Post by Kitai Yoru on Jan 23, 2022 19:04:03 GMT -5
From deep in the bowels of the Kitai shop, angry screaming, cursing, and the smashing of various objects could be heard from one particular room. Then an explosion was heard, and the shop up above shuddered in response. Then there was a pregnant pause, as all went quiet. The Kitai clone mimed a countdown with his fingers, as even louder screaming could be heard from underground. Curses that had previously been inaudible due to the distance between them were gaining more and more clarity. Another explosion went off, and the cloned Saika sighed, knowing that this was going nowhere.
He closed up the shop, and walked out of the shop. He knew what the original was feeling, and not just because of the mental link they shared. He was a Kitai himself, and knew just how frustrating it was when something refused to work, no matter how many angles it was approached from. It was astounding that this item refused to be given a usable form. Clearly the item was capable of being made, the theories all lined up, and there was an item capable of doing something similar, but it just refused to work with his own hands.
Frustration began to well in the clone, as he tossed a doorknob up and caught it, toying with it as he stalked about the streets of Karakura. Some days he had to admit, he hated the advancement of technology. It made everything too sleek, too convenient. He preferred the older tech, the bigger the clunkier, the more stylish. It was so much harder to look cool doing everything with just a cellphone. Too convenient. There was no flare in having everything in a single device, being able to do anything with just one small computer in your pocket.
So he was wandering about, looking for a phonebooth, like in that one tv show. Oh, but Japan was just too good to have something so- wait. He saw a glass box with a green thing inside. Kitai's eyes widened in joy! Finally! He rushed over to the thing, and almost kissed it he was so happy. He entered, closed the sliding glass door behind him, and ripped the phone part open. It was shaped like one of those old rotary phones, but bigger and green. Pulling out some custom tools, he started tinkering with the wires. He heard some angry pounding on the walls.
Turning to look, he saw that a cop had discovered him and his antics. Looking the angry man dead in the eye, he slammed the Interdimensional Doorknob into the machine, and pressed a button. A loud whirling sound could be heard, as the clone and the phone booth began to fade out of existence. The cop looked dumbfounded, wondering if he was seeing was actually real. Kitai smiled, waving at him with one hand, and flipping him off with another. The clone picked up the phone, said some inaudible words into the receiver, and he was gone, as if he were never there to begin with.
Wherever Arcadus was at the moment, the air would be filled with a dial tone, the source of which would be impossible to locate. Then it would sound like the rattling of a phone as it was picked up. "Ahoy-hoy, would this happen to be Arcadus the Arrancar?" A voice said, the volume at an unfortunate level of loudness. "Oh, whoops, let me fix that." The inescapable voice spoke, as the volume lowered to a more comfortable level. "You know how interdimensional telecommunication can be sometimes, hard to guess how loud you're going to be sometimes." The voice said once more.
"Anyway, this is Kitai. More specifically, this is his clone." The voice, now identified as Kitai's doppelganger, said to the arrancar. "Anyway, Kitai, the original, is having a shitfit over this item he's trying to make." The clone sounded annoyed at that, his tone clear as day. "That's the reason I called you. He could use a second opinion on this project he's got going on. I would have offered to help him, but we're more or less the same person. Anything I'd think of, he'd have already tried. We could use someone with a different perspective than us to weigh in on this."
He would prefer not to have to threaten the Espada. Not because he was afraid of any repercussions that he may very well be capable of distributing upon Kitai and his shop, but mostly because he needed the man to be genuinely interested in helping with this project. "I would tell you what this project was, but that would be telling, wouldn't it?" The smile could practically be seen in how he said that. "Also." He added. "This isn't exactly the most secure way of communication. The phonebooth isn't exactly accurate, and while we can hear each other, everyone within roughly a mile can hear me." He told the Espada. Along with everyone in a mile, apparently. "Bye!"
The conversation ended a moment later with a soft click, hopefully hearing some angry curses. The phone booth started to reenter the reality of the world of the living. The phone booth touched down outside of the Kitai Shop, slightly to the left of the building. The Lunatic separated the Interdimensional Doorknob from the machine, and returned to the store. Leaving the door unlocked, he rushed down to the basement door. It was just as he left it. No, actually, the cursing was even louder and angrier. The downsides of infinite stamina. The clone kicked the door open after the latest explosion.
The real Kitai swung around from his place on the ground. "WHAT!?" He yelled, looking as much the snarling beast as he sounded. The clone was nonplussed, not quite caring about the outburst. "I called Arcadus, he's probably coming over. Or not, I might have pissed him off." He clone slammed the door shut before the Lunatic could start screaming at him. He returned to the ground floor of the shop, and if the arrancar was there, he would escort him down to the workshop. If not, he would wait until he arrived to do so, fiddling with one of these Purification Blades that Aldwin guy had donated to the shop.
There weren't too many things in life or death that well and truly pissed Kitai off. Kitai tried to roll with the blows, so to speak, and didn't get too bothered when an obstacle got in his way. If something stopped him or got in his way, he pushed on through until he overcame it. That's why this obstacle, this problem, was pissing him off so thoroughly. He couldn't figure out how to do it. Time and time again, dozens of attempts, hundreds of bolt cutters broken into useless scraps of metal! Another pair were pressed against the skin where it met blackened Hell metal. The two glowed against one another, the one a vibrant holy white, and the latter glowing with an anti-light, extending the shadows in the room.
Then the bolt cutters gave way with a thunderous snap, as metal ricocheted in every direction, cutting groves into Kitai's face, and blowing off Kitai's arm entirely. The Saika was launched off his chair, slamming into the far wall behind him. With an angry curse, the enraged Lunatic hopped into the Blood Pool he had set up before hand. After a few minutes, he pulled himself out, seating himself in a nearby chair. "Do you see what I'm dealing with here?! This doesn't make any sense!" He said heatedly to the only other person in his personal workshop.
Arcadus the Espada, a personal... associate. He wasn't exactly a friend, but it was a better relationship than he had with a good ninety percent of people he's ever met in this life or the previous. He didn't want to try and contact Kazura, because that would be awkward as all hell, no pun intended. It's been over half a decade since he was last employed for the superhero cosplayer, and he didn't exactly leave on good terms. That and he wasn't going to crawl back, begging for his help if he could avoid such a fate. Hence why he decided to call up the man he's had a strange number of encounters with that hadn't lead to a life or death battle.
"I don't get why these fucking bolt cutters refuse to do what I want! I based their properties on the principles of Mask On! I've tested the stupid mask on a couple of Hellions already, and they've all been fully converted successfully. All I want is a half measure, and the blasted thing refuses to pry out the chains! I need a second opinion on this." He says to the arrancar, knowing full well that he was a skilled crafter in his own right. He wouldn't start a competition or a tool waving contest here and claim he was the better of the two. He just needed an outside perspective on this.
The mask lay in a reinforced steel box to the side. After the first set of bolt cutters practically detonated in his face, he made sure the soul converter was as safe as it could be, while still being in close proximity to him. It was a crude thing, but it was several dozen times stronger than his steel silk, while being impractical and unwieldy for combat. The unbreakable box, as he called it, showed heavy signs of wear and tear, as it almost seemed like the shards of metal were aiming for the item that allowed this to be possible. Speaking of which, a sharpened handle was currently lodged into the side of it. Kitai swiftly yanked it out, scowling at the broken item piece.
He closed up the shop, and walked out of the shop. He knew what the original was feeling, and not just because of the mental link they shared. He was a Kitai himself, and knew just how frustrating it was when something refused to work, no matter how many angles it was approached from. It was astounding that this item refused to be given a usable form. Clearly the item was capable of being made, the theories all lined up, and there was an item capable of doing something similar, but it just refused to work with his own hands.
Frustration began to well in the clone, as he tossed a doorknob up and caught it, toying with it as he stalked about the streets of Karakura. Some days he had to admit, he hated the advancement of technology. It made everything too sleek, too convenient. He preferred the older tech, the bigger the clunkier, the more stylish. It was so much harder to look cool doing everything with just a cellphone. Too convenient. There was no flare in having everything in a single device, being able to do anything with just one small computer in your pocket.
So he was wandering about, looking for a phonebooth, like in that one tv show. Oh, but Japan was just too good to have something so- wait. He saw a glass box with a green thing inside. Kitai's eyes widened in joy! Finally! He rushed over to the thing, and almost kissed it he was so happy. He entered, closed the sliding glass door behind him, and ripped the phone part open. It was shaped like one of those old rotary phones, but bigger and green. Pulling out some custom tools, he started tinkering with the wires. He heard some angry pounding on the walls.
Turning to look, he saw that a cop had discovered him and his antics. Looking the angry man dead in the eye, he slammed the Interdimensional Doorknob into the machine, and pressed a button. A loud whirling sound could be heard, as the clone and the phone booth began to fade out of existence. The cop looked dumbfounded, wondering if he was seeing was actually real. Kitai smiled, waving at him with one hand, and flipping him off with another. The clone picked up the phone, said some inaudible words into the receiver, and he was gone, as if he were never there to begin with.
Wherever Arcadus was at the moment, the air would be filled with a dial tone, the source of which would be impossible to locate. Then it would sound like the rattling of a phone as it was picked up. "Ahoy-hoy, would this happen to be Arcadus the Arrancar?" A voice said, the volume at an unfortunate level of loudness. "Oh, whoops, let me fix that." The inescapable voice spoke, as the volume lowered to a more comfortable level. "You know how interdimensional telecommunication can be sometimes, hard to guess how loud you're going to be sometimes." The voice said once more.
"Anyway, this is Kitai. More specifically, this is his clone." The voice, now identified as Kitai's doppelganger, said to the arrancar. "Anyway, Kitai, the original, is having a shitfit over this item he's trying to make." The clone sounded annoyed at that, his tone clear as day. "That's the reason I called you. He could use a second opinion on this project he's got going on. I would have offered to help him, but we're more or less the same person. Anything I'd think of, he'd have already tried. We could use someone with a different perspective than us to weigh in on this."
He would prefer not to have to threaten the Espada. Not because he was afraid of any repercussions that he may very well be capable of distributing upon Kitai and his shop, but mostly because he needed the man to be genuinely interested in helping with this project. "I would tell you what this project was, but that would be telling, wouldn't it?" The smile could practically be seen in how he said that. "Also." He added. "This isn't exactly the most secure way of communication. The phonebooth isn't exactly accurate, and while we can hear each other, everyone within roughly a mile can hear me." He told the Espada. Along with everyone in a mile, apparently. "Bye!"
The conversation ended a moment later with a soft click, hopefully hearing some angry curses. The phone booth started to reenter the reality of the world of the living. The phone booth touched down outside of the Kitai Shop, slightly to the left of the building. The Lunatic separated the Interdimensional Doorknob from the machine, and returned to the store. Leaving the door unlocked, he rushed down to the basement door. It was just as he left it. No, actually, the cursing was even louder and angrier. The downsides of infinite stamina. The clone kicked the door open after the latest explosion.
The real Kitai swung around from his place on the ground. "WHAT!?" He yelled, looking as much the snarling beast as he sounded. The clone was nonplussed, not quite caring about the outburst. "I called Arcadus, he's probably coming over. Or not, I might have pissed him off." He clone slammed the door shut before the Lunatic could start screaming at him. He returned to the ground floor of the shop, and if the arrancar was there, he would escort him down to the workshop. If not, he would wait until he arrived to do so, fiddling with one of these Purification Blades that Aldwin guy had donated to the shop.
There weren't too many things in life or death that well and truly pissed Kitai off. Kitai tried to roll with the blows, so to speak, and didn't get too bothered when an obstacle got in his way. If something stopped him or got in his way, he pushed on through until he overcame it. That's why this obstacle, this problem, was pissing him off so thoroughly. He couldn't figure out how to do it. Time and time again, dozens of attempts, hundreds of bolt cutters broken into useless scraps of metal! Another pair were pressed against the skin where it met blackened Hell metal. The two glowed against one another, the one a vibrant holy white, and the latter glowing with an anti-light, extending the shadows in the room.
Then the bolt cutters gave way with a thunderous snap, as metal ricocheted in every direction, cutting groves into Kitai's face, and blowing off Kitai's arm entirely. The Saika was launched off his chair, slamming into the far wall behind him. With an angry curse, the enraged Lunatic hopped into the Blood Pool he had set up before hand. After a few minutes, he pulled himself out, seating himself in a nearby chair. "Do you see what I'm dealing with here?! This doesn't make any sense!" He said heatedly to the only other person in his personal workshop.
Arcadus the Espada, a personal... associate. He wasn't exactly a friend, but it was a better relationship than he had with a good ninety percent of people he's ever met in this life or the previous. He didn't want to try and contact Kazura, because that would be awkward as all hell, no pun intended. It's been over half a decade since he was last employed for the superhero cosplayer, and he didn't exactly leave on good terms. That and he wasn't going to crawl back, begging for his help if he could avoid such a fate. Hence why he decided to call up the man he's had a strange number of encounters with that hadn't lead to a life or death battle.
"I don't get why these fucking bolt cutters refuse to do what I want! I based their properties on the principles of Mask On! I've tested the stupid mask on a couple of Hellions already, and they've all been fully converted successfully. All I want is a half measure, and the blasted thing refuses to pry out the chains! I need a second opinion on this." He says to the arrancar, knowing full well that he was a skilled crafter in his own right. He wouldn't start a competition or a tool waving contest here and claim he was the better of the two. He just needed an outside perspective on this.
The mask lay in a reinforced steel box to the side. After the first set of bolt cutters practically detonated in his face, he made sure the soul converter was as safe as it could be, while still being in close proximity to him. It was a crude thing, but it was several dozen times stronger than his steel silk, while being impractical and unwieldy for combat. The unbreakable box, as he called it, showed heavy signs of wear and tear, as it almost seemed like the shards of metal were aiming for the item that allowed this to be possible. Speaking of which, a sharpened handle was currently lodged into the side of it. Kitai swiftly yanked it out, scowling at the broken item piece.