Post by Maria Ashwin on Nov 9, 2022 1:33:38 GMT -5
Inovation
is the corner stone of being lazy
It opens doors to make life easier
1.) the smell of bleach and fabreeze flooded marik's senses as he crouched down , hands in the thickest rubber gloves any man would ever see as crouched down and began to scoop human feces out of a mcdonalds toilet his face as expressionless as a blank sheet of paper.
2.) In truth marik had come to learn to live with the disgusting chore his manager had thrust upon him , it wasn't the first time the shit they served had to be shoveled by hand out a toilet. afterall what else would you expect from eating that crap? a healthy life?! HA!
3.) Marik would carefully scoop each handful into his empty mop bucket , holding his breath with each rise and fall of his hands into the toilet. "i hate these fucking customers and...." he would pause as he looked down at the massive turd in his hands as he noticed the poop had something wriggling in it.
4.) "..are those worms..." he would mummble aloud to no one in paticular , that was the breaking point , marik was willing to do many things for money but one thing he would not abide was cleaning parasite ridden filth. Dropping the turd back in the toilet he would flick the gloves off and begin walking out the bathroom
5.) "FUCK THIS PLACE I QUITE!!" he would bellow as he walked out the front door , no longer comfortable with being a wage slave for corperate america's crown clown murderer. Hell this place killed more people every year than hollows ever could.
6.) Strutting out the mcdonalds head held hi he would begin his trek across town to the home depot surely they would have need of help , afterall who doesnt need a handy man in this day and age. Hell who doesnt need good help in this economy!
(simple job thread i was bored af)
2.) In truth marik had come to learn to live with the disgusting chore his manager had thrust upon him , it wasn't the first time the shit they served had to be shoveled by hand out a toilet. afterall what else would you expect from eating that crap? a healthy life?! HA!
3.) Marik would carefully scoop each handful into his empty mop bucket , holding his breath with each rise and fall of his hands into the toilet. "i hate these fucking customers and...." he would pause as he looked down at the massive turd in his hands as he noticed the poop had something wriggling in it.
4.) "..are those worms..." he would mummble aloud to no one in paticular , that was the breaking point , marik was willing to do many things for money but one thing he would not abide was cleaning parasite ridden filth. Dropping the turd back in the toilet he would flick the gloves off and begin walking out the bathroom
5.) "FUCK THIS PLACE I QUITE!!" he would bellow as he walked out the front door , no longer comfortable with being a wage slave for corperate america's crown clown murderer. Hell this place killed more people every year than hollows ever could.
6.) Strutting out the mcdonalds head held hi he would begin his trek across town to the home depot surely they would have need of help , afterall who doesnt need a handy man in this day and age. Hell who doesnt need good help in this economy!
(simple job thread i was bored af)
