Anonymous Letter

[Jin Yamada]

Dear Mr. Hat and Clogs,

I have lived here in Karakura Town for over two centuries now, I mean, thirty years, and your shop has been just fantastic for the thirty years that I have been living here. Your latest fall catalog items are very unique and interesting. I loved them all! Now, onto the matter at hand. I would like for you to create something that would help me, so to speak. I have a friend whose goal is to destroy a certain race. Would you be able to make some sort of shinigami type gigai that works on it's own without a soul to activate it? This type of gigai would really help with his training because it would help him get used to fighting shinigami and other races like the shinigami. No, scratch that, would you be able to make an automatic gigai or robot that fights with the abilities of all the races so that one could use this to train and gain combat experience before going out to actually fight those types of enemies?

Something like this would really attract customers, especially Shinigami who are in need of training. Instead of going out into Hueco Mundo or the real world to train to fight hollows, they could just fight the gigai or robot with the powers and abilities of a hollow. I think it would be a really good addition to your shop. I hope you take this idea into consideration so that you may keep a life-time customer such as myself, and maybe even gain more life-time customers. I hope that your business continues to grow and flourish.

Have a nice day,
Anonymous Customer

[Zou ۞]

Dear Valued Customer,

Unfortunately, your request cannot be met! It is impossible to built a machine that embodies all of the races. We have Mod Souls, Bount, Quincy, Humans, Shinigami, Arrancar, Hollows, Vizards, and these days the Ogatago. Altogether, there is far too much. However, individual and self reconstructing ones can be made for each race, though it would take about 25 years. Artificially creating a zanpakutou with actual zanpakutou powers isn't exactly easy. All I can really tell you is that you should get training from some kind of master.

Though, if you want even better training, you could always walk in on a bunch of shinigami women in a hot spring. I'm sure they'll attack you with great fury should you do that, and you'll get a lot of training there. Well, you might die since a woman's scorn is deadly. Then again, at least you die with few regrets! Some of the shinigami women look very nice, and I'm sure a few of them are your type! By the way, if you've seen the fall catalog, have you checked out the mega spoon? Isn't it the greatest?


~Urahara Kisuke