Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2016 21:34:09 GMT -5
Another day another dollar. Another customer, another hour spent in that hot and stuff room, another bit of information written into that binder. Everything was playing out like it normally did. Everything was normal. And Luke loved it. He found himself sitting in his little office yet again, filling out store related information in that precious little binder than management stressed was the Bible of the store. With a groan he found himself rubbing his eyes again, the uncomfortable combination of heat and sleepiness taking a bit of an annoying toll on him. The only form of air conditioning, the one rotating fan in the room, was now broken. The store administrator had warned that if you kept the fan at its highest setting for too long you ran the risk of burning it out, and Luke had a sneaking suspicion of just who it was that broke the damn thing.
Regardless, it wasn't worth complaining over. What was worth it though was the level of stupidity Luke was dealing with today. The customers he was dealing with were....a special breed of stupid today. The last one he had was a woman who just wanted to brag about the eighty damn lottery tickets she had, and how she had no doubt won the big prize. All Luke was able to do was stand there and smile after all, and not say a damn thing. But that certainly didn't stop the old bitch from losing her shit, and accusing Luke of theft, when she won literally nothing. It was funny, almost, seeing her go from all optimistic and annoying to ball bustlingly mad.
You know what would have been fun?
Your idea of fun isn't something I subscribe to.
Oh come on. Just hear me out. You send me out, I follow that old lady home. She takes a sponge bath, gives herself some sort of oatmeal dinner and takes her pills...and when she's snuggling up in bed thinking about her dead husband and grandkids that don't call her...BOO!
Luke sighed. This was the other thing that was giving him his headache. That would give her a damn heart attack. Luke mentally responded, sitting back in his chair and bouncing his pen on his thigh. You're boring. You're annoying. You're fat.. And with that the entity inside him was blocked out. He didn't actually have anything to do right now, and decided it might be a fun idea to use the office computer to browse the web a bit, see if there was any sort of breaking news related to Karakura. Though, Luke could already guess what sort of things he would find. "Mysterious deaths and property damage."
Karakura Town wasn't exactly the safe and spunky tourist location and loving family city that it was cracked up to be. Sure, normal human "drunk man flashes himself" crime wasn't exactly a thing in Karakura, but what you instead had to worry about was "super powered man goes nuclear and destroys seventeen blocks". It was a town of freaks. Super powered freaks, invisible monsters and ghost samurai. For the longest while Luke had been able to convince himself he wasn't one of those freaks, despite his ability to see ghosts, however with recent events having caused some sort of...mutation...to occur for him he wasn't able to keep himself from lumping in with the rest of the weirdoes. Well, at least Luke didn't have glowing mood ring skin like someone else he knew.
"Customer service." Luke suddenly heard over the intercom, causing him to pull his fingers down over his eyes with a groan. It was time to put on his best "let me eat your shit" face and service the costumer with his award winning customer service skills. Pushing himself up from his chair and out into the nice and cool store front Luke made his way over to the customer service counters general direction. As he approached he saw the individual in question who decided to pull him away from his nothing doings was a woman. He didn't really focus on her features or try to memorize her, she'd just be another costumer he'd have a three minute session with before either thanking him, or insulting him, and then leave. Though the fact that she wasn't an Asian stood out a little, but oddly enough Karakura had people from all over the globe living in it so he didn't focus on it too much.
Maybe, though, if Luke had been paying attention and focused his sixth sense on her he could have felt the minuscule amounts of spiritual energy inside of the woman. But because A) Luke really didn't give much of a shit at the moment and B) her spiritual energies were below the average he didn't notice. Luke had grown accustomed to the crazy shit only happening at night, not during midday. It wasn't busy today though, only about two other customers at checkout spread out between the four open lanes. He might have to send someone home if it kept like this. Hopefully he could send himself home. Stepping behind the counter and making his way to the terminal where he worked, and the woman was waiting, Luke put on his best customer service smile and greeted her with, "Hi. How can I help you today?"