Post by Shio "Mod Soul" Kyrou on Feb 1, 2022 18:13:58 GMT -5
Shio "Mod Soul" Kyrou
Arrrrghhh~! All these blasted hallways look the same! Where is he- I need to find him. It was not moments ago I could sense his presence, so he must be nearby; that blonde one, with the funny hair. I bet he's hiding from me, hmph! I'll teach him a thing or two about just how terrifying I can be, yes - once I find him - I can see it now; his face! His stupid - albeit admittedly somewhat handsome - face!
Here I was, about to proclaim myself to everyone, and rightfully so, that I - Shio Kyrou - was in fact the strongest there is within the Espada! They were all ears, those low-ranking arrancar, I could see the disbelief in their eyes. It is only natural they would think so, because I am still recuperating after 'that incident'. I was ready to post these beautifully decorated flyers all around Las Noches, these informatically correct leaflets - look here, here I am, my face is at the very top of this pyramid! So easy to understand, right~? But don't be so impressed yet, not until you see on the back; the top ten reasons in poll why Shio Kyrou is the strongest hollow!
Heh~ I really outdid myself.
But then that meek little arrancar, mask looking like some kind of broken tusk - fitting. Has the nerve to tell me, the strongest, that there was in fact another within Las Noches who claims to be 'the strongest Espada'.
He was like 'Uh, achtukuallyy' - well he's wrong! And I'm going to prove it.
I've spent so long trying to escape this prison, let me tell you. Yes, I'm of course refering to these rooms, they're enormous! They're much bigger on the inside, I don't even know how it's accomplished, why would they need all that space anyway when they have the whole freakin' desert?! - but anyway, back off tangent.
Those leaflets I made in the spare time I was locked up within Ailene's room. Yeah, I was planning to serve my time after what happened, but I couldn't just sit back and wait whilst somebody else was stomping around these halls claiming that title when it wasn't me - it wasn't even Ailene! Yes, that man who looks as though he works out a bodybuilding training regimine at least twice a day, and spends at least an hour each morning to curl his eyelashes into that pristine condition. I'm of course refering to the one those low-rankers called 'Arcadus'.
Ailene's room is like a maze! It's so full of books, collectables and other works of art. Imagine, a small albeit monsterously powerful individual as myself, lost amidst that pile of centuries old archetechture, culture and various other dusty old things... some of them were quite good reads though.
Still, I was lost in there for days! And it definitely was not of my own volition!
But now, hehe, now I am free. I stepped out of that door, and here I am, in front of the room belonging to that one whose known as the strongest P-O-S-E-R. I suppose I'd better announce my presence and get this over with.
So I fold my arms, inhale, and yell at the absolute tippy-toppity of my voice in order to get his attention. Surely one could hear my thunderous might echo throughout all the halls of Las Noches, and summon him to come fight me, proving once and for all my superiority!
"ARCADUS YOU MASSIVE CLOWN!!! I'VE COME TO CHALLENGE YOU, SHOW YOURSELF~!!!"
hhh~ my lungs.
Arrrrghhh~! All these blasted hallways look the same! Where is he- I need to find him. It was not moments ago I could sense his presence, so he must be nearby; that blonde one, with the funny hair. I bet he's hiding from me, hmph! I'll teach him a thing or two about just how terrifying I can be, yes - once I find him - I can see it now; his face! His stupid - albeit admittedly somewhat handsome - face!
Here I was, about to proclaim myself to everyone, and rightfully so, that I - Shio Kyrou - was in fact the strongest there is within the Espada! They were all ears, those low-ranking arrancar, I could see the disbelief in their eyes. It is only natural they would think so, because I am still recuperating after 'that incident'. I was ready to post these beautifully decorated flyers all around Las Noches, these informatically correct leaflets - look here, here I am, my face is at the very top of this pyramid! So easy to understand, right~? But don't be so impressed yet, not until you see on the back; the top ten reasons in poll why Shio Kyrou is the strongest hollow!
Heh~ I really outdid myself.
But then that meek little arrancar, mask looking like some kind of broken tusk - fitting. Has the nerve to tell me, the strongest, that there was in fact another within Las Noches who claims to be 'the strongest Espada'.
He was like 'Uh, achtukuallyy' - well he's wrong! And I'm going to prove it.
I've spent so long trying to escape this prison, let me tell you. Yes, I'm of course refering to these rooms, they're enormous! They're much bigger on the inside, I don't even know how it's accomplished, why would they need all that space anyway when they have the whole freakin' desert?! - but anyway, back off tangent.
Those leaflets I made in the spare time I was locked up within Ailene's room. Yeah, I was planning to serve my time after what happened, but I couldn't just sit back and wait whilst somebody else was stomping around these halls claiming that title when it wasn't me - it wasn't even Ailene! Yes, that man who looks as though he works out a bodybuilding training regimine at least twice a day, and spends at least an hour each morning to curl his eyelashes into that pristine condition. I'm of course refering to the one those low-rankers called 'Arcadus'.
Ailene's room is like a maze! It's so full of books, collectables and other works of art. Imagine, a small albeit monsterously powerful individual as myself, lost amidst that pile of centuries old archetechture, culture and various other dusty old things... some of them were quite good reads though.
Still, I was lost in there for days! And it definitely was not of my own volition!
But now, hehe, now I am free. I stepped out of that door, and here I am, in front of the room belonging to that one whose known as the strongest P-O-S-E-R. I suppose I'd better announce my presence and get this over with.
So I fold my arms, inhale, and yell at the absolute tippy-toppity of my voice in order to get his attention. Surely one could hear my thunderous might echo throughout all the halls of Las Noches, and summon him to come fight me, proving once and for all my superiority!
"ARCADUS YOU MASSIVE CLOWN!!! I'VE COME TO CHALLENGE YOU, SHOW YOURSELF~!!!"
hhh~ my lungs.
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