Bleach: Online World is a fun and exciting way to exercise your creativity and escape into a world you help build! It is an expansive roleplay experience depicting the entire Bleach Universe, but this time we control what happens. This is a great place to meet new people, make friends, and come to have fun and relax for a few hours as you lose yourself in the mind of a character that you design!
Here, you decide your own destiny as you forge your way through Soul Society as a Shinigami, or through Hueco Mundo as a Hollow. Travel the world as a human, or corrupt it as a Bount. Hunt your prey and escape your enemies as a Quincy, or put on your mask and roar as a Vizard. Whichever path you choose, your role in this expansive, alternate Bleach universe is up to you! There are no canon characters to deter or impede you, and everyone can help each other build their story! So what are you waiting for? Hop on in, and get started!
Post by Kyomei Kuchiki on Jul 24, 2014 0:59:52 GMT -5
I am currently selling a character to the best bidder. I have no use for him, but he's all accepted and what not, and the org needs him, so I won't be just killing him.
You could also use his Change it up App instead found There
Whichever powers you prefer.
Either way, the person who tells the best joke in the next three days buys the character for whatever nefarious purposes they have.
As a special request, please spoiler all jokes without names, just [ spoiler] please. So I can read them all in three days knowing nothing going into it and be a more impartial judge.
Last Edit: Jul 24, 2014 1:09:23 GMT -5 by Kyomei Kuchiki
1x Class 1 Spiritual Steel Staff 1x Class 1 Spiritual Steel Dagger/Scabbard
A friend was taking care of another one who had just sprained his ankle. He is laying on the bed when he looks at his friend and says "paddy. Go upstairs and fetch my slippers. My feet are getting a fully cold"
So he goes upstairs and passes by his friends twin, stunning, 18 year old twin daughters room. The man stops by the door way and says "Evening ladies, your father sent me up to shag you both." "you're fucking lying." They yell. In response he holds up a finger and leans back, yelling "HEY JOHNNY. BOTH OF EM RIGHT?!" In which he replied "OF COURSE. WHATS THE POINT IN FUKING ONE"
{I hope you know your Science for this one} A Higgs Boson walks into a church and proclaims: "I AM THE GOD PARTICLE!". The priest, who is naturally upset by this blasphemous subatomic particle, says: "There is only one God, now please leave my Church", to which the Higgs Boson slyly replied:
{Here you go} So there's this guy, and throughout most of his life he's been a complete asshole to people. So, in order to regain the respect and love of his family and friends he decides to change. For the past two years of his life he's been a completely nice and awesome guy. So, while out for groceries one day he spies a really fat girl crying on the curb. He goes up to her and asks her whats wrong. He learns her boyfriend just broke up with her because she was fat and ugly. He, being the nice guy, decided to chat with her and get to know her.
He ends up getting her number and decides to take her out on a few dates to help raise her spirits. So they date, nothing serious happens and one night he decides he wants to meet her family. He learns she only lives with her grandma. So the night arrives to meet her and the girl is all nervous so he decides to give her a little kiss on the cheek to help calm her down.
They meet the grandma and she's the nicest thing in the world right. They tell jokes, funny stories and just have a good time. At the end of the night and after a couple glasses of wine they decide to retire upstairs. Needless to say they fucked like crazy and all over the room. After it was done and they lay in bed, she said "I need to go back downstairs, I can hear my granddaughter crying"
{Spoiler - Click To View}Three men went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables, the best friends decided to stay off the strip in a not so lavish hotel and the guy that owned it had 18 daughters
so the first man went up to they’re father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?" the father said "no but you can sleep with the pigs."
the second man went to the father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?" the father said " no but you can sleep with the cows."
the third man said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?" the father said "yes."
so in the morning the three men and the father had a conversation over breakfast the first man said "I slept like a pig" the second man said "I slept like a cow"
the third man said "I felt like a golfer" the father asked why? he said "cause I got my balls in 18 holes"
{Spoiler - Click To View}Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live without you." Girl: "Is that you or the beer talking?" Boy: "It's me talking to the beer."
{Spoiler - Click To View}WHY I AM SO TIRED For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. Now I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work. Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government. This leaves 19 million to do the work. Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work. There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work. Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me . . . and you're sitting there reading jokes.
Post by Kyomei Kuchiki on Jul 27, 2014 11:10:15 GMT -5
None of these made me laugh. Most of them made me smile, but none of them made me laugh. So it's a tough decision. I'd like Slace and Kagami to submit one more joke as a tie breaker.
1x Class 1 Spiritual Steel Staff 1x Class 1 Spiritual Steel Dagger/Scabbard