Post by Douglas Everheart on Apr 15, 2019 23:18:14 GMT -5
"Douglas-san, I have to admit to being somewhat confused. Your resume is stellar, and your recommendations speak for themselves. If anything, I'm a little concerned you're overqualified. You could...well, honestly you could be working anywhere! Why exactly did you choose this school?"
"There's too many reasons to really single one out, but we'll start with the obvious part. This isn't about money for me. I'd work for free if you needed me to. I'll probably end up sinking more money into this school than they pay me over the course of the time I spend here. I'm doing this because I believe in the power of a good education. I'd like to meet your enterprising new students, to really see what the new generation is capable of. I believe in giving back to the community."
"...Douglas-san, this is all fine and good. But you..."
The principal of the school fidgeted in his seat. There was really no good way to point out some of the burning questions he had, and in this situation it all felt completely wrong. There was something inexplicably off about the situation, something about having a man who could probably have him fired easily sitting across from him, asking for a job as if it were the most natural thing in the world. Was saying 'no' even an option when one stared into the face of a man this age? A man who had gotten this far in the world of Wall Street?
"You are not from here. Why would you wish to work in a place this far from your home country, Douglas-san?"
"I heard you guys get all the good anime a few years before America. Thought I might get to meet some of the real big names in voice acting if I stuck around here. As good a reason as any, right?"
"Douglas-san, you cannot be serious! You moved this far from America so you could-"
"So I could -get away- from all that high-stress shit. I've got investors in America, they e-mail me regularly. I picked this city because the statistics led me to believe that there would be a good deal of problems I could solve in a short order. I see a lot of children reported missing. Runaways? If so, no one has found them. Why not set up some kind of trust fund to pay out to the families, for private investigators? I see an inordinately high number of people that are in therapies. Stories of sumo wrestlers with bazookas, and equally insane things I can only attribute to an epidemic of LSD or schizophrenia. In either case, a more robust medical framework in this city could fix a lot of that. It looks, to me, like money can solve all of your problems, in fact. And I have no shortage."
There was a stunned silence, as the principal looked at him with a combination of disgust and anxiety, clearly wanting to rebuke the elderly man sitting across from him, and unsure if it would make any difference. He settled for placing both hands on his desk, and then rising in one rapid motion, walking around the table, and then pointing out the window.
"Douglas! You make it sound as if we're a third-world country! We are not Rwanda or Syria or even Venezuala! Karakura Town is a prosperous city, and if we suffer any such problems then it is no more or less significant than any of your American states! While your desire to help us is welcomed, I cannot help but feel as if you are looking down on us as you do so! Perhaps in America your money and reputation has gotten you a great deal, but this is not America!"
Douglas watched in silence for a few moments, his hands resting in his lap. He hadn't moved for almost ten seconds, and he watched the principal's tirade with a quiet patience that made it seem like he'd expected that from the very start. He rose slowly when they finished, his every motion projecting exaggerated caution and calm. He seemed every bit the ailing octogenarian, struggling to maintain his dignity and composure despite his degenerative condition. He even grabbed a cane that had been leaning against the side of the chair, leaning on it slightly as he sucked at his teeth. The principal winced, for just a second, as he did so.
"I'm aware you aren't some war-torn wasteland. That's why I'm here as an individual, instead of on television, lobbying for the government to intervene. The statistics bear me out: Karakura Town has a problem. Something that cannot be accounted for by saying it's the cost of business, or simply a first world problem. Even Detroit doesn't have as many unexplained deaths, as many mysterious disappearances, as Karakura town. Gun violence, drug use...but we know the -source-. Here? It all just seems to come from...thin air. Something is not right here, and I can only assume one thing."
"Douglas-san, you cannot seriously expect-"
"Terrorists. Or organized crime. There is someone with an inordinate amount of time and resources in this city, and I can only assume that the best way to combat them is to have an even more inordinate amount of time and resources. I'm retired, and I have no shortage of income. Come hell or high water, I will find out Karakura Town's secret. I would very much like to do so with your consent."
There was a second or two, before the principal bowed his head, almost trembling. He walked towards the window, staring out it with an almost haunted expression. Something in the principal's demeanor had changed when Douglas spoke, and he looked almost ten or fifteen years older. The weight of running a school such as this one was showing already, and he spoke more slowly now. Every sentence was carefully picked, clearly uncertain.
"Douglas-san. I am glad that you are a canny person. There is a very superstitious thread within this town. For a moment I was concerned you were going to claim that this town, this...city. Was haunted. It is a conversation I must hear every day, from students and faculty alike. The turnover rate in our school is...rather high, if I'm being completely honest. A lot of our faculty will come to me complaining of sleepless nights, shot nerves, and any other number of distressing symptoms. A few have even confessed to me that they have heard or seen ghosts on our campus. It is most unbecoming for a place of learning, to have my faculty talking about the supernatural and the unverifiable as if it were worth serious contemplation."
Douglas nodded back, ever so slightly, and then spoke with a dry, silent confidence.
"I don't scare easy. Believe me when I say that if I ran across a ghost, I'd handle it without issue. You'd never hear so much as a peep. I want nothing more than to keep your students safe, and help bring to light whatever is causing this city to tear itself apart."
"Douglas-san! I cannot stress this strongly enough. Our students are -safe-! There have been no cases of disappearances anywhere near our campus! The worst they worry about is the upperclassmen, and that is hardly a unique concern! There are no-"
The principal's tirade was suddenly interrupted by the principal's door opening, and a pale-faced teacher popping his head in. He was trying his best to maintain composure, but all the same his eyes told the true story. He was terrified, and rightfully so: Douglas had felt his skin break out in goosebumps about two seconds after the principal had said the word 'stress', and he could feel the cloying presence of a hollow at this very moment. He smiled coldly, and jerked his chin towards the principal.
"Go on. If it's important."
"There is a student on the roof! It looks as if she's going to jump! She is speaking to herself! Or..."
"I'll just see myself out."
Douglas waited for no response, before he began to shuffle slowly and purposefully towards the stairway leading up to the roof. Already, he could hear the distant sounds of a wounded predator, clearly trying to scare off a threat. Perhaps the principal was right, and the school was safe. But it certainly wouldn't become -less- safe if there was a teacher on campus who could serve as an early warning system.
"There's too many reasons to really single one out, but we'll start with the obvious part. This isn't about money for me. I'd work for free if you needed me to. I'll probably end up sinking more money into this school than they pay me over the course of the time I spend here. I'm doing this because I believe in the power of a good education. I'd like to meet your enterprising new students, to really see what the new generation is capable of. I believe in giving back to the community."
"...Douglas-san, this is all fine and good. But you..."
The principal of the school fidgeted in his seat. There was really no good way to point out some of the burning questions he had, and in this situation it all felt completely wrong. There was something inexplicably off about the situation, something about having a man who could probably have him fired easily sitting across from him, asking for a job as if it were the most natural thing in the world. Was saying 'no' even an option when one stared into the face of a man this age? A man who had gotten this far in the world of Wall Street?
"You are not from here. Why would you wish to work in a place this far from your home country, Douglas-san?"
"I heard you guys get all the good anime a few years before America. Thought I might get to meet some of the real big names in voice acting if I stuck around here. As good a reason as any, right?"
"Douglas-san, you cannot be serious! You moved this far from America so you could-"
"So I could -get away- from all that high-stress shit. I've got investors in America, they e-mail me regularly. I picked this city because the statistics led me to believe that there would be a good deal of problems I could solve in a short order. I see a lot of children reported missing. Runaways? If so, no one has found them. Why not set up some kind of trust fund to pay out to the families, for private investigators? I see an inordinately high number of people that are in therapies. Stories of sumo wrestlers with bazookas, and equally insane things I can only attribute to an epidemic of LSD or schizophrenia. In either case, a more robust medical framework in this city could fix a lot of that. It looks, to me, like money can solve all of your problems, in fact. And I have no shortage."
There was a stunned silence, as the principal looked at him with a combination of disgust and anxiety, clearly wanting to rebuke the elderly man sitting across from him, and unsure if it would make any difference. He settled for placing both hands on his desk, and then rising in one rapid motion, walking around the table, and then pointing out the window.
"Douglas! You make it sound as if we're a third-world country! We are not Rwanda or Syria or even Venezuala! Karakura Town is a prosperous city, and if we suffer any such problems then it is no more or less significant than any of your American states! While your desire to help us is welcomed, I cannot help but feel as if you are looking down on us as you do so! Perhaps in America your money and reputation has gotten you a great deal, but this is not America!"
Douglas watched in silence for a few moments, his hands resting in his lap. He hadn't moved for almost ten seconds, and he watched the principal's tirade with a quiet patience that made it seem like he'd expected that from the very start. He rose slowly when they finished, his every motion projecting exaggerated caution and calm. He seemed every bit the ailing octogenarian, struggling to maintain his dignity and composure despite his degenerative condition. He even grabbed a cane that had been leaning against the side of the chair, leaning on it slightly as he sucked at his teeth. The principal winced, for just a second, as he did so.
"I'm aware you aren't some war-torn wasteland. That's why I'm here as an individual, instead of on television, lobbying for the government to intervene. The statistics bear me out: Karakura Town has a problem. Something that cannot be accounted for by saying it's the cost of business, or simply a first world problem. Even Detroit doesn't have as many unexplained deaths, as many mysterious disappearances, as Karakura town. Gun violence, drug use...but we know the -source-. Here? It all just seems to come from...thin air. Something is not right here, and I can only assume one thing."
"Douglas-san, you cannot seriously expect-"
"Terrorists. Or organized crime. There is someone with an inordinate amount of time and resources in this city, and I can only assume that the best way to combat them is to have an even more inordinate amount of time and resources. I'm retired, and I have no shortage of income. Come hell or high water, I will find out Karakura Town's secret. I would very much like to do so with your consent."
There was a second or two, before the principal bowed his head, almost trembling. He walked towards the window, staring out it with an almost haunted expression. Something in the principal's demeanor had changed when Douglas spoke, and he looked almost ten or fifteen years older. The weight of running a school such as this one was showing already, and he spoke more slowly now. Every sentence was carefully picked, clearly uncertain.
"Douglas-san. I am glad that you are a canny person. There is a very superstitious thread within this town. For a moment I was concerned you were going to claim that this town, this...city. Was haunted. It is a conversation I must hear every day, from students and faculty alike. The turnover rate in our school is...rather high, if I'm being completely honest. A lot of our faculty will come to me complaining of sleepless nights, shot nerves, and any other number of distressing symptoms. A few have even confessed to me that they have heard or seen ghosts on our campus. It is most unbecoming for a place of learning, to have my faculty talking about the supernatural and the unverifiable as if it were worth serious contemplation."
Douglas nodded back, ever so slightly, and then spoke with a dry, silent confidence.
"I don't scare easy. Believe me when I say that if I ran across a ghost, I'd handle it without issue. You'd never hear so much as a peep. I want nothing more than to keep your students safe, and help bring to light whatever is causing this city to tear itself apart."
"Douglas-san! I cannot stress this strongly enough. Our students are -safe-! There have been no cases of disappearances anywhere near our campus! The worst they worry about is the upperclassmen, and that is hardly a unique concern! There are no-"
The principal's tirade was suddenly interrupted by the principal's door opening, and a pale-faced teacher popping his head in. He was trying his best to maintain composure, but all the same his eyes told the true story. He was terrified, and rightfully so: Douglas had felt his skin break out in goosebumps about two seconds after the principal had said the word 'stress', and he could feel the cloying presence of a hollow at this very moment. He smiled coldly, and jerked his chin towards the principal.
"Go on. If it's important."
"There is a student on the roof! It looks as if she's going to jump! She is speaking to herself! Or..."
"I'll just see myself out."
Douglas waited for no response, before he began to shuffle slowly and purposefully towards the stairway leading up to the roof. Already, he could hear the distant sounds of a wounded predator, clearly trying to scare off a threat. Perhaps the principal was right, and the school was safe. But it certainly wouldn't become -less- safe if there was a teacher on campus who could serve as an early warning system.