Post by Yaksha Dokuja on Feb 16, 2019 0:04:03 GMT -5
There were many places around the world that people would describe as creepy, particularly when they hadn't been trafficked in some time: A movie theater or a bowling alley, when one was closing up at the end of the day, was almost horrible to behold. One could imagine a projector cutting on without warning, or something coming onto a screen without warning...or even worse, something coming off of a screen. Whether high up above, looking down into the rows and rows of empty seats as they turned off the lights, or when doing some last-minute fixes on the ground floor, anywhere that people expect to be well-trafficked seems to take on an air of unease when it's suddenly become neglected, even only for a short period. People call them 'Ghost Towns' for good reason: Mankind always has a habit of making ghosts where none exist.
Then again, they do say the dead outnumber the living. How many cases need to actually be verified for that to be true, in the end?
London's beloved clocktower hadn't been in use for almost two years, trafficked only by workmen and a few of the elite of the city now and then, to oversee the efforts and write a few checks...or make up some absurd reason to hold off on payment a little longer. In the end, people really don't change much anywhere you go, or anywhen you look. It wasn't a ghost town, not that anyone would dare to say. The people servicing the place had been there for quite some time, coming and going. It wouldn't be unfair to say they knew the place as well as their own homes after the time they'd spent knocking holes in walls, and dredging out the corpses of birds, or racoons, or in one memorable situation, a child's beloved puppy with a tag on the collar reading "Scoodles". It had in fact become a recurring joke amongst the workmen that "Scoodles" was the oldest and angriest of the spirits haunting the old structure. Whenever a tool was misplaced, somewhere no one remembered putting it, whenever someone was a little late coming back from the bathroom, whenever someone banged their hand or cut themselves, it was always 'Scoodles' to blame.
Which just goes to show how resilient humanity is as a species. A lone man, asked to stay an hour after everyone else has left his place of employment, will start jittering and jumping at every thing, cutting corners and seeing ghosts everywhere he goes. Three people, asked to spend time in the company of no one but themselves for over a year, would be perfectly at ease, and would laugh heartily at the notion of ghosts or goblins, relentlessly scouring away even a hint of superstition from whichever of them was getting jittery at that particular moment. Mankind, as a species, knew the truth of the world quite well. They'd proven it, scientifically. Humans were nothing more than their component parts, the soul didn't exist, and there was nothing you could call an afterlife. All of those sorts of things could easily be replicated, by stimulating neurons in just the right way.
Men, on the other hand, individual men, knew the true truth. That there were always things science couldn't understand or explain, that each of them remembered a time when science held no sway over the world. Each of them remembered when they were monkeys, too scared to look up lest the sounds they were hearing would notice they'd been noticed, and take that as their cue to strike. Each of them held deep in their heart some truly impossible deed that they, to the end of their days, were unable to explain away. They talked about it only with those they knew truly well, and only after enough alcohol to make them confident their statements would be taken on their own merits. If mankind, as a species, could simply learn to be as clever as men, then even the angry dead would have a run for their money. But the collective IQ of a group is always that of the dumbest member, divided by the amount of people present. If only man could know -every- ghost story, -every- urban folktale, could piece together -every- shred of the supernatural in the last year alone. They wouldn't be making jokes, that's for sure.
A small purplish-black wound opened in the bell-tower of Big Ben, without any concern for whether or not it was scientifically observable, or whether or not it made a sound: Trees may not make a sound in the absence of ears, but that which made it fall exists independent of observation. It's far past too late to pull the covers over your head, little one. That trick only works when you're too young to know better. And so it was, that a creature of approximately the shape and size of a crocodile slipped out from a place that couldn't possibly exist, and began to climb the roof. It had made a few trips here in the past, when its mind was its own. It needed no reason, besides curiosity: Big Ben was by far one of the most interesting cultural pieces of the last centuries, and seeing before anyone else the renovations made? That was the sort of thing that made ghosts stick around. At first. Then, it became easier and easier to forget what really mattered, besides jealousy. Why should life be wasted on the living, they ask?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The first of the three workmen entered the room, carrying a beer; quite illegal, but they always made sure to clean up after themselves, and it was the only thing to make working in the dusty, dingy, miserable environment bearable. Besides, who was going to report on them? Scoodles? So he entered the room, toasting to nothing, and taking a deep swig.
"God save the Q-"
The prayer was cut short by a tail lashing down from above, skewering him just behind the neck. He fell to the ground, beer bottle shattering and shoving shards of glass about three feet into the soft tissue of his belly and hips, tearing open his kidneys, his stomach, and his small intestines; he voided his bowels and emptied his bladder simultaneously, his his body didn't move in the slightest after the first moment. Instead, he stared down, helplessly, at his own body, and the chain connecting it, as he felt the stiff white material of a tail that felt like it was modeled after a chainsaw piercing his spine...which was odd because he could see his spine just fine from here, and it looked untouched. He reached up one hand dully, a shimmering memory of a beer bottle in his hand, as he groped at the tail, muttering faint whispered pleas. As he did so, a head craned down from above, filled with more teeth than a shark's, and eyes of lemon yellow that were simultaneously hideously cunning and totally unfocused: It looked like the creature in front of him gave him as much recognition as one would a photograph of a person, instead of a real one.
"Couldn't you at least let me have my beer first?"
No reply; the creature simply slipped forward, biting him in half at the hips, and slurping down the upper half. At the same time this was happening, two more workmen were walking into the room: One fanned at his nostrils, kicking the body.
"God dammit Marko! You're gonna get us all fired, you dim bulb! We had a good thing going here! What'd you do, down five beers before getting here? You fuckin' lush!"
At this punctuation, he pulled back his foot, kicking Marko's body...and feeling far less resistance than he expected. No exhalation of surprise, no attempt to guard his soft bits, and no movement at all. It was like kicking a rock. He paused, crouching down, and rolling over the body, before a hand flew to his mouth, covering his shock: The amount of damage to his body was more extensive than anything he'd seen outside of his TV. He could see bones, with bits of glass glittering atop them, and he could even see foaming bubbles of what he assumed was stomach acid, as he rose to his feet, drawing the biggest hammer he could find from his toolkit with shaky hands.
"Hey uh...Crane? Stay back. Go find the nail gun. Don't come in here 'till you do."
"Why? What'd Marko break?"
"Don't fuck with me, Crane! I said go get the nail gun! No jokes! I'll explain later, for now you need to get a fuckin' weapon!"
"Christ..."
The witness wiped at his mouth again, trying desperately not to look at the body and failing. He burped a couple of times, then set his own beer down...before picking it back up and downing the contents in one long gulp, after a moment's contemplation. It made him burp again and left his stomach feeling like a pit of hot nails, but it kept his hands steady, and let him get a proper two-handed grip on the sledgehammer. He'd used it to good avail, smashing down concrete and plaster alike. Whoever did this would drop with one good backswing, if he had any chance at all to swing it. And if Crane got back soon enough with the nailgun, anyone trying to rush him would regret it.
"I know you're out there! Come here and fight me like a fuckin' man!"
The only reply was a faint puff of plaster dust from just behind him, as the creature dropped from above, element of surprise...not gone, but dwindled. It was hard to consider this hunt even remotely fair, when the opponent couldn't see it. It circled him, waited for him to notice the fresh tracks forming in the plaster dust. It didn't -have- to interact with it, any more than it -had- to stand on the rocks it was on. But it wanted to see the moment of horrible realization on his face as this human realized he was in over his head. And as the sledgehammer fell from the workman's hands, the sound of three pounds of iron striking the ground drowned out by a shriek that one never would've expected from a man that size, the hollow sprung forth, sending him towards the ground with the same ease as the first. This time he didn't even get a chance to speak, before it snapped his spinal cord between its teeth, slurping down the entire spine like a stiff noodle.
Crane came last, seeing the devastation and depravity before him. He only barely had time to take in the pile of blood and feces, before there was a sound of a snarl, just behind his ear. He turned slowly, nail gun at the ready, as he stared into the darkness, speaking in a voice barely above a whisper.
"Scoodles?"
The only reply was a hot exhalation, and another crunch. This done, perhaps five seconds passed, before the hollow once more skittered up into the rafters, chuckling to itself. This had been a nice distraction, a pleasant amouse-buche, but it had far bigger plans for today. There would be shinigami in record times, now that he'd struck. But he already had his own plans for how to keep things interesting. Even now, barely occupied as he was, he was thinking a few steps ahead of the opposition.
For the first time in almost two years, Big Ben's bell rang. Without fanfare, without anyone's permission or even a polite warning, the bell rang. And with that, the hollow spoke for the first time, in a voice that was far more refined and rich than one would expect. He sounded like he'd just finished reading the wine list, and was ready to start discussing appetizers.
"Breakfast is signaled with a silver spoon."
Consumed: 3 Class 8 humans
Then again, they do say the dead outnumber the living. How many cases need to actually be verified for that to be true, in the end?
London's beloved clocktower hadn't been in use for almost two years, trafficked only by workmen and a few of the elite of the city now and then, to oversee the efforts and write a few checks...or make up some absurd reason to hold off on payment a little longer. In the end, people really don't change much anywhere you go, or anywhen you look. It wasn't a ghost town, not that anyone would dare to say. The people servicing the place had been there for quite some time, coming and going. It wouldn't be unfair to say they knew the place as well as their own homes after the time they'd spent knocking holes in walls, and dredging out the corpses of birds, or racoons, or in one memorable situation, a child's beloved puppy with a tag on the collar reading "Scoodles". It had in fact become a recurring joke amongst the workmen that "Scoodles" was the oldest and angriest of the spirits haunting the old structure. Whenever a tool was misplaced, somewhere no one remembered putting it, whenever someone was a little late coming back from the bathroom, whenever someone banged their hand or cut themselves, it was always 'Scoodles' to blame.
Which just goes to show how resilient humanity is as a species. A lone man, asked to stay an hour after everyone else has left his place of employment, will start jittering and jumping at every thing, cutting corners and seeing ghosts everywhere he goes. Three people, asked to spend time in the company of no one but themselves for over a year, would be perfectly at ease, and would laugh heartily at the notion of ghosts or goblins, relentlessly scouring away even a hint of superstition from whichever of them was getting jittery at that particular moment. Mankind, as a species, knew the truth of the world quite well. They'd proven it, scientifically. Humans were nothing more than their component parts, the soul didn't exist, and there was nothing you could call an afterlife. All of those sorts of things could easily be replicated, by stimulating neurons in just the right way.
Men, on the other hand, individual men, knew the true truth. That there were always things science couldn't understand or explain, that each of them remembered a time when science held no sway over the world. Each of them remembered when they were monkeys, too scared to look up lest the sounds they were hearing would notice they'd been noticed, and take that as their cue to strike. Each of them held deep in their heart some truly impossible deed that they, to the end of their days, were unable to explain away. They talked about it only with those they knew truly well, and only after enough alcohol to make them confident their statements would be taken on their own merits. If mankind, as a species, could simply learn to be as clever as men, then even the angry dead would have a run for their money. But the collective IQ of a group is always that of the dumbest member, divided by the amount of people present. If only man could know -every- ghost story, -every- urban folktale, could piece together -every- shred of the supernatural in the last year alone. They wouldn't be making jokes, that's for sure.
A small purplish-black wound opened in the bell-tower of Big Ben, without any concern for whether or not it was scientifically observable, or whether or not it made a sound: Trees may not make a sound in the absence of ears, but that which made it fall exists independent of observation. It's far past too late to pull the covers over your head, little one. That trick only works when you're too young to know better. And so it was, that a creature of approximately the shape and size of a crocodile slipped out from a place that couldn't possibly exist, and began to climb the roof. It had made a few trips here in the past, when its mind was its own. It needed no reason, besides curiosity: Big Ben was by far one of the most interesting cultural pieces of the last centuries, and seeing before anyone else the renovations made? That was the sort of thing that made ghosts stick around. At first. Then, it became easier and easier to forget what really mattered, besides jealousy. Why should life be wasted on the living, they ask?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The first of the three workmen entered the room, carrying a beer; quite illegal, but they always made sure to clean up after themselves, and it was the only thing to make working in the dusty, dingy, miserable environment bearable. Besides, who was going to report on them? Scoodles? So he entered the room, toasting to nothing, and taking a deep swig.
"God save the Q-"
The prayer was cut short by a tail lashing down from above, skewering him just behind the neck. He fell to the ground, beer bottle shattering and shoving shards of glass about three feet into the soft tissue of his belly and hips, tearing open his kidneys, his stomach, and his small intestines; he voided his bowels and emptied his bladder simultaneously, his his body didn't move in the slightest after the first moment. Instead, he stared down, helplessly, at his own body, and the chain connecting it, as he felt the stiff white material of a tail that felt like it was modeled after a chainsaw piercing his spine...which was odd because he could see his spine just fine from here, and it looked untouched. He reached up one hand dully, a shimmering memory of a beer bottle in his hand, as he groped at the tail, muttering faint whispered pleas. As he did so, a head craned down from above, filled with more teeth than a shark's, and eyes of lemon yellow that were simultaneously hideously cunning and totally unfocused: It looked like the creature in front of him gave him as much recognition as one would a photograph of a person, instead of a real one.
"Couldn't you at least let me have my beer first?"
No reply; the creature simply slipped forward, biting him in half at the hips, and slurping down the upper half. At the same time this was happening, two more workmen were walking into the room: One fanned at his nostrils, kicking the body.
"God dammit Marko! You're gonna get us all fired, you dim bulb! We had a good thing going here! What'd you do, down five beers before getting here? You fuckin' lush!"
At this punctuation, he pulled back his foot, kicking Marko's body...and feeling far less resistance than he expected. No exhalation of surprise, no attempt to guard his soft bits, and no movement at all. It was like kicking a rock. He paused, crouching down, and rolling over the body, before a hand flew to his mouth, covering his shock: The amount of damage to his body was more extensive than anything he'd seen outside of his TV. He could see bones, with bits of glass glittering atop them, and he could even see foaming bubbles of what he assumed was stomach acid, as he rose to his feet, drawing the biggest hammer he could find from his toolkit with shaky hands.
"Hey uh...Crane? Stay back. Go find the nail gun. Don't come in here 'till you do."
"Why? What'd Marko break?"
"Don't fuck with me, Crane! I said go get the nail gun! No jokes! I'll explain later, for now you need to get a fuckin' weapon!"
"Christ..."
The witness wiped at his mouth again, trying desperately not to look at the body and failing. He burped a couple of times, then set his own beer down...before picking it back up and downing the contents in one long gulp, after a moment's contemplation. It made him burp again and left his stomach feeling like a pit of hot nails, but it kept his hands steady, and let him get a proper two-handed grip on the sledgehammer. He'd used it to good avail, smashing down concrete and plaster alike. Whoever did this would drop with one good backswing, if he had any chance at all to swing it. And if Crane got back soon enough with the nailgun, anyone trying to rush him would regret it.
"I know you're out there! Come here and fight me like a fuckin' man!"
The only reply was a faint puff of plaster dust from just behind him, as the creature dropped from above, element of surprise...not gone, but dwindled. It was hard to consider this hunt even remotely fair, when the opponent couldn't see it. It circled him, waited for him to notice the fresh tracks forming in the plaster dust. It didn't -have- to interact with it, any more than it -had- to stand on the rocks it was on. But it wanted to see the moment of horrible realization on his face as this human realized he was in over his head. And as the sledgehammer fell from the workman's hands, the sound of three pounds of iron striking the ground drowned out by a shriek that one never would've expected from a man that size, the hollow sprung forth, sending him towards the ground with the same ease as the first. This time he didn't even get a chance to speak, before it snapped his spinal cord between its teeth, slurping down the entire spine like a stiff noodle.
Crane came last, seeing the devastation and depravity before him. He only barely had time to take in the pile of blood and feces, before there was a sound of a snarl, just behind his ear. He turned slowly, nail gun at the ready, as he stared into the darkness, speaking in a voice barely above a whisper.
"Scoodles?"
The only reply was a hot exhalation, and another crunch. This done, perhaps five seconds passed, before the hollow once more skittered up into the rafters, chuckling to itself. This had been a nice distraction, a pleasant amouse-buche, but it had far bigger plans for today. There would be shinigami in record times, now that he'd struck. But he already had his own plans for how to keep things interesting. Even now, barely occupied as he was, he was thinking a few steps ahead of the opposition.
For the first time in almost two years, Big Ben's bell rang. Without fanfare, without anyone's permission or even a polite warning, the bell rang. And with that, the hollow spoke for the first time, in a voice that was far more refined and rich than one would expect. He sounded like he'd just finished reading the wine list, and was ready to start discussing appetizers.
"Breakfast is signaled with a silver spoon."
Consumed: 3 Class 8 humans