ZOU, RAP BATTLE, I CHALLENGE YOU!

[Kento Waffles]

ZOU. YOU AND I ARE GOING TO RAP BATTLE.

HERE ARE THE RULES. THREE ROUNDS. WE POST OUR RAPS HERE. WE HAVE PEOPLE IN THE MAIN CHAT VOTE FOR WHO WON EACH ROUND. BEST TWO OUT OF THREE. EACH RAP SHOULD ONLY TAKE A MINUTE AND A HALF TO SAY OUT LOUD IN TOTAL. IF IT SEEMS TOO LONG OR WOULD EXCEED THIS, IT DOESN'T COUNT. THIS EXCLUDES MOTOR SPEAKING.

YOU FIRST! SO...YOU, THEN ME, THEN YOU AGAIN, THEN ME AGAIN, THEN YOU AGAIN, THEN ME AGAIN!

RAP BATTLE GO! POST YOUR FIRST DISS HERE.

POST A BEAT WITH YOUR DISS. Audio recordings would kick ass, but you can text it if you're LAME.

[Shade Kawada]

I might have to get in on this.

[Zou ۞]

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Kento, the fuck is this shit, dude?
Are you serious right now?
You don't have any wit, dude.

BUT, you did give me a challenge! (How rude..)

So shut up, alright? And just listen...
This is the time for me to start dissin'
This is the moment that you just start pissin'
And right about now you should be wishin'

For what, might you ask?
For a relapse, a redo!
Because I want one, yeah, dude, me too!

Another shot to kick your ass
So get some disses ready, Kento
Come on and pick your sass

You know, for a midget, you sure do like to fidget
Look, here's the deal, bitch it's not about how much you wish it
It's about how you spit it
So man up, get your high chair and your stilts
And make a rhyme and make sure you fit it
Try to burn me WITHOUT using a voice alteration widget...

[Kento Waffles]

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Short jokes? Really? That all you got, Zou?
Alright, listen.
Eyo.

Try and keep up with me, OKE DOKE, bro?

HEY SO WHERE'S MY AUDIO RECORDING, WHAT'S THE MATTER, DAWG, YOU AFRAID? Vanilla ice, pissed like lemonade! OH I get it! You don't want us to hear you.

YOU'RE AN ATROCITY, UGLY AS SHIT, BURNING IN MY ANIMOSITY! YOU CAN'T KEEP UP WITH MY VELOCITY, OR EVEN TRY AND COMPREHEND MY MOTHERFUCKIN' FEROCITY. VOICE LIKE MILEY CYRUS, YOU'RE A MONSTROSITY. SUCK MY DICK, DAWG, I'M STILL GOING EASY! YOU'RE UNWORTHY OF MY GENEROSITY.

Eyo, so, alright listen up, here's a little story all about Zou!

That guy is a monster, his mother saw his face ONCE and to this day it STILL haunts her!

So what if I'm short? Who are you to discriminate? PUT DOWN the mic, I could call you shit like dyke or kyke, call you on masturbating to MAGIC MIKE, but SYKE! That's not my thing, THAT'S YOURS, YOU'RE A NAZI OF THE MOTHAFUCKIN' THIRD REICH!

Honestly, Zou? Here's the break. Someone better go back in time and cut off your daddy's balls for your momma's sake, cause I think we all know letting you out was a big mistake.


...So, guys. Who won? ;]

[Kento Waffles]

By 3 - 1 vote (everyone else didn't vote, and Col tried to cause chaos in the voting), I win round 1! ;D Round 2 can start now.

[Zou ۞]

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Look at me! WHAAAAT?
Look at me! WHAAAAT?
FUCK you, shorty!
Alright, here we go!

Going to burn you like Eminem burned Benzino
Going to rape you like I raped your Nidorino

You can't accuse me of racism, that's not right!
Look at yourself, you're half white!

Rapping a rap that's not too tight
You're definitely not up for a fight
You're way too heavy, not light
I sore, I fly away like a kite
And you, you disappear out of sight

Well, if you had been there anyway
You're too short to see over the counter
But don't listen to this, listen to what I have to say
Don't worry Kento, don't dismay
You can still bag my groceries at the counter one day
They've got ladders for half white racists
Who you calling a racist? Me? A Nazi? More likely you're in the KKK!

Kento, you're just way too short
Have you even got a retort?
I want you to learn how not to snort cocaine just to feel a little bit high
If you're feeling low, dude, bitch, please, don't cry
And would you like to ask me why?
Because that's a waste of water, midget!
Now shut up and go try (to burn me, you know you can't)

[Kento Waffles]

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Rap's about a lot of things. Repetition is in there, but...come on. That's the same diss as before, meat head. How can you expect me to get red over something that you already said?!

That's my warm-up. Get ready, Zou. Here it is. Battle. GO!

Everybody follow me!
Put your hands together, CLAP WITH ME!
Everybody who wants to see, put your hands together!
Clap! Clap!

Ight now look, though he stands tall
He ain't got a game face, nope, Not. At. All

(I think he's probably nervous about the lip service he's gonna owe me after this...)

There isn't a thing about him that I can't diss!

He thinks he's a mothafuckin' MC?
He can't say a godamn word against me!

I'm short, dawg, so what?!
Don't you see your own face?! (Cause we can't!)
You look like an ugly dog, a mutt
You know I'll bet normally it hurts when you shit, because you can't keep your ass shut!
OH WAIT! The crap comes out of your MOUTH, huh?

(Whatever, dawg. I can diss your physicality all night, but then I might not even be able to cover it all, so allow me to give you a more graceful fall!)

You can't hold a girl, and it isn't cause you're ugly, nope, nuh uh!
Get ready for a fact that's gonna make your head swirl.
You're a dick, and you're also a pussy.
Lookie, in this battle you SUCK, in rap you're a rookie
Enough of this though, I ain't givin' your life narration!
You already get enough self strut from your chronic masturbation
(To the likes of...Cruella De Vil, Skinner, and all 101 dalmations!)
(Shit, Zou, that's sick...Why do you look at THOSE when you touch your dick?!)

Alright, here's the moral, bro.
You're not gonna battle, you're SHOOK.
Get the fuck out, give me the mic.
Hey, here are some spare keys to my house, dawg
Tonight when I bang your mom, I want you to look.

[Shade Kawada]

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You bitch motherfucker gonna end up dead
With your power level I suggest you forfeit instead
My rhymes are effectual, textual, incredibly intellectual
Statistically speaking, you're probably homosexual (California)

Step off the stage cause you're about to get fucked
Tryin' to be tall and mighty now you're shit out of luck
You're not on our level, you're like four foot six.
not to mention renowned as your high school's bitch.

Can you remember all the dicks that have fucked you in the ass?
Does Hitler remember every single Jew that he gassed?
Ever wonder how Zou tolerates such a shitty little bro?
He just tells himself "At least he's not Kento" (OOOHHHHH)

Not even Mayuri would share her Oopa with you
You're like a gayer, dumber, shorter, Daru (ew)
You've got no response cause you know that it's true
And I hear that in Europe you got an STD too ()

If I had to put a number to your stupidity
The awesome of this video to the power of infinity
You were the worst in the committee of three trinity
And yet here you are trying to question Zou's divinity

Do the world a favor and put a gun to your head
Or do you enjoy sucking your dad every night in his bed? (better off dead)
Now lend me your ears, cause it's about to get tragic
Your new name is "Jason" cause your element is Magic

*drops mic*

[Kento Waffles]

For Kid only!

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SHIT, you're harsh when you discriminate
Gays, Jason, Zou's little brother...they all get more action than you!
Who are you to give all that hate?!
All you do down in Ohio is sit up wishing you could masturbate...
And you could too, if you weren't dickless
Here though, here's a stick, why don't you stick this up your butt instead!
It's apparent you didn't listen to ANYTHING that Zou said!

So California's a little homo!
What's wrong with that, at least our dicks aren't solo! (YOU'VE GOT NO TESTIES)
Speaking of, with all this hate, you're being a dick right now...
It's funny you should diss what's homo
I mean, you and I both know that you were BORN to blow!
After all, speaking of people Mayushi hates, YOU'RE ITOU MAKOTO!
You FUCK! You suck so badly you made her cry!
Well, you know.
You reap what you sew!
Here, here are Mayushi's tears!
TAKE THEM AND GO!

ANYWAY,
For the purpose of your rap, I'll be gay!
Nothing wrong with it, you know.
I can STILL grill you like a chick fillet

Not so sure about intellectual
You can barely rhyme
In fact, I think your lyrics kind of wasted my time
But you know what, dawg? It's all good!
Matter of fact, I think it's a sign!

You need to stop rappin'!
So instead of flappin' your gums I want you to tell your parents that next time they're chromosome mappin', use a condom, or otherwise pray so another disaster like you doesn't happen! Right now, as is, every time you open your mouth for another shit lyric, everyone around wants to give you a slappin'

Unworthy, disgraceful maggot
I'm just gay.
You're a FAGGOT.

[Zou ۞]

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Alright, fine.

It doesn't matter how tall you are
You'll burn like on Mustafar
I know something about you from last night
You'll wish you had never messed with my divine light
Too harsh? Sucks, man, cry a little bit more
Kicked down your door, room number three eighty four
Magic Mike, and man-bitches, and strap-ons
I saw all those and I saw you bent over like a geezer
Like you lived seven years ago and four score

Take a tonnic, soothe yourself
Jerk it chronic
All your raps were elaborate lies
Designed to mask your tiny size (your balls, mothafucka)
Well guess what! Mothafucka, surprise!
I found you with all the things you hated on me for
All the way down in Whore Hotel, room three eighty whore
And Kento, that's not all, sorry no, there's a little bit more

I don't want you to forget the taste of my ass
So let me lay imprint on your face with my knuckles
Oh by the way, they're made up of brass
And meanwhile my raps are made up of class
Yours are just pseudo, failed and shitty sass
You just come off as lame and as crass
Don't even try to talk to the mass
You won't even pass
Your failure I will harrass

Here's a tissue
Now, bitch, you...
I want you to see it
I want you to believe it
That you're a fucking joke
You have no style
I could rape your rap for a while
But instead I think I'll turn around with a smile
Stick my foot up your ass and punt it!
Get you all the way over to where you belong!
Right down in 8 Mile.

Oh and by the way...

Speaking of the prequel trilogy.
You're even worse than that
You rat, you're crap
You're baby Anakin
You've got the same level of talent as an immobile mannequin.

[Kento Waffles]

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Glad you got creative this round!

I mean, shit.

How many times did you rhyme short and retort?
Probably as many as when, giving birth to you, your mom screamed "ABORT, ABORT!"

Then she got taken from behind by some big black guy who wanted to show her a bit of big black kind! And your daddy wept, and your granny cried, it was almost like somebody died. You came out just then, your momma's legs open wide. The big black boss christened you with his big black dick, his thick meat stick, baptized you with his semen, then opened your asshole for a creamin' while your momma was still open and bleedin'! Shit, he made you his whore. You've had dick in your face since the time you were born, hell, even a little before.

See, you're dissing my sass, but I'm kicking your ass! Talk about class, you're a car with no gas. From your head to your feet, you are what you eat, huh? Well I guess then that I'm pizza, but you're cock. Now, this may come as a shock, but you suck, G, so if I'm a mannequin, you're a rock.

Tonight, you're the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic. I'm supersonic, you can't handle me, I'm iconic. Your lyrics are garbage, you can't ever hope to inspire. You shouldn't have messed with me, I'm Kento, raps of fire, rap name's 'Empire.'