Post by Zou ۞ on Mar 30, 2010 15:19:13 GMT -5
Article 1: SCANDAL IN SEIREITEI?
You are reading correctly. There is a possible scandal in Seireitei! Now, we all ask, what is this scandal? Well, it seems that due to the lack of high authority figures, many high ranking positions are being given away to novices, people who just joined Seireitei! Now, we have been assured that this is only done if the person has a good solid bio, and their powers are all clear and good for getting the position. The academy also has to reccomend them! But, with the lack of powerful people, is it possible that some of this stuff is being overlooked?! With the death of the 32nd Captain Commander not too long ago, Seireitei has led a somewhat blind eye as they looked for someone to replace him, and become the 33rd Captain Commander of The Gotei Thirteen. The previous guy led for over 1000 years, so that could be very tough. At any rate, let's hope that things work out, the fate of Soul Society probably depends on it.
Potential Captain?
Written by: Ace Reporter, Utsumi Kiriko, Squad 3
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Article 2: Is Las Noches going bonkers?!
Sources indicate that a new Espada has just been selected. We couldn't get his number, but the way he walks, the way he battles, and the confidence that overflows, all indicate that he is probably the top Espada. Now, why is the first new Espada the top?! That's easy! They don't have ANY authority positions left! The only thing keeping them together is the Numeros, and so this new Espada is probably meant to fill in as a temporary leader figure! It is possible that they are undergoing the same system as Seireitei, giving high authority to "Good bios." We also have reports that there is going to be a new Sexta Espada coming in. Now, is Las Noches going bonkers? This reporter, thinks that is a definite yes.
New Sexta?!
Written by: Ace Reporter, Utsumi Kiriko, Squad 3
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Article 3: Love is in the air!
Love is in the air in Seireitei. As a special holiday known as "Love-Love Day", created 500 years ago by Squad 6, approaches, we can only guess one thing. Shinigami are making out in the halls of Seireitei. Sources confirmed several Shinigami kissing in the middle of their duties. Not only were they kissing, but they were out of uniform too! Hopefully this isn't seen as an opportunity to invade.
Shinigami caught kissing in Squad 12 Experimental Vehicle
Written by: Ace Reporter, Matsuda Konoba, Squad 5
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Article 4: Who is that guy?
Lately we've been seeing an armored figure with several weapons waltzing into Seireitei with captives, hollows, and other things. Now, there is just one question on all of our minds. Who is the badass in armor? Not only has he managed to look obscenely cool to many guys, but his body type says to girls that he is drop dead gorgeous. Sources say that he is potentially part of a new elite squadron of Seireitei. Those sources are probably inaccurate. It is more likely that, with the lack of proper soldiers, this guy is one flaming good bounty hunter. It doesn't really matter, because this guy is fucking awesome!
Kick ass man in armor
Written by: Ace Reporter, Kurokawa Aikari, Squad 6
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Article 5: One year later
It has been about a year since the alliance with Las Noches fell apart. We've managed to avoid a full scale war, since those Ogatago guys have showed up and declared war on both of us, but things just keep getting worse. Las Noches and Seireitei are never happy with each other, and casualties are always occurring on both sides. The question is, how much longer can the peace between the two last?
Illustration of Death
Written by: Novice Reporter, Joshai Kenryuu
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