The fools alive? (NDE,R,Closed, Social)

[Ikkime Miu]

Ikkime has been giving Kagami Murai a room in her estate, taking a liking to the young shinagami and making sure he didn't get his ass beat in the human world. Today is another normal morning in her household, as usual Kagami has brought a girl from last night and is bound to wake up with a ripling headache, surprise surprise. Join them in their weird...family house hold.

[Douma]

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Ugh, what time is it...

Consciousness finally returned to the Soul Reaper, though he dared not open his eyes. Sparing a sliver of sunlight to enter his pupils almost blinded him completely. And with his throbbing headache, the Vice Captain didn’t want to bring himself any pain. Just by using his sense of touch, smell, and listening, he started to figure out his situation. First of all, he didn’t feel like he was wearing any clothes. So that’s one good sign so far. Usually, if he finds his way back home when drunk, he passes out before undressing. No clothes usually has to do with the fact that he wasn’t alone. The next thing he noticed is that although he could feel a breeze, signifying an open window, he didn’t here the usual chirping of mountain birds in the morning. It must be mid to late afternoon already. Not a good sign if she was home.

It took a lot of effort and even more time, but Kagami finally willed himself to open his eyes and get used to the bright sun that illuminated his vast room. It was always nice to wake up there, since it was almost an exact copy of the room he had in his old noble family manner back in his human life. He was just naturally familiar and attached to it. Speaking of being attached to things, a bundle of brown hair drew Kagami’s attention from the corner of his eye, and he turned to identify it- those- err, her. Third try’s the charm. Speaking of the charm, Kagami must have done really well last night considering that the woman sleeping beside him must have been a ten. Perfect body, perfect hair, perfect rack. The only thing he couldn’t see was her face, since she was turned away from him, but he could only expect that to be perfect, too. Not a bad catch.

And now Kagami yawned and waited, a stupid, but relaxed smile on his face. Now that he found his sense, he also noticed the powerful presence of a very strong reiatsu signature nearby, which could only mean that the Bount was in fact here that day. Now, there was no question whether or not Kagami would be in trouble. He would definitely receive some sort of furious lecture, maybe even threats or punishment, and then be met by forgiveness and concern. And in exchange for Kagami being agonizingly scolded by the Bount, she would do him a nice favor: get rid of the ten. It’s called fucking and ducking, kids. It would have been smarter for Kagami to have gone to her place so he could just sneak out after waking up, but since when does he do anything smart while he’s drunk? In any second, the Bount would burst in and escort the woman out.  

[Ikkime Miu]

Ikkime sighed looking up from her bed from her one good eye Sometimes I wondering if I didn't lose it back then, if everything would be different, eh Zee? I know youre still out there, I'll find you one day, its a promise she held her hand in the air. Her main and oldest butler, Herold, knocked before coming in and setting a small table up for Ikkime's coffee "good evening Mistress Ikkime, who are you fairing today, well I'm hoping?" he smiled and winked as she smiled back. Getting out of her bed, her bandages covered most of her body and she grabbed her small overcoat to cover her head. She sat down and crossed her legs, looking up to him and pouring him a cup "sit old friend, you out of everyone here knows I don't like drinking coffee alone, remember when you were a kid? God that seems ages ago, 40 maybe 45 years ago?" she sipped her coffee before putting it down and sitting back smiling at her old friend. He laughed and nodded his head "you are to generous Mistress, it was 50 years ago, I turned 64 two months ago, seems your old chap is getting to that point" he laughed with his husky voice and set his coffee down, clearing his throat and standing up, rag in hand and he bowed slightly "well today is going to be another on of your free days Mistress, Is seems Young master Murai was drunk last night again, this time a rather nice looking young girl, brunette and well...young" Ikkime leaned back sitting in two leggs of her chair laughing sourly "Not shocking, don't send Miss Pamila this time, I will handle it myself, seeing as Im not on contract as of right now, the 15 of you are free to use the east wing 3rd floor as your loungue for the day, please try to turn of the lights though, please Harold, electricity doesn't run on forgiveness my friend!" she called out as she left her room.

Walking down her corridor she stopped at the elevator and clicked the up arrow button, two of her maids passing by and bowing, she smiled and nodded, letting them carry own to her room to tidy it up. She tapped her thigh as the elevator sound dinged and the doors slid open. Stepping inside, she clicked floor 4 and rode to her armory, taking out a gun and loading it, she went back and clicked another level going down to the guest floor. Stepping out she rounded the corner humming and stood in front of Kagami's door, taking the clip out to check if it was loaded and then looked at the door. Kicking the door in she entered still humming and looking around. See Kagami and then the girl she turned around and looked at the room, turning her head back towards Kagami "Rule 1 of my house, do not envolve humans unless they are invited, she now has to have her memory wiped if this place" she fired a round into a nearby vase "no overnight bullshit with these females Kagi, I've told you time after time that this is a type of thing that you do at their house, bit mine" she fired two rounds k to the nearby dresser "further more, this is not a warning and I won't be apologizing, this is the last time I will tolerate another one of your incidences, do I make myself clear? Oi!" she jumped through the air and landed in the bed and shot just before his waist "that is the last warning Kagami Murai, I'm serious, I understand you want to fuck girls and all that and the next, but come on, please think with your head next time, everyone could be jeperodized because you wanted to sleep with a girl" she stepped down and went to the other side, who ever the hell this girl was...she was a heavy sleeper. She looked at Kagami "Oi get clothes on, this one is going to be sticking around for breakfast since I know you love hanging out with the girls you bang" sometimes she had no idea how in the hell she kept a straight face saying hmthese things.

She tapped the girls shoulders and the girl was up almost instantly, looking over to Ikkime who had her arms behind her back then to Kagami, then almost suddenly, her face turned redder then a tomato. She had one of those typical white girl voices from the american TV shows, how Kagami managed to find An American I'm Japan was beyond her. She looked down and instantly covered herself blushing more "umm...Jamie do you know where my clothes are?..." Ikkime looked at Kagami and fully busted out laughing to the point she had tears "holy shit, Jamie? You couldn't think of something better, this is just to perfect...huh...as to who you are, you may use one of my robes, my maids are currently washing them, so you'll have to stick around while that gets finished, go to the closet and they should be on the right, Kagami I would like to speak to you and your friend once you two are down with the awkqrd morning after, and most likely awkward morning after sex" Ikkime picked up her gun, making the girl almost choke on air before leaving the two to change and do their business.

[Douma]

“Rule…”

And Kagami zoned out. I mean, if you wanted his attention, you have to start out with something more flattering. Lectures are just boring, and since when does Kagami follow the rules? Even as a Vice Captain, he didn’t reach his post by obeying the code of Shinigami. No, he got there by playing it smart, getting stronger, and leading not just himself but also those he commanded to victory. Even the most intelligent and clever generals would be about as cunning as Wile E. Coyote. And Kagami applied his philosophy in everyday life as well.

Ikkime’s gunshots did ring in the Vice Captain’s ears, but he still didn’t mind her words at all. It didn’t matter, since she’s repeated the same things to him every weekend. Then again, it wasn’t common for him to bring humans back to her place, and that he would admit to himself, and only himself, was a mistake. The Bount went over to the ten, which only caused the human to tremble in fear. There was no need to wake her up, since the shells fired from the shotgun penetrating and shattering random objects in the room. Yes, the woman was definitely awake, and looked to Kagami for protection. He could understand, of course, since she was in a stranger’s house lying naked next to a stranger while another stranger was shooting a shotgun everywhere.

 “Umm… Jamie, do you know where my clothes are…?”

At least she has her looks going for her. That wasn’t the brightest response, after all. In this insane situation, your number one priority is your clothes? Maybe she was a better catch than Kagami thought. But, there was another thing. Jamie? She must have been drunker than the Lieutenant thought if she really thought that was his name. Though it seemed that Ikkime believed he had lied about his name to the woman, so she definitely got a kick out of the situation. Holy shit, Jamie? You couldn’t think of something better? The Vice Captain didn’t even bother with a response but merely flashed her his arrogant smile. Kagami was a lot of things, but he was definitely not a liar. That was the single shred of honor that he held on to, and that wasn’t going to change. But let the Bount think what she wants.

And after Ikkime offered the woman her robes and left them to get dress, the Vice Captain looked over to the human he brought home last night. She was staring back it him, expecting him to give an explanation. “Kagami Murai, nice to meet you.” He flashed her a cocky grin as she provided him with her name. “Sarah Dranton.” She seemed dazed, but Kagami continued like everything was perfectly normal. “I honestly can’t remember a thing about last night, but I can honestly say that I wouldn’t mind reliving it again.” The woman had a confused look on her face, as though she didn’t understand what he meant. Yep, definitely my type. The two found their clothes, and the Vice Captain dressed back into his Armani suit while she changed into a very short red dress that revealed most of her back and barely hid the more ‘important’ parts of her body. Kagami extended his arm in a hand shake towards the woman, which only brought her another confused expression. “Let’s head down to breakfast, I’d hate to keep Ikkime waiting alone with her shotgun.” The Vice Captain let go of her hand after a moment and headed out the door. But the human was slow to follow. After all, she was stunned to find that in their handshake, he had slipped her a thin piece of paper with his cell phone number written on it.