You're not my problem. [NDE, Social, PG13]

[Kento Waffles]

Kento Sasaki. Age sixteen. Five feet six inches. About one hundred and twenty five pounds. Hair color white. Hair style questionable. This student of Karakura Public High School was known for many things. A sophomore, but already Captain of the fencing team in Karakura High. A hesitant kid, overly polite and nice, with social skills that were usually good, but had a hard time when intimidated or feeling awkward. It was late at night when his misfortunes began. Kento was a high school student, and seemed like the type of good student who would try to get a job for the experience too. Actually, he already had a job, and that was why he was walking home even though it was 11 at night.

Kento was an assassin, a prestigious hitman for Devil's Vendetta, an underground syndicate that could almost claim it controlled the world. He was one of their best, known by rank as a "Rook." His brother, Kuuragi, had held this same rank, and possibly even more fame and prestige. Kento was younger than his brother had been when he'd joined the Vendetta, and stronger than his brother had been back then too. Kento was not as strong as Kuuragi otherwise was when they fought, but Kuuragi allowed Kento's victory, and Kento knew it. Had his older brother been serious, things probably would have been a little different. It didn't matter then. Kento had already assassinated his target, using a strong Fullbring called "The Force That Protects." His Fullbring was supposed to be one of the strongest melee based Fullbrings in the world.

He was walking home, wearing black jeans and a white t-shirt. He'd worn inconspicuous clothes to blend in somewhere when he'd had to kill his target, and so he wasn't wearing his usual school uniform. He was walking through Karakura Town on his way home, where he lived alone. He had to pass by a few bars on the way, and that was where his misfortunes started. Kento was walking, when he saw a woman with oddly colored hair, white like his, stumbling out of a bar. She was holding a large glass bottle bigger than her head, but well over three quarters drained. She was hiccuping, and her eyes were glazed over. Her shirt was stuck to her because of sweat, and Kento could tell that she'd been drinking a lot. She collapsed on the floor in front of him, and that was where Kento's troubles began.

"W...what?! What do I do?!" Kento said out loud, panicking just a bit. A woman had collapsed in front of him, and he wasn't sure if she was even alive. He wanted to make sure that she was. He got down and put two fingers on her neck. He felt a pulse. She was alive. Kento had no cell phone, so he couldn't call for help. He had a phone, but he hadn't brought it with him. The Vendetta's Rooks were monitored by the leader of the company, and so he'd know already that Kento had succeeded in his mission. There was no need to send any kind of confirmation. Kento didn't know who this strange woman was, but he decided he couldn't just leave her. Picking her up and slinging her over his shoulder-a considerable feat, signifying strength-, Kento went ahead and brought her home. When he opened his door, he laid the woman on his couch to rest, and then went and used the shower. After he took a shower, he changed into panda pajama pants, a bigger white t-shirt, and still had the bullet bill pendant around his neck. He brushed his teeth, washed his face, and prepared to go to bed. He stepped out into his living room first, to see how the drunk woman was doing. He thought maybe he should write her a note for in the morning, so she would know what was going on when she woke up.

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"Dear god...it's too bright out..."

Anastasia Solis. Age, none of your business. Height...not as tall as the average 16 year old boy and weight? Now that's just rude. The shinigami with snow-white tresses stirred as she turned to a more comfortable position on the couch. There was a horrible after taste in her mouth, her joints ached, her head pounded. Why is it so bright out? She didn't even have her eyes open and she already knew how bright it was. Or at least, she could tell. Even if she had them open, it would feel like they were closed because regardless, she couldn't see right now.... If that made any sense. This was your typical hangover set up. Everything just hurts and you're really in a 'what the fuck just happened' kind of mood. You feel sick to your stomach and you're hungry. Again, why is it so bright out? "Shoku-chaaaaan? Where am I?" Shoku-chan was her zanpakuto. He liked to keep tabs on her and what not so she figured that he'd know something. It only made sense right? Ah, deductive reasoning, you never let us down~

"...You fool. You passed out again, didn't you!? I told you to limit yourself! But no, you just had to steal the man's bottle of Jack Daniels"

"Ahhhh. You're so loud!" she whined. She was going to hear this all day. She knew it and when it was hangover time, all Anastasia wanted to do was keep to herself and recuperate on her own so that she'd be back to her normal, bouncy, pirate-y self. Also, why is it so fucking bright out!? God damn! The sun needs to fucking go somewhere! Being all unnecessarily bright and what not. Granted, she loved the sun, but there was such a thing as too much and right now, it was too much. She made an attempt to open her eyes and slowly, that feeling of right started to set in. She sat up for a moment and scanned her surroundings. It was a simple, quaint place. It was pretty nice. Any place that wasn't her old place back in the worst districts of Rukongai was pretty nice to her and really, she appreciated that. Anastasia slowly got up and sauntered around, ivory toned eyes looking for signs of life and the kind of person the owner of this place was.

One foot moved lazily in front of the other and eventually, she came across a sleeping kid...How adorable! Was he here by himself? Wait...This kid brought her here? Anastasia ran all over his house, checking for anyone else and ran right back to his room. He was the only one living here it seems.
"You should thank him, you know..." The shinigami would nod her head and then proceed to walk up to him...and poke him repeatedly.

HEY WAS HE TICKLISH? LET'S FIND OUT!

"Okay mate! Rise n' shine! Up n' at 'em!" she announced in her loudest voice repeatedly poking the poor kid. Hey, he wasn't awake, let's tickle him until he wakes up with a heart attack right? It made sense in her mind. "YOU HAVE NO MANNERS. AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL HE WAKES UP ON HIS OWN!" but that did not stop her. She stop for a moment and wait for him to fully wake up before speaking again.
"Hey kiddo! Thanks a lot for picking me up back there. I really appreciate it!...........Also, why's it so bright?"

Here we go. Yelling in 3....2....1...

[Kento Waffles]

WHAM!

The first thing that happened was Kento accidentally kicked Ana in the face. It wasn't his fault! It was an accident! She was tickling him, and it jump startled him into a heart attack wake up, so he exploded with his body like an exploding starfish. His leg shot out, his foot slapped her face, and he moved her out of his bed and away from him with his face kick from the bare foot. First thing was first, and that was Kento inhaling, exhaling, and deciding of what he had to do, and firstly what he had to say to the woman that woke him up by tickling him. She asked questions, and he was going to answer them while freaking out! Why did she wake him up that way?! Why couldn't she at least wait?! He'd been enjoying his sleep too! He was usually rather hesitant and mild-mannered, but he just had with a big italics had to yell.

"IT'S MORNING! OF COURSE IT'S BRIGHT! WHY WOULD YOU TICKLE ME AWAKE? WHY COULDN'T YOU WAIT FOR ME TO WAKE UP? I PICKED YOU UP NICELY."

Kento sighed, exhaling really deeply. Then, walking to his dresser and opening up his drawers, Kento took out some clothes. He pulled out his school uniform with that white button-up t-shirt and the gray pants, and he tossed them onto his bed with some clean underwear. Then, Kento left the room, went back to his bathroom, brushed his teeth, washed his face, and poked his head out.

"There's a second shower down the hall. You can use it if you want. Aha."

He seemed to be a little bit apologetic about kicking her in the face and screaming at her, so he was offering her a chance to wash the alcohol and sweat smells off of her. He didn't have anything for girls to wear, but he thought it'd be fine if he let her borrow a big t-shirt and some pants. She could return them after she went home and got herself her own clothes back. He just wanted to be rid of her after all of that was done. He couldn't have this drunk lady parading around him or his house too long. It just wouldn't be good. He didn't want it to happen.

Kento quickly showered, got out, dried off, got dressed, and put on his pendant and pocketed his knife. Then, he sighed. He had to figure out what to do with Ana before he went to school. He also realized he didn't ask for her name, and that he hadn't given his either. He figured that he could do both of those things later! Kento packed his lunchbox with a nice bento, and started getting ready to leave the house and walk to school. It was 7 AM, and classes started in about 40 minutes. He had to get there quick.

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Hello rude awakening, my name's Anastasia Solis

It hit her and she didn't even realize it until the pain actually started to settle in. Here our pirate was, trying to be a grateful and whatnot to the person who helped her last night and now she was met with a small kid's foot in her face. Talk about a lovely morning. It was much better than most of her other escapades, that's for sure. She was in a strange place. Why did she have to wait? Ah...wait..manners. She wasn't very mannerful and she was going to get any. Not for anyone...no matter how powerful or scary you were. She had more balls than most people...but that was probably why she was almost always was in a predicament and why her life was like a hellish action movie. Only, she was the one responsible for all the bad things happening to her. So it was kinda on the lame side.

Girl was a complete and total hot mess...

Unfortunately for this kind citizen, he was going to learn that the hard way. Anastasia did have a few redeeming qualities but whether or not he was going to tolerate her normal behavior was an entirely different story. The shinigami stood in place as her face stung. He shouted many things. Most of which just went through the other ear. "Ow. Mate. It's not nice to hit people." she said flatly. She knew what she did was wrong and that she deserved it....Didn't mean she had to like it though. "You know you deserve this, my dear. You could have taken a more gentle approach. He is just a boy." Despite his advice, she could hear Shoku-chan trying his best to stifle his laughter. This was rare. The man was usually such a prude. It was still nice to hear though. "I know it's the sun...but doesn't it seem brighter than usual!?" she asked squinting her eyes. You'd think that the kick would wake her up or something. He'd leave...then come back and he said something about a second shower down the hall and she was more than grateful in that moment. "Gracias, nino~!" she said walking off down the hall.

She'd do just that. Take a shower and dispose the jacket she was wearing. She didn't remember what happened last night, but she feared that if she left it here, the hazmats would be in this place by the time she finished her shower...So out the window it went! She'd take a shower, get out, dry off, blah blah blah. Anastasia was stealing his clothes. Okay the proper term was borrowing, but she wanted clean clothes so she'd steal a black shirt and some grey sweats of his along with some socks. He wouldn't mind...or at least, in her world, he wouldn't. He'll understand, right? Sure. Let's go with that. When she finished dressing she walked out in search for that kid. When she found him, she saw him packing a bento...which looked delicious. Why didn't she raid his fridge first? Oh well, she could always do that later~

Anastasia finally got a good look at the kid and, well,....heh. "Ay dios mio! You're adorable...like a little tater tot!" she blurted out excitedly...probably startling him. She'd literally march up to the poor kid and pat him on the head with the goofiest damn look on her face. "Dear god, you just don't know what manners are, do you, Ana?!" Well, he was! He was a short kid. Shorter that most kids she's seen. Like a tiny little bento.

"I'm Anastasia Solis, Shinigami. Gambler. Can I have some?"

[Kento Waffles]

Next thing Ana would know, there would be a bag over her head. Kento took a paper bag, and stuffed it over her head. He hadn't listened to her introduction besides her name. He hadn't heard her say anything about her profession. He scooted her out of his front door, in front of the house, and out of it and away from it. "You're not my problem." Then he went back inside his house and closed the door on her. He didn't want to deal with someone goofy and stupid like that! She was so drunk. She smelled really bad, even after taking a shower. She could keep the clothes she borrowed. Kento wouldn't wear them again after she'd worn them, that disgusting woman who smelled of booze! He didn't want them back ever again. He didn't want her in his house either. Hopefully she would leave him alone.

He tried to sneak out of the house through the back entrance, and he took an alternative route to walk to school. He really didn't want to run into her. He was hoping she'd left and walked away to somewhere else. He was thinking something like Oh please oh please don't show up again. Please leave me alone. He was also thinking Hello morning. You suck. This was going to be a bad day for Kento. He could feel it. This was all such a bad omen. Maybe he would get hit in the face with a basketball at some time during the day. Or maybe he would get raped. It could range from small bad to big bad. He could get an F on an important test, or he could be kidnapped by hoodlums and thrown into a lake for sport. Kento didn't want to see the woman again, and he was even being super quiet about his escape to walk to school so that she wouldn't notice him. Bad luck had its way of finding Kento, though.

While walking, he stopped by a bread shop and bought some baguette. It couldn't hurt to eat some on his way to school. He was snacking on it when he got to school. He sat down in front of the school, eating his bread. He was fifteen minutes early. He didn't need to go to class early like other kids did. He was going to sit there and eat some of his bread, so he could have plenty of energy for focusing in class. His day went sour went he saw a shadow looming overhead, towering over him since he was sitting. The shadow was thin, but it was a shadow he instantly recognized somehow, and it was a shadow belonging to the last person that he wanted to see. Oh crap.

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And all of a sudden..thing's just suddenly took a dark turn. A very dark turn. It was also a little hard to breathe. Anastasia simply stood there for a moment before realizing her head was in a paper bag. She knew this because of the smell they gave off. The always have that paper bag-y smell. Well, that aside from the sudden darkness, it was kind of easy to tell. Hooray for being a detective. Now if only she could use her skills to figure out WHAT specifically happened last night. "You're not my problem." Anastasia felt herself being pushed out before hearing that and stood there. It would be then she suddenly got a mischievous idea. He was a little kid but she was sure he had easy feathers to ruffle. Everything about his persona told her this. From his actions to the way he spoke right down to the way he greeted her this morning.

Hello human victim~

She wasn't drunk. More like a bit hungover; feeling the after effects. Alcohol doesn't exactly work like that nor does it really act as a perfume. Especially since you ingest it and not wear it. But hey, who was she to criticize? She was a strange woman in a kid's household. Also, she wasn't going to stalk him. Not at first at least. NOW she was. She didn't know what gave him that impression though. Oh..wait..the tickling and the calling him a tater tot. But in her defense, he was like a tater tot. Regardless, she was polite in her own foolish ways. Or rather...Unorthodox. It was still something though. She'd at least introduced herself and gave her thanks and appreciation for letting her crash in his place. Hrm. Perhaps he didn't hear her. After all, in the blink of an eye, she had a paper bag over her head. Man, the human world was just so mysterious! She had so many questions like: "Did people always suddenly find their heads stuffed inside of a paper bag?" or "What would you do for a Klondike bar" as well as the most important question of all, "How long does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"

The world may never know. Or rather, just Ana.

But those were questions she'd save for later. For now, she was going to deliberately hound this human for the sake of her own twisted amusement. Anastasia took the paper bag off of her head and masked her reiatsu. She was going to follow the kid. "You cannot be serious, Anastasia.." Alas, she was. She was a thief and a Vice Captain in a squad full of criminals...who were also known for handling money. She obviously had skills in tailing someone without them noticing for a while. The kid picked up a baguette and sat in front of his school. Awh! How adorable! A school kid. He most definitely was a tater tot. Heyyyy...She could bother him here! Sounds like a plan. But right now. Breakfast and that baguette. It looked tasty and she was hungry. So she'd sneak up behind him and she'd lightly tap his shoulder. This was going to irk him, she knew it...which would be fun. But a girl had to eat, y'know!? Maybe she could ask him for some! For added effect, she wore her scariest grin and then she'd ask the question of the century..

"Aru~! Mate! Can I have some~?"

[Kento Waffles]

Kento's face varied from red to purple to blue. He grew fangs which went askew. His eyes turned a bloody demonic red, and horns grew out from the top of his head. Kento could not imagine just by this stupid woman had to jump up on his wagon. Okay, no more rhyming. He was just having a bad day, and that number symbol thingy (#) appeared on his forehead in big blue and swollen, really large. It was like fire was surrounding him. He stood up, shoving the entire piece of bread in his mouth, and devouring it whole in a matter of seconds. No bread for the filthy, annoying, barbaric woman. This was why he wished he carried around a sword or a gun. A small switchblade knife wouldn't do for this situation. He didn't want to use his Fullbring either.

I'm going to turn you bald... Kento thought. He held up his head high, since he was taller than Ana by a really short amount. It was barely noticeable, but Kento did it anyway. He turned around, chin held towards the sky, and marched up towards the school so that she wouldn't bug him anymore. He "accidentally" dropped a banana peel behind him on the way, just at her foot. He was hoping that in trying to follow him, since he felt like she would, she would slip and faceplant. Once he got into the school, he was safe. She would have to get a visitor's pass to stick around, but she would need a legitimate reason. If she couldn't come up with one, then she wasn't getting in to bug him. Kento could get home with his Fullbring later. She'd never see him!

I hope this crazy woman doesn't follow me everywhere I go for the rest of my life...This is like trying to avoid the plague! Kento got into his classroom, and sat down to be lectured by the teacher. He zoned out, only half listening while he stared out the window. He half expected Ana to show up in the window making a face at him. It wasn't even half expectancy. It was a really large expectancy. Kento just figured that something like that was going to happen, and that he wasn't going to like it. His head and face had returned to normal from their horror expressions, and his eyes were just zoning out, heavy, and bored. T-minus five seconds until Kento falls asleep. Four...three...two...ZZZZZZZ....Kento was rudely awakened not two minutes later.

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Ohh yeah...short midget was definitely fuming~ The shinigami was definitely amused. Extremely. To see the boy so peeved at her appearance and mere question..aru...It was hysterical to the girl! Let's bother him again~! Oh...As if she needed to affirm that~! His little macho man act...she found it cute and adorable. "I wonder if he'll let me pinch his cheeks...Or BETTER YET..."

[/i], "Don't...even...NO ANASTASIA. You lawless pirate!" And at that point, you already know that it was far too late to talk her out of anything. You see, once Anastasia has an idea that had that brilliant sounding factor to it, she just ran with it. Ran like the wind. Oh...boy was leaving. Run, Ana Forrest, Run! Or...

"How fitting, you slipped on a conveniently placed banana peel. I feel like this is a sign that you should leave the poor boy alone, my dear."

Yes, our dear pirate fell, face first might I add by slipping on a banana peel. She was going to follow Kento but then you know....she took a tumble. She fell harder than Lady Gaga did in her own concert. As if that would bother the girl. Instead, she simply looked up and watched the direction Kento ran off in and stayed in her spot. It was a school for sure, but there were gates and a lot kids with uniforms walking and talking about. Surely, in her attire, people would start raising questions and she'd get kicked out. That couldn't happen. She needed to find a way in without raising suspicious while roaming freely. Anastasia moved an inch and noticed that she was in the dirt and then click. That was a light bulb and it just went on!

"Owww....Oh my god....It h-hurts!" she cried out loud in her most distressed voice. There was some mud and some dirt and some grass. She made a fake attempt at getting up and fell deliberately in all that wilderness gunk purposely messing up her clothes. "Ow!" she cried out even louder. After a life of stealing and conning people in Soul Society, she was pretty pro at acting and fooling people. Especially gullible human teenagers. Not only that, but she was pretty short and young looking too. She shouldn't have a problem in the looks department. After all, she was wearing a young boy's clothes and that had to have been as clear as day. As far as white hair goes. Well, the marshmallow kid had it too. Then, there's everyone else and as far as they should be concerned, she was just another quirky 'teenager' just like everyone else. "M-My clothes are ruined..." she said with a saddened tone. It was loud enough for people that were in close proximity to hear her so...she could definitely back herself up..in some way.

Er...This is risky stuff. She knew. But that's why you create witnesses. People would recognize her as the girl that fell. All kids noticed that embarrassing stuff and made fun of you for it after. So, that wouldn't go unnoticed. Anyway, Ana would bring forth the crocodile tears and walk up to a seemingly friendly group of girls and ask for help posing as a new exchange student like any normal civilian would. The goal was to get in and get a uniform like the rest of these young whipper-snappers. Visitor's pass? Who needs that bullshit!? She should just pose as a student where she wouldn't look so suspicious. Students would start heading into the building and she'd walk in with the group and plead with the guards to give her some spare gym clothes. Knee length shorts and a t-shirt. Fairytale time!

"I-I'm so sorry. I'm...a new exchange s-student from Spain. I was on m-my way to get some weird paperwork done and I fell on a banana peel on school property. My clothes are completely ruined and...and..I scraped my arm! Can I get some spare clothes, por favor? A bandaid? ....Por favor!?"

BULLLLLLLLLLLL.....

But she threw in the bit about falling on school property so they'd get the hint about her possibly suing them. Which was...a total bluff but hey, a little spice never hurt anyone, aru~ When did this become something of a lawyer case where she had to prove herself about getting into a school? Ah, well~ It sounded pretty legit and no one's going to over think anything 'cause they're not spiritually aware humans. Minutes later, Ana just came back in gym clothes and wandered the halls. It's a shame she got the other clothes ruined when he was so nice and lent her his clothes. Alas, it was for a good cause and now she could roam freely in her slackish gym uniform.

She walked and walked and lo and behold, there he was. Awww, look at 'im falling asleep like a puppy! From the looks of it, the lecture was going on and Anastasia made a point to wait for the teacher to have their back turned so she could snag a textbook of a desk and stealthily make her way over to an empty desk next to Kento. The poor kid was falling asleep he was practically ASKING her to scare the living shit out of him.

"You wouldn't....You bloody wouldn't..."

But, she BLOODY FUCKIN' WOULD. Kids had their textbooks out and she had one. She held the text book next to Kento's desk and dropped the textbook on the floor so it made that loud, obnoxious [/size]BOOM! You know...Just to wake to poor sap up. When he woke up, she'd give a small wave and pick up her text book.

"Buenos diaaaas~"[/blockquote]

[Kento Waffles]

Strike three, you're out. That was what Kento was thinking in his mind when that book dropped and made the noise that woke him up. That was what he thought when he looked with horror at the obviously old drunk sitting next to him. She was a little old to be in high school, especially in Kento's grade. She looked like she was even ready to graduate college, forget high school. Kento was astounded that they'd let her in here looking as old as she did. She was a dinosaur on this campus. Kento was about fed up, though. He didn't want to deal with her anymore!

Kento made up his mind. He had to destroy her. He couldn't kill someone like this, unfortunately. It wasn't within his character. Instead, Kento would hire someone to destroy or publically humiliate her. This way he'd be able to get rid of her. Because of her bad experiences in the school, she wouldn't be able to stand it. Then Kento remembered that she was going to be following him around everywhere. He then stopped, pondering this. Well then, how was he going to deal with this problem? This woman left him with little to no choice. He was going to devour her soul.

Kento suddenly got one of the best ideas that he'd ever gotten! In the middle of class, after being woken up, Kento stood up and yelled. "SENSEI. PLEASE ALLOW ME TO USE THE BATHROOM." Laughs and giggles could be heard across the classroom because of how sudden it was, and how it interrupted the math lecture. Kento also wasn't knowing a certain other thing, which Ana would find out. Kento's teacher was sick at the time, and so he had a substitute. This convenient substitute, who himself was quite capable as a teacher, was also a Shinigami. So when Kento rushed to the bathroom to go devise his plan, the substitute teacher looked down at Ana with a calculating smile.

He had a graceful walk, and the most gorgeous smile in the world. He was wearing a black tuxedo, and he was walking with his dazzling smile towards Ana. It was none other than her Captain, Sozen Kuchiki of Squad 6. He liked to act as a teacher in his spare time, and had chosen to do so in the human world. Sozen was referred to as Kuchiki-Sensei in the classroom, but Anastasia would soon find that she had followed Kento into Hell. The school environment was Sozen's domain. He looked at Ana, square in the eye, smiling. "Oh my oh my...You appear to have dropped your book."

Sozen picked up the book for Ana, and placed it on her desk. He casually smiled as he pointed up at the board. "Please go up to the board, introduce yourself to the class, and then do the math problem that I was about to start." Up on the board, a complex math problem which looked something like trigonometry could be seen. Ana wasn't exactly a math whiz, and there was no doubt that she would have no idea how to solve the problem. She also couldn't misbehave, or Sozen would have jurisdiction to send her to the principal's office, separating her from Kento. She'd come to the wrong class.

"Oh, and when you're done, do be sure to grab the homework from the basket I left in the back of the room. It is due tomorrow, after all." Sozen's devilish smile remained. Meanwhile, in the bathroom, Kento was devising his plan. On his way, he'd passed by the cafeteria, where he'd stolen several packets of ketchup. His plan was great, and he was going to begin it once he got back to the classroom.

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The shinigami with the albino tresses snickered as she watched the boy jolt considerably. "You're ever so adorable, mate~!" she teased. "But don't they tell you to not sleep in class? The library looks perfect for naptime~" she chirped. She relaxed back in her seat, arms and legs crossed and a calm smile on her face. Upon further inspection, she speculated that this was a math class.

"SENSEI. PLEASE ALLOW ME TO USE THE BATHROOM." That devious little shirmp roll. Ah, she'll see him later. Anastasia was already thinking of so many different ways to torture the poor boy and make him blush and scream and cry and all of those other wonderful reactions she loved to see. As the other students giggled, she couldn't help but crack a smile. "Oh my oh my...You appear to have dropped your book."

..Until that spoke...

Anastasia's expression went from something of joy to blankness, her smile slowly fading from her already pale face. Platinum grey eyes peered up at the owner of the voice and she'd lean forward in her seat. "Well I'll be damned.." Anastasia found everything about this situation so amusing. Dearest and handsomest Sozen had come to play. The pirate would turn around to look around the room and then went on to inspect Sozen a bit more closely...and then the problem on the board. "You're a teacher?" she asked, a bit taken a back at first. Why he was teaching made no sense but hey~ He's here~. Anastasia would pick up one or two of Kento's books and flip through it. Being nosy and what not. Hey, he wasn't here. Why did it matter? She was curious and quite obviously had no manners. But she noticed the name printed on them and some assignments hanging around his desk. This kid's name was Kento Sasaki. She'd finally pay her captain some attention."How are you, handsome~ I had no idea you were so good with kids. It's quite attractive~" she said, mindlessly hitting on him.

"Please go up to the board, introduce yourself to the class, and then do the math problem that I was about to start." Anastasia blinked a few times and looked at the board...and then smiled. Why on earth would Sozen think she sucked at math? For one, she was in the division that handled finances for all of Soul Society for a good century or two. She was a thief who loved money also. Math would quite obviously be her best and favorite subject. "Aye aye captain~" she stood up and walked to the front of the class. Pun intended.

"My name is Anastasia Sasaki." Clearly implying she was some sort of relative to Kento. "Please take care of me and my little brother Kento. He has a bladder problem. I also have no money for lunch..so if you'd all help me with that..ehe~" she waved sheepishly. "Taking money from children? What in God's name...What is wrong with you, girl!?"

[/i] And then Anastasia would pick up a piece of chalk and check out the problem on the board. A trig problem? This was a phase shift question. To an average high schooler, it would be complex. Alas...they did not know the great Anastasia Solis was surprisingly good at math. Being in a division full of nerds and numbers kind of does that to you.

The question on the board was Graph: y= 4 sin (2x- 2 pi/3). Augh. Her hand was gonna hurt for this one. She immediately started talking to herself as she worked out the problem. "Amplitude, absolute value of A, gives me 4....The period would be 2 pi divided by B giving me pi. Quarter period is pi over 4 and the phase shift is C/B which is...2 pi/3 divided by 2 giving me pi over three...." This was probably Anastasia's only saving grace...literally. "X values....You start at pi/3 for x1 and add pi/4....You get.....pi/3, 7 pi/12. 5 pi/6, 13 pi/12....4 pi/3..plug those in..Aru~ 5 values~!" she took a calculator off of Sozen's desk and started putting in numerical values and drew a chart on the board. She then began converting the x values to radians and then plugging them in to the equation. "Gives me....0,4,0,-4,0!" And the she moved to the side to graph the equation,drawing an elegant sine curve and labeling it correctly and giving it its proper x and y scales measuring out to pi.

And then...she put the chalk down and walked in the back of the room..but as she got to Sozen, she'd tease him a bit. "Handsome...I'm a bit sad...I thought you knew~ Aru. My heart bleeds." she winked before walked to the back to grab the homework and sauntered to the seat, not quite making it there and walking extremely slow. She was a bit sad though, here was an affirmation that her captain didn't really give two cents about her. Her captain was her best friend but not this one. He seemed like he didn't know her that well. Then again, she was kind of new. Ah well~ What can ya do?

"Aru...Where's Kento? I want to scare him...I'm so bored..."[/size][/blockquote]