Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2016 1:07:45 GMT -5
Training for TTP
Why did all the stupid shit have to happen to him? Luke worked, paid his bills, ate food and watched television just like every other person in the world. So why was it that all of the stupid ghost nonsense crap always had to happen to him? Why didn't he get a vacation from all that crap? It looked like it was just going to be another normal night. Luke closed down his store, counted all the money and locked it away, made sure all the lights were off and locked the door behind him. Just a twenty minute bike ride back to his apartment was all that was left. But noooo. Seems that instead of getting that bowl of udon that he'd been daydreaming about for the past hour he was instead going to have deal with some characters that were hungry for more things than noodles. Luke had been successful in dodging their first attack, what sixth sense he had cluing him quite easily when they decided to stop hiding themselves.
Two Hollows. Twin Hollows, actually. Both looked exactly the same aside from one having pink fur and the other having green. They both looked like SUV sized guinea pigs with beards and a tentacle coming out the top of their heads that ended in a nasty stabber. Lukes bike was the only victim here right now. Poor thing was crushed and bent something fierce from where the two had pounced on it, and was left to die alone along the side of the road. Luke stood there, sword bag tossed aside as he held his still sheathed Zanpakuto in his hand. "Susan...we hardly knew her." That annoying voice rang in Lukes head again, causing his eye to twitch a bit. For the last time the bikes name was not Susan. It didn't even HAVE a name! Luke snapped back, mentally, as the sword of sword dragging along scabbard could be heard as he drew his sword. "That's what makes it even sadder!" and like that Luke erected a mental wall in his head to block Jägers voice out.
"You know...today was actually pretty good. I woke up on time, my phone bill had been paid so I could actually use the thing. Had myself a good breakfast, lunch and was even going to have a good dinner. Maybe stay up another hour to watch some television too." Luke was beginning to rant as he started walking towards the two Hollows. "But nah, fuck that am I right? Naw, now I gotta deal with two fat fucking hamsters who couldn't leave me the hell alone! Which one of you had the bright idea to think 'hurhurhur how's about we go after the guy that looks like he's carryin a fuckin sword around and fuck his bike up!'" Luke ranted, and when he put one more step down both Hollows dashed off in opposite directions. "No fuckin way pinkie!" Luke shouted, deciding to chase after the pink one rather than the green one.
The Hollow hissed as Luke was, surprisingly, faster than it. There was a flash of metal reflecting street lights as he swung that Zanpakuto upwards, catching the Hollow between the neck and shoulder and drawing out a sliver of blood. With a pained hiss the creature retreated upwards using Air Ground and anime jumping to get away from the human attacking it. In order to try and keep Luke from pursuing it whipped that nasty head dangle at him. Now here was the weird part. Unless Luke was actually getting good at this ghost fighting thing and he was actually being able to clearly see the wet tendril lashing about, or this thing was just really shitty. Using airground himself, Luke was able to side step and out maneuver the lashes as they came at him. The Hollow let out a screech in fear as Luke wasn't stopped, and sure enough found that Zanpakuto lodged right into his mask. Removing his sword, the young man turned and scanned around for the second Hollow. "Where...did...Green Day go...?" Luke asked himself as he looked around.
His sixth sense finally kicked in at the last moment when he suddenly felt the Hollow behind him, and turning rewarded him the pleasure of watching his sword arm getting wrapped up in the other Hollows head tendril. "Ohgodewewitswet!" Luke shouted in disgust. "It's too lewd! I demand more!" Looks like that wall fell down during the fighting. Shut up Jäger! Luke mentally growled as he noticed the Hollow bouncing around to Lukes front, and then actually launching at him with mouth fully open. Luke was not about to be a earless rabbits meal. "Stupid shit!" Luke shouted as he swung his right leg up with all his strength, slamming it right into the Hollows chin and smashing its mouth shut. Luke felt that head tendrils hold on him loosen as a result of the Hollow getting stunned.
"Hraaaah!" Luke yelled as he swung his Zanpakuto horizontally from left to right, slicing through the head tendrils base and freeing him completely. The Hollow shouted in pain, before Luke ended it with a downward swing through the mask. He let out a exhale when it was all over, flicking his sword a few times to get the blood off of it. "Good...that's over. I'm feeling better now." Luke commented, resting his sword against his shoulder as he yawned. The reason that Luke worked so hard these past weeks, trained with the Shinigami Aevus and Yetsuna, was so that he could do this. So that he could defend himself against those evil things that came bumping in the night at Karakura. So far...it was working! Luke was now strong enough to take down the average Hollow that he saw maybe...rarely really. He didn't fight Hollows often, not that he actually wanted to.
Now what was he going to do with his bike? As Luke began to head over to what remained of the bent up mess, something hit his sixth sense. Luke blinked, before snapping around and looking up at the rooftop of a building across the street. "Keeeekekekeke." It laughed down at Luke. "Heh...did I stumble on the king of all rats?" Luke asked with a smirk as he stared up at the Hollow. Visually it was almost exactly the same as the Hollows Luke had just got done fighting with...but it was about as tall as a school bus and had boring brown fur."Keeekekee. I knew you were something...delicious. If you're able to handle my children, then surely you're something quite scrumptious indeed. But you smell...so odd. Not like any human I've ever came across." Luke blinked, making a tch sound.
There it was again. Something spiritual was claiming he wasn't human again. What did they mean by this? Luke was fucking human through and through. He frowned, moving his sword from his shoulder to being pointed downwards and behind his right leg. "You may refer to me as Mademoiselle, Capivara! Behold, and be amazed, at my beauty and power!" The Hollow sang out. "That's a lady? Apparently. Unfortunately for it.. Lukes eyes narrowed into a glare as he kicked off the earth and anime leapt towards the Hollow. "-I don't have a problem with hitting a lady!" Luke shouted as he swung his Zanpakuto from his hip to the side, trying to slash the Hollows Mask. But Mademoiselle Capivara was not having any of that it seems. She quickly back paced away from Luke, letting out a "How rude!" before smacking him in the face with her head appendage.
It was faster than the other Hollows, and was strong enough to send Luke spiraling downwards towards the road. Regaining himself, he quickly utilized Air Ground to stop his fall and leap right back up towards the roof. But, upon flying over the edge, he saw something disturbing. Like a cat puking up a hairball, Mademoiselle Capivara was puking up a mass of hair that was a different color than her f-She's puking up Mini-Me's Luke realized instantly, and also got that conclusion from the three other small, different colored, Hollow clones that stood around her. "Endless reproduction! My children fetch their mother her food and crawl right back inside mama. Feeding her and protecting her, like any good child should!" Mademoiselle Capivara laughed as her "children" rushed at Luke. Four on one was, certainly not a fair fight.
Luke found himself retreating across rooftops, having to react defensively to the little shit Hollows that were following him. Mademoiselle Capivara remained at a distance well outside Lukes range, watching and laughing as Luke danced around trying to not get shanked by four fucking furballs. "Load of stupid bullshit!" Luke snarled as he scored a kick on one of them, sending it bouncing backwards a bit. He leapt out of the way of one tendril lunge, scoring a cut in on the one that attacked him before having to jump to another empty rooftop. "Oh...oh what is the matter? Are you feeling tired? Stressed? Then let Mademoiselle Capivara embrace you...with her teeth ahahahahaa!" The Hollow laughed, causing its spawn to laugh as well.
"So whenever you're done..."
Yeah I know. Luke replied, reaching into his jeans backpocket and pulling out a small...matchbox? "Doesn't look like I've much choice do I?" Luke responded to seemingly nobody. But as he was about to say the magic words, he noticed something. The Hollows attentions had all turned from him and were...looking at something behind him? Luke blinked, and turned his own head to follow their gaze. Sure, the big ol' full moon was on display but what he did see made his eyes widen a bit.