habit.

Luckily for her, Kento's locker was on the way to her class. She pulled out a pen from her bag and a piece of paper to write on. After school he'd have to get his normal shoes, right? Then writing this would give her the perfect opportunity to cheer him up. She also managed to completely forget that she was trying to force Kento to go to class. It didn't even cross her mind after that. Shizuka wasn't particularly forgetful, and it was a bit ridiculous that she'd forget dragging someone around, but it happened anyway. She got lost in her own thoughts and just... couldn't remember. "Alrighty. Let's see what I can do here. I don't want him to be upset forever, and I know that going back to class must've been hard for him to do. But this gives me a good chance here. So, let's write."

Hey, Beansprout~
I wanted to ask if you might desire a snow cone later? I mean, I know they're your favorite thing in the world and all that. Plus you were nice enough to share your lunch with me, and it was super good as always. So I wanted to make it up to you! So this can sorta be like a date. But I'll treat you. Besides, you don't really bring money to school and you forget tons of things, like your pencil case. So just let me handle this. Meet me by my locker the next section over. You know where it is. Just let me know if you want to go or if you want me to just walk you home instead like usual. But I think a nice little change might be needed.
*Shizuka*

She signed the letter with a small heart on top of the fold and slid it through the vent. Once she heard it fall and made sure it was in there safely, Shizuka ran as fast as she could to her class just in time for the bell to ring. Her teacher made a face at her and she simply winked at him, telling him that ladies never talk about why they're late to anything. Her sensei's face got red as he asked her to sit down, where her friends were waiting for her and they giggled about her joke. Shizuka always had excuses. The thing is, no one could prove her wrong about them. They were too general. For a moment, she thought about Kento again and sighed. He was such a mess. It must be hard for him to be so young, so misunderstood. So.... WAIT. SHE FORGOT ABOUT HIM. She just realized! Shizuka raised her hand so she could leave the room again and pleaded that she had to go to the bathroom, but after her entrance, her teacher said she had enough time to finish that before and she should have done it then. Shoot... What was she supposed to do?

[Kento Waffles]

Kento didn't ditch class. He forgot to. It wasn't that he didn't want to. He really wanted to because he didn't like Sozen. But the problem was that he became so lost in thought that he walked into the class and sat in his seat. Suddenly, the bell rang, and he realized that he was in class. Crap. He was in class with Sozen again! This was, without a doubt, the worst. possible. THING. Kento sat there, trying to ignore it, and trying to mind his own business. Sozen made Kento feel frozen. He wanted to kill him. And he was going to want to kill him every day. Until their teacher got back. Oh damn. Whoa damn. This sucks. Kento was trying to decide what to do about his situation here. It was best befitting to ignore it after all.

Except that Sozen called on Kento. A lot of times. A lot more than any other students. Some of the girls were jealous. And they thought Kento might be receiving some favortism from Sozen. This wasn't favortism! This was "TROLOLOLOL I'M PICKING ON YOU KENTO! BWAHAHAHA!" from Sozen. It was definitely that. It couldn't be anything else but that! This was going to bum Kento out for the rest of the day. And the rest of class. And then there was other stuff to think about! Other worries. He had romantic worries...well not so much that. But he had tests! And grades! He had to worry about that! And they were going to post scores up on the bulletin board for everyone to see! As always. That really sucked. Really badly.

Well, the bell rang after Kento was effectively turned into a mooshie pie of sad and abyss, and he walked out of his classroom, to his locker, and put his stuff and books away. He saw the note from Shizuka, and he lit up just a bit. Okay, sort of date plans! His good friend was going to get snow cones with him! Kento would not admit it, but he adored Shizuka. She kind of made his day great! With that in his mind, Kento started walking with more rhythm to his friend's locker, a bit more joy and pronunciation in his step. It eventually brought him over to Shizuka's locker, where he waited for her. Her final class time went a little later than his on that day because of extracurricular activities, so he got to wait.

And while Kento was waiting, he pulled out his cell phone, which was a new iPhone he'd gotten because all phones were becoming smart phones anyway, and started playing pacman. Those stupid ghosts were just getting faster and stronger each time. And they respawned more quickly when he ate them, and he didn't like it! Kento was getting really into pacman after about thirty minutes of playing. He was on a really high score, on a really high level. Shizuka's activities were going to be done in a few minutes, but what mattered first was getting through pacman! Almost to the high score! Almost to the high score! Just a little bit more...And then, just when Kento was about to get it. . .

[Shizuka Sanamizu ✮]

"Hey there, buddy!" Shizuka shouted in Kento's ear. She pulled his iPhone away from him and started playing pacman, but quickly lost after just a few seconds. She laughed nervously and handed her friend his phone back without looking him in the eye, and made an excuse. "Uh, so your game glitched and you lost your high score, and..." Shizuka glanced in Kento's direction and noticed he looked the same as he did when she stole the phone away. That wasn't good, was it? She hated it when she disappointed him! It wasn't fair! So, just like any good friend... "Hey, I'll get you two snow cones. Or however many you want. If we're going, that is." Footsteps could be heard from nearby. Shizuka listened carefully and noted that they were heavy. It was an adult, but were they fat or just kind of muscular? She couldn't tell. That's so troublesome! It's not hard to tell the difference between footsteps. If they sound heavy and the strides are decently long, they're an adult and most likely male. Females almost always had clicky shoes on, and students were often walking fast or running. So they sounded light-footed. The strides were long and sounded heavy, but at the same time, the shoes made clicking noises like high heels did, only a bit harder. This was so confusing. Shizuka glanced around the locker room, ignoring Kento's sad look. "Wait a minute, what's that noise? Who's there?" A faint voice could be heard now. She couldn't make out the words at all, and it could still be male or female. Okay, NOW this was annoying. That's the worst. The absolute worst.

Shizuka simply wanted an easy day with her friend to cheer him up, because he'd had such a tough time in such a short hour span, and the only thing that would help was a snow cone or two. Now, they were going to get in trouble for loitering or something stupid like that. Just Shizuka's luck, huh? If it were a guy, though, it didn't matter how old he could be. She'd just charm him. However, if it were a woman, they were basically screwed eternally. Shizuka just felt afraid. Maybe it was the exciting thought that they would get in trouble for something, or maybe the adrenaline that ran through her body, or maybe her wild imagination. Either way, it was worrying. It's that feeling that you're probably not even doing anything wrong, but you hide anyway the minute you hear someone approaching, and your heart races because you're afraid of being caught, even though it doesn't matter at all and hiding was completely useless. That feeling consumes your brain forever, or at least until someone looks at you and notices you're there. Even then you hide your face, praying that they won't notice, or since you can't see them, they can't see you. It's that kind of moment. And Shizuka was basically peeing herself.

The footsteps were getting closer but the talking stopped a while back. Identification was no longer possible. Not only did this bother Shizuka, but she considered how annoying it was that this person was possibly transgender. Might as well be, since she can't tell the difference. She knew, though, that the minute she saw them she'd feel like an idiot for not knowing who it was. She grabbed Kento and hid behind lockers in a corner as the noises came closer. Shizuka pushed her back against the lockers so she could no longer see anything as the figure moved inside the room. The steps came closer still. Shizuka closed her eyes and grabbed Kento's hand, though she was positive he had no idea what she was doing. She squeezed it a bit hard, and wanted so badly to ignore the constant stepping noise. Useless! It's useless! She can't ignore it! It was like herpes! It kept coming back and would NEVER go away! How irritating... Each step was louder than the last. She slowly snuck around the side of the lockers to get a good look at their "attacker," still holding on to Kento's hand tightly. She never expected what she saw.

[Kento Waffles]

Kento's look of horror was the biggest look of horror that Shizuka would ever see. His face was basically aghast with Oh my god, what have you done?! You've stabbed me, chewed my toes off, and thrown me into a ditch! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! And then when he got his phone back, he was about to say something really sarcastic. Part of it was probably going to have to do with the fact that the snow cone place had gigantic snow cones. He couldn't even finish one. If Shizuka got him two, he was just going to have a bunch of melted ice with fruit syrup in it. It wasn't going to help that she...obliterated...his high score. This was even worse than the time that she'd spilled the milk. And that time had been like You spilled the milk! YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!

Kento was then abruptly pulled aside and into hiding by Shizuka. They were behind the lockers, and she grabbed his hand. And she was clutching his hand really really tightly. Kento's face lit up. It was a good thing that she was focused on something else. He was burning. He was a bright tomato red. He looked really uncool because he was embarrassed that she was holding his hand. Then he stopped and thought about what a cheater she was. Not fair. This is adorable. So Kento was going to be honest to himself for a moment. He didn't mind the moment. He didn't mind at all. Actually, he was going to take advantage of the situation, which he wanted to make last. He was about to whisper into her ear that he knew this person, and that this person was scary and they needed to stay hidden.

But then, he noticed something else! They couldn't stay hidden. Ugh, foiled. This was one of Kento's targets on his bingo list! The guy was said to have an irregular footstep pattern, and it was this enormous, 600 pound, nine foot tall black guy. He was rippling with fat and muscle both equally, and his face was rather toad-like. He had curly hair that was buzzed, and he wore a black suit and a fedora. Michael James by his English name, the man from England was a Fullbringer whose ambitions to attain absolute control over all the present third world countries was something that the Xcution leader seemed to resent and dislike. Instead, he put this guy on Kento's bingo list. Kento was going to take a trip to London within three weeks for this, but this guy was here instead!

Why he was there, and in a high school, Kento didn't really know! He didn't care. He was going to have to kill this guy. Kento whispered in Shizuka's ear. "He's one of my targets." Then, taking his hand from Shizuka's, he stormed out from the lockers, angered, frustrated, irritated, and downright annoyed that this guy had taken away such a nice moment. Kento, in his hot blooded moment, didn't think. He pointed at Shizuka. "OKAY! We're holding hands on the way back! I kind of enjoyed it!" Then, realizing his mistake, he groaned. "Crap." Well, now he had to kill this guy for that too.

[Shizuka Sanamizu ✮]

"You liked it, huh? Kento, is there something you want to tell me?" Shizuka peered out more from behind the lockers to get a full view of her partner, but got distracted immensely by the insanely obese human standing in front of her. "Ohmigod... Dude... ohmigod.. You are so fat." She paused for a moment and walked up next to Kento. "Who is this guy? Sweet baby angels, he's fat." She stifled a laugh as best as she could, but it was proving to be difficult, for she couldn't help but be amazed at how extremely overweight this person was. There was a small amount of muscle definition. SMALL. Basically only really observant people would ever even notice it under all of the layers of blubber. "Dude, you're like a land whale." Her eyes narrowed as she inspected the man. "This is insane, buddy. You are actually massively obese." Then, some common sense hit her. It was like when you open a fridge and forget what you wanted, then your stomach growls and you immediately remember why you opened the fridge. Wait, bad analogy. Even thinking about food was weird when Shizuka looked at the city-large hombre. It was f-r-e-a-k-y. "Yo, Kento, who is this guy? Why is he so sugar maple-fat? I'm pretty sure his body is five feet in diameter." Keep in mind, she was so distracted that she had no idea she was even insulting the guy. It was hard to tell because it seemed like nothing could penetrate his quadruple-stuffed skin. They were actually that fat. Like, you don't even understand how fat this person truly was. It was scary.

"I'm actually terrified. This guy could eat me, man. That's the worst feeling in the world." Then, Shizuka had an idea. "You're so fat, Goodyear wanted to fly you over the Superbowl." She chuckled. "You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale it read, 'To be continued.' " Oh my god. "Hey, Kento, this guy's so fat, he has his own area code." Let's keep going. "Dude you have so many chins, it looks like you're staring at me over a pile of pancakes." Oh, I like that one. "You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you." OHHHHH... "You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World." I'm on a roll! "You're so fat you sat on Walmart and lowered the prices." Shizuka nudged Kento's arm and laughed. Nothing stopped her, though. She was going to keep saying fat jokes until she got tired of it. How could she not? This was hilarious! He was so fat, it was actually unhealthy looking. No reaction came from him though, so it wasn't like Shizuka cared all that much. Plus, Kento already mentioned he was a bad guy. He was going to die soon, so why not go out with a little laugh on his back? Oh wait, it wouldn't matter. He can't reach it. He can't even see his toes. "You're so fat, you can go on vacation by rolling over." Makes sense. "You're so fat that when you step on a dollar bill, you make it change!" Shizuka was laughing hysterically now. "Ohhhh, do you need some Aloe? Because you just got burned...."

She was done now. The fat jokes were actually worth it though. She was probably going to be beaten up, but she could tell she even got Kento laughing. Just a tiny bit. She saw it happen. She knew. She was psychic or something. But anyway, yeah. This guy was like, Free Willy fat. It was extreme. He was the definition of the biggest loser, you know what I'm saying? Okay, sorry. Now it's done. Shizuka kept laughing to herself as she leaned up against the side of a set of lockers because she was crying from laughing so hard. Was that mean? Was it evil? If you say yes, GOOD. She WANTED IT TO BE THAT WAY. Shizuka smiled to herself again, but this time with an evil glare similar to that of the Joker as she glanced up at the man. Something triggered a small spark of crazy inside of her. Maybe it was all of the jokes and the immense amount of laughter that hurt her lungs, but she snapped. "Hey, Kento.. You said this guy was in your bingo book, right?" She pushed her head and part of her body up against the lockers now so that her back was touching it with her arms at her sides and one of her legs held up against the metal. "Play around with him then. I always like watching you when you fight. It's hot." Shizuka chuckled slightly to herself and closed her eyes as she smiled. "Maybe when you're done, we can play, too." Her personality changed. Well, this much was obvious. However, when Shizuka senses danger, she becomes a slightly different person. The inner mind just reveals itself in a way. Then she speaks her thoughts without regrets. That's the only difference. In a way, Shizuka just became more honest. But, in a strange manner. "Sorry for all of the fat jokes, by the way. I didn't mean for them to be hurtful." Which was true. She didn't. "But let's take care of this 'little' problem. Whattya say, Kento, my man?"

[Kento Waffles]

"Um, well, like..." Kento started, before Shizuka immediately forgot about her question, and started dropping a bunch of fat jokes about this giant guy just standing there. Kento couldn't help but start laughing at everything Shizuka was saying. What really did it for him was just how much shock value she had displayed in the last thirty seconds over this overweight guy. It didn't even matter how intimidating he was due to his height. He was still really fat. He probably wasn't as fat as he would be if he were shorter, since he was about nine feet tall, but he was still immensely overweight. It was giving Kento a lot of pleasure to hear about laughing. His face was starting to lose the redness of embarrassment, and gain the purple of suffocation. From laughing too much. Oh crap. Going to die now.

Kento at some point realized this was like drowning. Everything was going white and fuzzy because of how hard he was laughing. He always knew Shizuka had the potential to kill him with something she said! This was a bad time to die. Kento started thinking about the things he'd never do. And the things he'd never say! Even though he was dying, actually, the things he'd never say were still a bit embarrassing. He decided it wasn't "never," and that eventually he'd get around to saying them. And making his dreams happen. When he thought again, it came down to "will I survive this laughing?" He thought about how he didn't believe in God, but how he should start praying, since he was going to die of laughter soon. Dear God, I'm REALLY sorry about the things I've done. I'm sorry that I drew a mustache on Shizuka's face that one time she fell asleep on my shoulder. I'm sorry I emptied her toothpaste on April Fool's Day. I'm sorry I played the bucket over door trick on Shizuka's head. I'm sorry I put the whoopie cushion in her car's front seat. I'm sorry I gave Shizuka oranges instead of strawberries last Christmas!

Kento thought again. Hang on. Why do all of these apologies have to do with Shizuka? Oh crap. Why do I have so many apologies for Shizuka? How many of these do I know about...? Please, oh please don't be a mind reader... His initial panic stopped when he finally stopped laughing because of how serious his worries about Shizuka being a mind reader were. He inhaled deep, wispful gasps of air, trying to get his bearings. When he got back to himself, he was still a bit dizzy and light headed. "I thought...I was going to die..." Kento said out loud. Before anything could happen, the fat guy, Michael, ran forwards. He was a lot faster than Kento gave him credit for. For a second, Kento had time to think. OH MY GOD HE'S A BALL AND HE'S ROLLING TOWARDS ME. AAAAHHHH I'M GOING TO DIE. DON'T SIT ON ME.

"The Force That Protects." Kento said out loud. He let his cool looking gloves form on his hands, and his eyes narrowed. His voice went into monotone, and he took a blank look onto his face. His sudden change of personality was typical of him when he fought. A punch came towards Kento, and he sidestepped, dodging what seemed like an abnormally fast punch for a human. His enemy was faster than him by a lot, but Kento had amazing senses. He could see the moving of the shoulder and body, and knew what was coming. "That's slow." Kento monotoned when that punch missed. A second one came, and he blocked it with his gloves, which had massive force absorption abilities. "That's weak." Kento chimed in. He dropped, punching his opponent in the stomach. Ripples flew across the fat man's stomach, but nothing else happened for a moment. Then, the fat man was blown backwards, flying away from them.

"Shizuka, you're up." Kento said in monotone. He looked down vaguely, seeing a banana peel. "I almost slipped." Kento noted.

Kento's Remaining Reiatsu: 3800 Reiatsu

Fullbring Stage 1: 1/10

[Shizuka Sanamizu ✮]

Shizuka stared momentarily at her partner, questioning herself as she peered over at the fat man. She opened her mouth to say something, but then thought it over once again. After some consideration, she decided to say it anyway. "Kento, my shoes are in my locker. Give me a minute and hold him off." Shizuka quickly glanced from side to side to find the section of lockers that held the gift her aunt gave her several years before. She hadn't even switched from her school slippers yet! How much of an idiot can you be, really? That was a stupid move. She didn't even feel like moving ALL THE WAY AROUND the other side of the lockers to get back to her own, so instead, she walked by the big guy. "'Scuse me, just gonna walk by you for a second, here." She very carefully maneuvered by. "Thanks, bud." Shizuka suspected that she was getting a few weird looks from Kento and maybe even the other guy, but she didn't really care at that moment. As quickly as she could though, she inserted the combination in her lock and opened the locker door, not even bothering putting her heels on. She just removed the slippers and placed them inside. Carrying her shoes on her fingers by the straps, Shizuka stood silently behind Mr. Fatty and smiled demonically. She tossed her shoes up in the air, winked, and placed her left hand on her hip in a sassy manner. "Beach Queen." The shoes disappeared and Shizuka caught her gun in her left hand as the bucket was placed elsewhere. Then she lowered both arms to her sides and stood up straight with a serious expression. "I guess his fat absorbed your power, huh? That's not fun. It's also a bit depressing because it means this guy is that huge."

Her thoughts immediately switched. Magma. That's what she wanted. Shizuka switched the settings dial to Super Soaker on the gun, and pointed it directly at the man. There isn't much space to dodge, so this will hopefully be quick... In just a moment, burning hot magma shot out of the barrel as Shizuka held the trigger down. At first she thought she hit the man, but instantly regretted even considering shooting in that direction because she totally forgot Kento was there! The big man actually rolled out of the way, too. ROLLED. WHAT A FAT LOSER. Shizuka ran towards Kento, avoiding the magma in the way as best as she could, pushed Kento out of the way again to where no magma was, and continued after the fat guy. "Kento, I'm so sorry, but I have to use up the magma in here so you'll have to avoid me too, sometimes." She shot at the man again between the lockers and this time hit his leg, because for some reason, this guy could actually dodge pretty well. This was surprising. She had to be careful, too. Kento might accidentally get in the way, and she couldn't hurt him. The magma burned away at the man's leg and already started hardening because of the cooling air. The obsidian began breaking now, because he started moving out of the way again. Switching to a different setting was out, too... God. Why was this so hard? "Would you stop moving? I'm trying to burn you." Another shot sprang from the barrel of Shizuka's gun and landed on the man's other leg. She was getting closer. More obsidian broke away and she got to see the massively high degree burns appearing. In some places, the muscle was visible. Yes, muscle. It actually burned away the layers of fat. These may not be direct hits, but she was getting the two things that would manage to stop this guy.

"Kento, will he absorb all of your powers?" She could beat him. It would take longer than preferred, but it was possible. All she needed was to take away the only things that made this guy mobile. Then again he could roll away but that's no fun. A few moans of pain came out from the man as he complained, but Shizuka stopped caring. She was annoyed now. Her face said it all. She held her gun up with a direct hit pointing at the heart of the man and pulled the trigger.

Shizuka's Remaining Reiatsu: 3800 Reiatsu

Fullbring Stage 1: 1/10