Post by Shio "Mod Soul" Kyrou on Jun 15, 2022 7:26:19 GMT -5
Shio "Mod Soul" Kyrou
It had to be a day like this, didn't it? Of all of the times I have visited the human world, in all of the instances I have trespassed to grace them with my presence - hmph! Why did it have to happen on today of all days. I'll have you know my dearest readers, this may perhaps be one of the worst days of my life - a tragedy! Well... these type of OUTRAGOUS experiences do tend to happen to me every other day, I suppose I'd better explain.
Jotting, scribbling - pen to paper. Curious eyes gaze upon the foxy woman that sat at her round table. It was an awning of a cafe she found recluse in, carelessly idling the day away as she appeared to be recording something down. Idle in their mundane lives, people had taken notice of her. Most notably, the way she stood out in a crowd of seemingly ordinary humans. In rounds did they gossip, keeping hush to themselves, unbeknownst to the individual as they spread their rumor.
"Is she a cosplayer?" One asked, another - "Perhaps she is a writer? Should we go and ask?". Followed by a far more brazen onlooker, "Is that tail real?! I want to feel it!". Shio, who lacked the situational awareness to notice just how heavily she was being gossiped about, continued to jot down in her handbook. The quasi-hollow stops, she flicks her lifelike tail back and forth, applying her pen to her lip as her countanence turns sour.
"Urhgh, the nerve of those melonheaded dolts!" - Does she mutter to herself, tuffet-muffled ears flicking a couple of times in annoyance. "If only they knew who I was... then-". Whilst her brows crease in pensive contemplation, does she recall the time back then. In the backdrop of the rain pouring down, under the shelter of the cafe awning, is she thrown back to her encounter - remembering how she had ended up in this situation.
In conjunction to her pen being applied once again to her paper, is the story told. It begins in Las Noches. Naturally, as most of her escapades do - it begun, yes, with her being kicked out. Shio furrows her eyebrow, and quickly scribbles that part out. No, it begun with one of her enthusiastic fans, asking for her to please leave Las Noches and get some air. To grace the likes of the human world with her presence. To obtain what these commonfolk oft' refer to as... 'fresh air'.
So, she did; using the Garganta the angry... subservient Arrancar had so graciously provided for her. Did she step out into the human world. Once more, this was quite unlike any of her previous outings. No, today was different. Today the self-proclaimed... ahem, strongest hollow had decided to take a stroll in a more graceful form. This was unusual of her of course, but she had decided for the activity she had in mind, it was more practical.
Shio had decided to enter the human world in an actual gigai this time, as opposed to her usual stuffed Honyopyako. Now, as much as it was nice to be able to eat - drink, and enjoy the pleasures of a vessel made of flesh. It was not without its own complications either. To begin with, everything was that much more exhausting when placed in one of these 'blasted meat coffins' - it's so much less straining to move around when made of cotton. Your feet practically bounce off of the ground. Seriously, authors note - try it some time!
Err, not that you could anyway. Right, most humans don't get to choose what form they take. Sounds very inconvenient to be honest, but I suppose not everyone can be as great as-... haha. Y'know, when I read what I write, it's as though I sound arrogant or something. Hah.. couldn't be, I'm probably just experiencing that thing that Ailene had mentioned once. Something about authors being more critical of their own writing, it must be because I'm not that great of a writer. But well, I'm only giving this a try for now anyway.
It's not much of a story I'm trying to tell in the first place. Actually in hindsight, I think I'm being a little dramatic. I came here because I wanted to see a movie in theater. "Honyopyāko, Kitsune Warrior; the return of Asachi!" It's so popular, I really wanted to go see it! But you see, ahem. In pensive contemplation, the self-proclaimed Espada flicks her tail back and forth. In similar manner, she rests one palm against her face, leaning into it heavily as she lets out an extremely audible sigh. Her pen stalling on her paper, she continues.
"I forgot... to bring any money."
Part of her face turns flushed as she, almost snapping her pen in frustration, only just barely manages to scratch those words into the pages. With such vigor and thoroughness that it is enscribed on all of the pages beneath it, too. With a grit of her teeth, she withdraws her pen on the final letter, shutting her notebook flat against the round cafe table. Placing her elbow against it, and leaning her face into her palm with a gargantuan - 'humph'. Her bespeckled azure eyes gaze around for a moment, quite fed up of this scenario.
"Whats a 'Couples Night' supposed to mean anyway?!"
It had to be a day like this, didn't it? Of all of the times I have visited the human world, in all of the instances I have trespassed to grace them with my presence - hmph! Why did it have to happen on today of all days. I'll have you know my dearest readers, this may perhaps be one of the worst days of my life - a tragedy! Well... these type of OUTRAGOUS experiences do tend to happen to me every other day, I suppose I'd better explain.
Jotting, scribbling - pen to paper. Curious eyes gaze upon the foxy woman that sat at her round table. It was an awning of a cafe she found recluse in, carelessly idling the day away as she appeared to be recording something down. Idle in their mundane lives, people had taken notice of her. Most notably, the way she stood out in a crowd of seemingly ordinary humans. In rounds did they gossip, keeping hush to themselves, unbeknownst to the individual as they spread their rumor.
"Is she a cosplayer?" One asked, another - "Perhaps she is a writer? Should we go and ask?". Followed by a far more brazen onlooker, "Is that tail real?! I want to feel it!". Shio, who lacked the situational awareness to notice just how heavily she was being gossiped about, continued to jot down in her handbook. The quasi-hollow stops, she flicks her lifelike tail back and forth, applying her pen to her lip as her countanence turns sour.
"Urhgh, the nerve of those melonheaded dolts!" - Does she mutter to herself, tuffet-muffled ears flicking a couple of times in annoyance. "If only they knew who I was... then-". Whilst her brows crease in pensive contemplation, does she recall the time back then. In the backdrop of the rain pouring down, under the shelter of the cafe awning, is she thrown back to her encounter - remembering how she had ended up in this situation.
In conjunction to her pen being applied once again to her paper, is the story told. It begins in Las Noches. Naturally, as most of her escapades do - it begun, yes, with her being kicked out. Shio furrows her eyebrow, and quickly scribbles that part out. No, it begun with one of her enthusiastic fans, asking for her to please leave Las Noches and get some air. To grace the likes of the human world with her presence. To obtain what these commonfolk oft' refer to as... 'fresh air'.
So, she did; using the Garganta the angry... subservient Arrancar had so graciously provided for her. Did she step out into the human world. Once more, this was quite unlike any of her previous outings. No, today was different. Today the self-proclaimed... ahem, strongest hollow had decided to take a stroll in a more graceful form. This was unusual of her of course, but she had decided for the activity she had in mind, it was more practical.
Shio had decided to enter the human world in an actual gigai this time, as opposed to her usual stuffed Honyopyako. Now, as much as it was nice to be able to eat - drink, and enjoy the pleasures of a vessel made of flesh. It was not without its own complications either. To begin with, everything was that much more exhausting when placed in one of these 'blasted meat coffins' - it's so much less straining to move around when made of cotton. Your feet practically bounce off of the ground. Seriously, authors note - try it some time!
Err, not that you could anyway. Right, most humans don't get to choose what form they take. Sounds very inconvenient to be honest, but I suppose not everyone can be as great as-... haha. Y'know, when I read what I write, it's as though I sound arrogant or something. Hah.. couldn't be, I'm probably just experiencing that thing that Ailene had mentioned once. Something about authors being more critical of their own writing, it must be because I'm not that great of a writer. But well, I'm only giving this a try for now anyway.
It's not much of a story I'm trying to tell in the first place. Actually in hindsight, I think I'm being a little dramatic. I came here because I wanted to see a movie in theater. "Honyopyāko, Kitsune Warrior; the return of Asachi!" It's so popular, I really wanted to go see it! But you see, ahem. In pensive contemplation, the self-proclaimed Espada flicks her tail back and forth. In similar manner, she rests one palm against her face, leaning into it heavily as she lets out an extremely audible sigh. Her pen stalling on her paper, she continues.
"I forgot... to bring any money."
Part of her face turns flushed as she, almost snapping her pen in frustration, only just barely manages to scratch those words into the pages. With such vigor and thoroughness that it is enscribed on all of the pages beneath it, too. With a grit of her teeth, she withdraws her pen on the final letter, shutting her notebook flat against the round cafe table. Placing her elbow against it, and leaning her face into her palm with a gargantuan - 'humph'. Her bespeckled azure eyes gaze around for a moment, quite fed up of this scenario.
"Whats a 'Couples Night' supposed to mean anyway?!"
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