Post by Zou ۞ on Apr 9, 2010 18:33:11 GMT -5
We are sad to report that all of the Ace Reporters are inconveniently out on missions right now.
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Article 1: New Captains Chosen
That's right! New Captains have been chosen! It seems all the worry was just us, the newspaper, spreading a bunch of rumors so that we'd sell. Really, the Captains are doing a fine job of running and governing Seireitei, and so soon it is possible that it will be back to it's maximum fighting strength, and will even go beyond that. Some say that to have multiple Soul Societies set up is the Manifest Destiny.
Written by: Novice Reporter, Matsuda Konoba, Squad 5
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u]Article 2: Tomorrow is pink!
[/u][/right]Tomorrow is Love-Love Day. Everyone gets to kiss and make out and have sex and whatnot. All duties will be neglected. I sure hope we don't get invaded. You'll share my worries after this picture, when you realize that Shinigami are already having sex during their duties. This time they didn't see us with the camera. We learned stealth. We're professionals, it's perfectly legal.
Random couple having sex
Written by: Matsuda Konoba, Novice Reporter Squad 5
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Article 3: Sorry that this is all crap
The other reporters weren't here, so it was up to me. I'm not creative. Because I'm a novice reporter. I'm sorry. There are no jobs either because nobody submits jobs. And nobody submits articles right now. So this paper sucked this week. And there are only 3 articles, one of which is an apology full of excuses. I can't even get titles right, and I couldn't find pictures to use.
Written by: Novice Reporter, Matsuda Konoba, Squad 5
Admin's note: Get the hint. Submit articles and jobs.