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★A S K x A S U K A

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[Yun Fēng]

Does Kuroi smell?

[Hidromielleón Ulfhirthir]

If you couldn't be a Hollow or Arrancar, what would you be?

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Pardon us, Miss Segunda. We thought it would be funny watching Naga use a computer for the first time.
-Squad 12

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Jul 19, 2018 13:59:25 GMT -5 Yun Fēng said:

Does Kuroi smell?

“Oh my goshness my first question~! Aha~! Hiii!

Does Kuroi smell? Uuuhh.... Well, um, I don't wanna die but even though most of the time he smells like blood and swords... He kinda smells like strawberry jam sometimes. Does he put it on his toast? On his crackers? Does Kuroi even eat...? I dunno~! I've never seen him eat! It's reaaaaaaaaaally weird! I know! I know! But for realsies! He does smell like it! I swear!

C-Can you not tell him I answered this by the way? Aha. Thank you~!!!"

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Jul 19, 2018 14:02:03 GMT -5 Hidromielleón Ulfhirthir said:

If you couldn't be a Hollow or Arrancar, what would you be?

“Hiya~! Uhm... I think I'd wanna be a sparkle wizard! They just move around and go pew pew pew lots of times~! They save lots of people! Gosh they're like nice super heros! All the guys there are super cute and come from boy bands too! It sounds like it would be so much fun~! Or! Or! Or! I'd be one of the broccoli people! I always wanted to be that again~! Just live a normal life with all my pet snakes~! All 200 of 'em~! Aha!

Jul 19, 2018 14:03:58 GMT -5 @raysgoji said:

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Pardon us, Miss Segunda. We thought it would be funny watching Naga use a computer for the first time.
-Squad 12

“W-What? Wait! I know this language! You must be one of the space kitten pirate people! A fellow creature of the night~! Let's see if I can decipher this...

-Bread
-Milk
-Eggs
-Gummi Worms
-Ketchup
-Pineapples for pizza


Oh.. Why did you type up your shopping list?? Did you want me to get this stuff for you!? I can do it easy! No problemo~! I'm at yer service! I dunno if I agree with that last item though. Also, who is Naga? Why does he want all this stuff! You sparkle wizards in Squad 12 better not starve him or I'll get Azumi to come after you! Aha~! Bye bye~! See you next time!"

[Valentin Acciai]

With the lack of water to shower with, what is the best method of getting sand out of your hair in Hueco Mundo?
-a stylish hollow.

[Rafaela Rafierra]

How does Las Noches keep time with the permanent night in Heuco Mundo?
- Dr.Rafaela

[Gaston Valkenhayn]

From:? ? ? ?
Subject: How's that killer instinct?

Body: I've heard through the grape vine it's something you've been after..a few failed teachings here and there aha! I know the perfect way to teach you. Just. Open. Your. Eyes. To. The. Truth.

Y/N?

The rest of the message seems to stretch down seemingly endlessly. Plastered about are seemingly hundreds of different variations of eyes, even the attachment is filled with them. Even more so..they seem to follow your movement.

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Jul 19, 2018 14:24:54 GMT -5 Valentin Acciai said:

With the lack of water to shower with, what is the best method of getting sand out of your hair in Hueco Mundo?
-a stylish hollow.

“Dear Mr. Stylish Hollow,

Wow! That's really cool that you're stylish! Are you a celebrity too!? Man there's so many cool people out there~! Aha! I dunno about you, but Kouhai gave us the super awesome showers in the Espada rooms! The ones where you can sing really really really really really really loud and sound good! I dunno how he does it though because there is sand everywhere. He's kind of a sparkle wizard so I guess he can do cool things. Stay stylish and cool!!”

Jul 19, 2018 14:28:48 GMT -5 Rafaela Rafierra said:

How does Las Noches keep time with the permanent night in Heuco Mundo?
- Dr.Rafaela

“Hiya doc! What kinda doctor are ya!? Are you the kind that gives people the candy and then they have to go back because they ate said candy? Do you have the watermelon flavored candies too!? Can I have some?! Please?

You can't keep time?! Where do you even buy that?! I've checked in every grocery store and mall but I can't see to buy it! Unfortunately, you can't really keep it but you can pretend you have it?! That's what I used to do, aha~!”

Jul 19, 2018 14:33:26 GMT -5 @suihiko said:

What traits would you look for in a successor to your title as an Espada?
- A Cancelled Hollow

“Dear Mr. Cancelled Hollow,

S-Suh- Successor? I don't know what that word means but I'm not interested in whatever it is...

Ok bye~! Aha~!”

Jul 19, 2018 14:49:07 GMT -5 Gaston Valkenhayn said:

From:? ? ? ?
Subject: How's that killer instinct?

Body: I've heard through the grape vine it's something you've been after..a few failed teachings here and there aha! I know the perfect way to teach you. Just. Open. Your. Eyes. To. The. Truth.

Y/N?

The rest of the message seems to stretch down seemingly endlessly. Plastered about are seemingly hundreds of different variations of eyes, even the attachment is filled with them. Even more so..they seem to follow your movement.

“Dear Nigerian Prince That Keeps E-mailing me,

I sent you like ten thousand ryo already!? This is the first time you're mentioning grapes to me and they're not even my favorite fruit! Pineapples are! Could you send me some of those? Pretty please? My eyes are open! Why are there so many polka dots on the screen? Is this a new design? Can I have this pretty please?! Aha~!

Ok bye~!"

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Dear Asuka could you please come in for your check up?

Dr. Endsieg

[Rio Demonliogalgo]

Where the fuck ya been?

--Quinta Espada

[Himitsu Kasumi'Oji]

Dear Asuka,

I write to you to seek advise regarding my hopeless friend. For the first time, my manliness has failed me. The very muscles that give me strength and masculinity made no progress with this lost soul. These muscles and these muscles. At first, I believed my failure was because I lacked strength, but now I see that this is not true. I am too strong. My muscles are too big to help this little girl in a grown man’s body.

This friend – to keep this anonymous, we’ll call him Himitsu – has no sense of manhood what-so-ever. There is a flatland between his shoulder and elbow. I can’t find his biceps with a magnifying glass. Himitsu has no motivation for physical self-improvement, and since taking his ridiculous desk-job, his chest has become more rounded (not in the good way) and a belly sags over his pants. It’s an embarrassment.

But even worse that, Himitsu is a wimp. This one woman (a terrifying, but beautiful lady) even called him Crybaby Himitsu. Sure, she was a Quincy and comes from an archer race with no real men, but that stands to show that even in Quincy standards, Himitsu is pathetic. When he fights, if I can get him to stop sharing his girly emotions and start fighting at all, he battles with magical words and silly light shows. I’m embarrassed to be with him. Real men uphold their honor with their fists, but Himitsu lacks the strength in has hand to even form a fist without getting cramps.

And the worst part of it all? He refuses to get a woman. He has been alive for over a thousand years, and the only physical contact he has had with a woman was a handshake. Sometimes, when he’s not paying attention, I glance down to try to find a bulge. Does he have a penis? Who can know at this point. But I need to find him a date. At this point, I don’t care if he embraces his manhood or not. I’m just curious to see if there’s anything down there at all, and hopefully a date can help me get to the bottom of this.

So I come to you, Asuka, on my knees begging for help. You are an experienced, wise Segunda Espada. Perhaps you’ve come across someone like this in your time as a soul. Perhaps you might have even encountered a similar individual in the Kasumi’Oji Manor. Regardless, I need your advise. I have exhausted all the possible solutions I can find. If I punch him, he cries. If I turn on the Super Bowl, he only pays attention to the commercials. If I ask him how he is doing, he starts talking to me about the ups and downs of his day. My manly mind can only take so much. Please, tell me how to make a man out of Himitsu?

With muscles and desperation,

Flex the MAN