Another Cheesy Night (Nde, Kitai Yoru vs Himitsu)

[Kitai Yoru]

Thread Title: Another Cheese Night (Nde, Kitai Yoru vs Himitsu)

Participants: Kitai Yoru & Himitsu

World: Human World

Death Setting: Non Death Enabled

Rating: PG-13

Location: A secluded campsite in the forests of America. The campsite is surrounded by trees on all sides. From the
center, the trees are twenty feet away. Three tents are set up around a campfire, which is directly in the middle.

Special Conditions:

Circumstances: A secluded campsite in the forests of America is attacked by a group of hollows. Two guardians of the living come forth to defend those who are unable to do so for themselves. Then the one gets really pissed off at the other and a new battle begins!

[Kitai Yoru]

"Ahh, such a beautiful night. He said to himself, as the wood chips crunched beneath his feet." A prideful sounding man said out loud, seemingly to the open air. "He was a rather tall fellow, wearing nothing but black and white, giving off quite a horrifying visage to any normal person. Add a terrifying smile, and-SHUT THE F*** UP YA F***IN AIR HEAD!" Said the rather shrill voice that cut him off. He didn't need to look around, because he knew the voice came from himself, simply deciding to glare.

"Just because YOU'RE afraid to be this far away from people, doesn't give you the right to curse like a two dollar hooker. Although they tend to look classy in comparison to you. He said, picking on the fearful whore." Jack always hated going deep into the wilderness like this. Solely because Jill would cry and whine and get into more fights with him than usual. Not that he had any sympathy towards the girl, he was much too self centered to allow such a thing to cross his mind. Pride was such a lovely thing to have.

Jill, like Jack said, was on her last d*** nerve. There were no people around, no people for her so scare, to take in their suffering! WHAT IF SHE WAS STUCK WITH THESE F***ERS BY HERSELF FOREVER!? She was practically hyperventilating in their mind, desperately searching for someone, anyone, using their ability to sense energy. She couldn't be calm, she almost couldn't respond to the insults that the pride was dishing out at her. Almost. "YOU'RE DEAD YA D*** BRIT!" She screamed, and proceeded to drag him back to the depths of their mind to assault the crap out of him.

With the two headaches gone for now, the albino slumped forwards for a brief moment, before standing back up straight again, chuckling as he began to walk again. He had decided to come back to America for a break from working under someone. There was only so much he could take before he tried to kill him. So he 'borrowed' another plane, and flew it to the states. And before you ask, yes, he returned it. His smile widened, as he began howling with laughter, remembering all the screams from when he landed the d*** thing. And nobody died.

Regardless, there was a reason he was walking this deep into the woods at night. The reason was that less than ten minutes earlier, he had felt a flare of energy in the direction he was currently headed towards. He hadn't been keeping up with his ability to energy, so he had neither the exact location, nor what creature had made the flare. So, being the good person that he was, he decided that he would 'help' any human who caused that. Anything else though.... "Heheheheehe......" He chucked in anticipation at the thought.



Off in the distance, five campers were in awe of what just happened. The oldest among them, Pyra, had just done something anyone would call impossible. Well, anyone like them anyway. "See, I told you it was awesome!" She told her friends. The young woman had recently learned how to harness her spiritual pressure, and had just displayed her results though a ball of pure reishi. The five slowly got over their shock. "That was awesome! Can you do it again?" Young Johnny excitedly asked, with all the others agreeing, wanting to see how she tricked them. They were about to find out how real it was.

No sooner had they asked, she had delivered, producing a glowing ball of energy appeared in her hands once more, a strained look crossing her face as she willed it to come forth. It was a beautiful ball that was roughly a foot in diameter, and it glowed like a star on a pale winter's night. It wasn't winter now, but the point still stands. They once again look in awe, and wonder, how she was doing it? She looked towards her friends, and felt a growing sense of pride swell up in her.

Off in the distance, a certain madman sensed the campers, and grinned. "Heheheehe, found you~!" He took off at blinding speeds, intent on keeping these people from killing themselves. He could feel the energy from those masked animals entering the world. "Great, now I have to babysit. What next?" He asked in a half snarl. He wasn't fond of defending children, but it was do able. If there wasn't a ton of the beasts anyway. "Oh quit ya whinin, ya just gonna eat'em any way." Jill said. Hopefully, no one would interrupt his fight.

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{stats&stuff}Strength - [400] Points (+100% = 800)
Speed - [400] Points (+50% = 600)
Spiritual Pressure - [150] Points (-50%=75)
Reiatsu Strength - [150] Points (-50%=75)
Light Aura - [0] Points
Dark Aura - [100] Points
Instinct - [150] Points
Senses [50] Points
Energy sensory - [100] Points
Healing Expertise - [0] Points
Total SP: [1400] Points]


[Crafting/Forging] {2}
[strength of will] {3}
[Weapons-firearms] {1}
[Martial arts: drunken fist] {2}
[anti-stealth] {2}
[stealth] {1}
[acting] {2}
[pain Tolerance] {2}

[Himitsu Kasumi'Oji]

Kitai was rushing over to the camp site upon detecting the reiatsu signature of hollows, but suddenly, those reiatsu signatures would disappear by one by one with no warning. All he would feel in their place was the enormous flex of another Shinigami’s spiritual energy. Himitsu, when he wasn’t otherwise preoccupied, often responded to influxes in hollow activity in an instant, and when the hollows began forming their garganta, he was already at the scene above the campers.

The Vice Captain flexed his energy right as he arrived from the Senkaimon gate. Instantly, the human campers immediately passed out. However, Himitsu could only weaken the hollows with his gravitational pressure without killing the humans. The struggling creatures couldn’t cope with Himitsu’s speed, so the Vice Captain found it easy to slice them up rapidly as the came out of the garganta with his Zanpakuto. With his scabbard attached to the bottom of the sealed katana, he could treat it as a glaive and cut through the hollows with the staff-like weapon.

In less than a minute, the six who tried consume the human souls were purged and evaporated, and Himitsu’s job was done. Well, almost. He suddenly felt the reiatsu presence of another spiritually aware individual in the woods, someone who could move at an incredible speed. He was quickly closing the distance between them, and Himitsu held his weapon in the ready position. If this thing was as strong as it was fast and felt like picking a fight, Himitsu was going to have a hell of a time that evening.

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{Stats and Skills}

Strength - [100] Points (60)

Speed - [300] Points

Spiritual Pressure - [300] Points

Reiatsu Strength - [400] Points (700)

Light Aura - [90] Points

Dark Aura - [10] Points

Instinct - [100] Points

Senses - [150] Points

Energy sensory - [50] Points

Healing Expertise - [0] Points

Total SP: [1400] Points

Abilities

• Mental Incantation Level 3

• Weapon: Staff Level 3

• Battle Analysis Level 3

• Battle Skill: Kido Level 3

• Strength of Will Level 3

[Kitai Yoru]

The madman felt each hollow fade away. One by one they vanished from his senses. By the time he managed to get half way there, all the hollows had already perished. There was still one person there though. One person who could have done this. Kitai slowed down to a walk, as he entered the clearing. He was grinning a slightly strained smile, as he slowly crept towards the center. "Oh my, it seems you've made quite the mess of things. He says, taking notice of the bodies of the campers around the fire."

He starts to chuckle darkly, as he eyed up his imminent opponent. The man appeared to be older, standing at some height shorter than Kitai was. That, and he looked super depressed. "You're a c*** blocking mother f***er, ya know that!?" Kitai told him, more than asked. "We came all this way out here, and ya take away all our fun!" The man says, changing his voice multiple times in just under a few seconds. "Honestly, you filthy Heretics have no respect for others. No wonder you have so many rogues running about. He idly comments." The pride narrated.

The fullbringer tried to pace his insults, but it was getting away from him. He had been itching for a fight, ever since he entered these woods to help the now fallen campers. This 'man' just so happened to rip his evenings entertainment away from him. His eyes burned for vengeance from behind his hair. He wondered if he could get the man to attack him first He could call self defense if that happened. His grin widened at the thought, and not in the nice way. Kitai would wait to see what this 'shinigami' did before he attacked. He would make this fun.

[Himitsu Kasumi'Oji]

This can’t be real… Himitsu thought to himself as he reflected on the arrival of the new man. It started with that smile of his. It was so forced, so fake, yet genuine somehow. It was genuinely forced. Yep, there’s no sense in that, but there’s no sense in Kitai either, so it fits. He narrated his own speech, like he was the writer and his words were the actual words in a book. There was dialogue and there was narration, and he spoke both parts.

But it got worse. Oh, if only he had stayed as an insane narrator. Then he turned into a raging, cursing madman who spout insults at Himitsu. Just a second later, he switched to a completely different tone. The fourth voice seemed to match the first and had the same speaking style. This human didn’t make any sense, and Himitsu wasn’t even sure how to deal with him.

“Uh, hi. I’m Himitsu Misute, a Vice Captain of Squad 6 in Soul Society. I don’t know if you understand any of that, but it pretty much means I’m a high-ranking Shinigami. I helped take care of those hollows and peacefully knock the humans out to keep them out of harm’s way. What’s your name? And is there anything I can help you with?” Despite Himitsu’s manners and friendly approach, he felt that the stranger was going to pick a fight regardless. After all, if the hollows weren’t there for him to punch anymore, Himitsu was the second best thing.

[Kitai Yoru]

Kitai's eyes practically burst out of his skull when he heard what the shinigami told him. 'High ranking huh?' Jill thought, a plan already coming together. He let his mouth hang open after the reaper spoke to him. "YOU CAN SEE ME!?" Jill spoke, in a distinctly feminine voice. Her face turned to one of confusion in an instant. "Wait, you did WHAT to the humans!?" Switching from confusion to alarm just as fast. Before he could respond to her accusations, she took two rushed steps towards a tree, face morphing to rage, smiling all the while.

Grabbing tree, her fingers sank into the bark like putty. "RAPIST!!!" She screamed with feminine fury. It was fake, of course, but he wouldn't be able to tell anyway. Shouldn't at least, she fancied herself a pretty good actor. Regardless, with her cry as the only warning, she uprooted the tree one handed, and threw the pine straight for the spirit warrior. She had decided to throw the tree at a nice easy speed of 600 to test the black cloaked ghost. The tree was flying sideways, and was aimed at his chest, that way it would pass over the fallen campers.

While the fullbringer might have missed the hollows, which was quite the shame for the lunatic, the chance to beat down a shinigami was by FAR more entertaining. Hollows rarely reacted to insults, or threats, and were overall just beasts to be put down. People like the Heretic in front of him on the other hand.... Kitai could get under his skin, could make him mad, could break his will. That, was more fun than any hollow could give him. Plus this guy was polite to them. 'I wonder if I can beat the gentleman out of him?' Jack idly thought, as the fullbringer watched the shinigami's reaction.

[Himitsu Kasumi'Oji]

Himitsu had never been so confused in his life? The man – er, woman? Well, (s)he didn’t seem like he was in the mood to talk. Instead, he liked jumping to his own conclusions. Himitsu had no clue what caused him to consider the Vice Captain a rapist, but Himitsu sure as hell wasn’t trying to initiate this fight. He wanted to help the humans, but he wasn’t going to help them hurt him.

The Shinigami was too tongue-tied to put any words together in response, but when he saw Kitai lift the mammoth tree off the ground with one hand, Himitsu knew he had to respond urgently. Kitai hurled the tree his way, sending it flying at a rather incredible rate. Himitsu’s response was to silently cast Hado #1: Sho through his chest rather than his hand. It was an unconventional use of the technique only because few had enough skill with Kido to cast spells from other parts of the body. Himitsu’s mastery of Kido was matched by very few.

Hado #1: Sho would shove the tree right back at Kitai with the incredible force of Himitsu’s reiatsu strength, so it would be the human’s turn to dodge now or get hurt. However, Himitsu wasn’t simply going to let the Fullbringer escape freely. He expected Kitai to dodge either with his own speed or using a step technique. With his energy sensory, Himitsu would be able to detect Kitai’s reiatsu spike just before he cast Movement or Bringer Light. That way, wherever he landed, Himitsu would not only be able to track his new location with his energy sensory but he would also have time to almost instantly cast Bakudo #61: Rikujokori. The man would have to be extremely fast to escape the six beams of light closing in on him from all sides. If he couldn’t get out of the way, he was as good as captured.

Reiatsu Remaining: 2825/3000 (-25 for Sho, -150 for Rikujokoro)

[Kitai Yoru]

Kitai's eyes widened from behind his hair. When he had decided to throw the tree at him, somewhere in his damaged mind, he had expected him to at least ATTEMPT to dodge it. Instead, the blasted man decides to let the thing just hit him! Or that's what he would LIKE to call it, since the d*** thing bounces off the twat like a bloody rubber ball! Honestly, these filthy heretics have too much time for their disgusting black arts! A prideful man rambled on in Kitai's mind, distracting the rage born psycho. His anger at the pride made him inadvertently flex up. "JACK! SHUT THE FU-UGH!" He grunted as the tree slammed into his mid section, sending him flying back through the woods, screaming in shock.

Holding onto the the tree was fairly easy to the fullbringer thanks to his strength. Just dig a few holes for his fingers, grip tightly, and- crap. 'DUMB A**!' Jill screamed in his head, as his grip accidentally split the tree in half. "CRAPCRAPCRAP!" Franticly trying to regain his grip again only made it worse for the young man. His efforts forced the tree to spin, all the while smashing into trees as it flew. And buy did it go. Three hundred feet later, the spinning death tree finally stops. All the trees behind it were dragged along, and the end result was a giant tree pile, with one fullbringer as its foundation.

So the man just layed there, with about ten feet worth of trees on every side of him but down. Eyebrow twitching so violently, it looked like it was sending out morse code. "Jack...." Kitai growls out darkly. 'Yes, what do you want you glutinous ape?' Jack answers in a bored drawl. You could practically see him holding his head with his hand. Then, imagine a sleeve covered fist slamming into his face, as Kitai dived back into his mind. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" He snarled, attempted to kill the persona for the upteenth time in the past week.

"FINALLY!" With the two out of the way, no one would stop her from having some fun with this fight. Well, unless he got up... "Nahh." She waved, doubting he would. Unfortunately for her, she had forgotten that she was under a few tons of randomly placed trees, barely giving her the room to breath. She had to be careful, cautious, had to be precise with her-"F*** YEAH MOTHA F***A!" She screamed, bursting through the top of the log pile. Good thing the individual trees were so easy to break. Landing on top of the miniature mountain of broken trees, she grinned a deranged grin, as she bent over seductively, facing where she knew this guy was. "A pitch and a hit big guy! You're on first base, lets see if you get a home run this time!"

She ran her hand through her hair, fixing it to her own personal variation, so that the ivory locks only covered the left half of her ambiguous looking face. Her reish-pink eyes were wide, giving off an exited look, full if dark, ill intent. One of her hands was on her knee, trying to look attractive. Her other however, was tightly gripping a trunk. "Heads up! KYAHAHAHAHA!" She crackled, hopping forward, leaving her right hand behind her. Whipping it forward as she landed, she threw the tree with a lot more force than before, letting the ten foot section of tree sail towards the shinigami at 800 speed and strength.

[Himitsu Kasumi'Oji]

Himitsu watched carefully as the tree sailed back to Kitai with even more force than he had thrown it. He firmly believed that Kitai should be able to take in what he dished out, so if the tree overwhelmed him, it would be kind of embarrassing. The man seemed determined to catch the tree with his bare hands, which was an impressive feat if he could pull it off. It seemed downright impossible, actually. If he was this powerful, Himitsu was in trouble. Is this guy really that stro-

“JACK! SHUT THE FU-UGH!"

Nope. Not quiet. But he was ballsy. The Fullbringer was thrown into the air. While the tree wasn’t quiet an unstoppable force, Kitai was far from an immovable object. The man’s screams continued as he was hurled several hundred meters away. If Himitsu’s eyes weren’t mistaken, the tree even snapped in half. In seconds, all of the unfortunate trees that got in Kitai’s way were reduced to a pile of splintered would bury the man alive.

For a little bit, it seemed like Kitai couldn’t go on anymore. It looked like the fight was already over. After all, Himitsu couldn’t hear the man talking to… himself? However, the Shinigami could sense Kitai’s reiatsu signature. The human certainly wasn’t dead, and he didn’t seem seriously injured either. His reiatsu was as strong as ever, and so Himitsu knew that he hadn’t won yet.

As if he needed assurance, a high-pitched shriek tore through the silence. “F*** YEAH MOTHA F***A!" Like a bullet, Kitai powered his way through the mountain of trees and landed on top, ready to rumble. This guy is a monster… Himitsu thought in wonder. What great luck. He came to do some good in the world and met a mix between the Incredible Hulk and Golem/Smeagle. What a night. And it wasn’t even close to done yet.

"A pitch and a hit big guy! You're on first base, lets see if you get a home run this time!" Oh no. This guy. Er, girl? The Vice Captain had never been more confused in his life. If Kitai for questions, Himitsu wouldn’t even know where to start. He wouldn’t have time, though. Kitai wasn’t so kind to give him any. He had already grabbed a tree by the trunk and began to hurl it. "Heads up! KYAHAHAHAHA!"

The tree soared toward Himitsu, but his right arm was already extended in anticipation. In fact, he had mentally used the incantation for Hado #1: Sho while his foe grabbed the tree. Kitai used the same trick twice. When things don’t work the first time, why repeat? On the other hand, if they have proven to be effective, why not repeat? A blast of force shot out of the Vice Captains palm as the tree closed in. However, it was pointed diagonally downward, causing the tree to smash into the ground with a huge force behind it.

The impact from the tree would cause tremors capable of being registered on local Richter scales. However, it had another purpose. The tree kicked up chunks of dust and debris, forming a cloud that hindered their vision. It was a game of energy sensory now. However, Himitsu didn’t care to hide his own reiatsu. He was using the cloud to deceive Kitai. The Vice Captain’s reiatsu was right there for the Fullbringer to detect, so he could easily make his move and blitz Himitsu with his speed. He appeared to be a sitting duck.

But there was something Kitai couldn’t anticipate. Himitsu had the senses of a wild animal. If Kitai tried zipping through the air at full speed, he would hear the movement. If Kitai used a step technique, Himitsu would hear it clearly. Himitsu wasn’t going to sit and wait, though. Right when the cover of the smoke came up, he used Spiritual Pulse. It wasn't offensive, but rather sensory. Much like Pesquis.

Kitai would detect the wave of reiatsu move at 800 speed away from Himitsu. He’d even be able to feel Himitsu’s reiatsu spike to use the technique. However, the instant the pulse of reiatsu touched him, Himitsu would know. And the second that happened, Kitai would be in trouble. He wouldn’t even have time to react because of how quickly Himitsu could cast Kido. He was an expert with spells, one that rivaled even those in the Kido Corps.

Right when the spiritual pulse made contact with Kitai, a bolt of lightning would be cast from a centimeter away from the Fullbringer’s calf. It would pierce both his calves at an incredible speed and virtually point blank range. But how was it cast out of thin air? The answer was simple: Lineage of Reiatsu. Himitsu could cast techniques from anything infused with his reiatsu, including his own techniques. Byakurai emerged from his Spiritual Pulse. However, Kitai wouldn’t even have the time to analyze this. He wouldn’t even have the time to use a step technique to get away. How could someone evade an attack from one centimeter away?

Reiatsu Remaining: 2625/2825 (-25 for Sho, -150 for Lineage of Reiatsu, -25 for Byakurai)

Hado #1: Sho Reiatsu Strength: 800

[Kitai Yoru]

'Standing with her body tensed on top of wood fort mountain, Jill patiently waited-' 'Hold, thee f***, up.' Jill interrupted the prideful fragment. 'Oh my g-What do you want you brain dead hooker!? He insulted, demanding to know why she interrupted his narra-' 'Geet off ya high horse ya dumb dirty chimney s***! We agreed it was sergeant pine mountain!' She argued the name of the pile of mostly broken logs that they stood on. The entire thing was an unstable mess of a pile. In all honesty, there should have been no way that someone should have been able to stand on it. The only reason that the fullbringer could pull it off was thanks to his skills in both the grace he inherited from stealth, and the balance he learned from his usage of the drunken fist.

Rage bubbled inside of the fullbringer's head, as a result of the two pieces argued inside his head once again. It was a sad fate to be sure. "SHUT UP, THE BOTH OF YOU!" The third fragment yelled, reclaiming control of the body while the other two bickered. How he hated them both. All they ever did was annoy him, trying to take control away from him. They thought that they could do a better job than him! The only reason why they weren't dead was that they refused to STAY dead. No words could describe his rage towards them both, ad he was sure that they felt the same.

This was getting out of hand. He was already a good distance away from this guy, and this guy already managed to frigin BOUNCE BACK A TREE AT HIM! The stupid emo didn't even lift a finger or anything either. Pissed him off s'what it did. "Hehehehee.... I'm gonna show this punk exactly how I feel about flying trees, Yahahahahaa!" He said. His voice pierced the night, filling the air with an eerie laughter, born from true madness. He was about to rush to the sad man, when he felt something. A wave of energy began rushing towards him, moving at a rate that he couldn't dodge. Or, at least not while balanced atop a huge log pile.

So, without much choice in the matter, Kitai took his drunken fist stance. 'His stance was that of a rarely used discipline. Balance being key in his fighting, he stands with one leg in the air-' "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" His eyes flew open, wide from pain. As the wave had grown closer, the fullbringer had decided to try and hit whatever was flying towards him. So he decided to try and punch the thing. While his timing was near perfect, everything still went to crap for him. Turns out whatever the Heretic threw at him was... not an attack?The punch had passed right through whatever the wave was, throwing off the madman's balance, leaving him moments away from falling flat on his face.

That was, until the d*** wave SHOT F**KING LIGHTNING THROUGH HIS LEGS!

Thus, Kitai started screaming in pain. Thus, Kitai fell to the dirt with useless legs. Thus.... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAA!" Kitai started laughing. The madness oozing out of the living monster like slime from a eel. Face down in the dirt, legs run through with lightning, and now unable to stand, and the man was still laughing through it. Despite his best attempts to get to his feet, trying to ignore the gaping holes in both his pants, and his calves. But even his strength of will couldn't let him ignore reason. He fell to his face again, still laughing. Still grinning.

The only good thing that came of that attack, was the fact that the holes were cauterized. The pain might have made breathing hurt, but at least he wasn't going to breed out. Using his arms to lift his torso, he gave an inky black glare towards the fading dust cloud. The madman couldn't fight like this. Only a twitch under his left eye show how desperate he suddenly became. "HeheheheeHAHAHAHA! You-KAYAHAHAHAHA!" He tried to speak, but was overcome with laughter. He knew that this was a longshot, he wasn't entirely sure how well this would go. He held his torso up with his right hand, and raised his left hand up.

He had never actually used this in ANY situation before, not trusting UE to keep him safe after loosing nearly all his reserves. Seeing as this punk managed to hit him blind through a dust cloud, he assumed that there was some form of energy sensing s*** going on with him. His left arm flared with energy, signaling that Kitai was releasing his fullbring. Whether or not the guy knew that he was going straight to his second release no longer mattered to him. Out came a forest green bazooka from the inside of his straightjacket sleeve. Slamming barrel first into the dirt, was the delightful cheese launcher. And it was moving in an instant.

It was almost sad that the very first shot of his second release was plunged straight into the ground. The effect was well worth it though, as it flung Kitai into a roll through the air, and left a crater in the ground where the albino once occupied. "I'LL GIVE YOU THE GIFT THAT I'VE BEEN DENIED HERETIC! HAHAHAHAHAA!"He screamed as he few to the side. Inside the crater was a puddle of cheese, reflecting the night's sky in a yellow hue. The goop began to wobble, before rising up, and taking flight, flying towards its master.

At the same time, Kitai takes aim for the dust cloud. The first level of his fullbring normally only had one shot to fire at a time. Now? His grin turned positively evil. Kitai pulled the trigger once. A boom from the canon was his result. A second trigger pull ended in the same result. Two identical cheese bullets flew towards the shinigami, and each blash held a gigantic amount of strength. Both shots held 1000 strength, but were moving at 650 for speed. The first cheese shot that Kitai fired reached the madman. It caught the albino mid flight, jerking him to the side, causing him to yelp from the josling to his useless legs. Currently resting against the cheese on his gut, he grabbed a hold of the thing with his right hand, and began using it as a seat, as it flew around.

Release cost: 500
Reiatsu Remaining: 250/750
Fullbring duration: 1/13

[Himitsu Kasumi'Oji]

Wait, wha-

How di-

Who is…

What’s going on?

Himitsu was lost. Like, utterly lost. He didn’t know what situation he had gotten himself into. He came down to Karakura to do some good and considered stopping by Uzaki Enterprise to say hi to Kazura after who knows how long. Now that he saved a few lives, he has to put up with a bat-shit crazy fullbringer that can probably break a skyscraper like it was a toothpick and just might if he was in the mood. He was crazy. She was crazy? Its voice kept changing so Himitsu couldn’t tell for sure.

Once the lightning kept the human from standing on his legs, Himitsu thought that maybe this fight was over. He was about ready to call it quits and move on with his life, but no. That’d be too easy. No, this guy had to pull out all the stops and laugh his butt off. He laughed like there was no tomorrow, and Himitsu’s eyes widened with terror. This guy’s a monster… If that made him laugh, Himitsu was horrified to consider what it would take for his foe to break. He didn’t want to kill the man but… how was he going to incapacitate him if pain had no effect.

Kitai’s reiatsu spiked, and when the cloud of dust settled, Kitai was carrying some sort of canon. And it was pointed on the ground. And he pulled the trigger. This guy was bat-shit crazy. More dust was kicked up, but Himitsu could see Kitai’s body flying out of the cloud. "I'LL GIVE YOU THE GIFT THAT I'VE BEEN DENIED HERETIC! HAHAHAHAHAA!" What? Like… what?

A blob of yellow goop rose up toward Kitai as he pointed his bazooka at Himitsu, firing two more blobs at him. They moved incredibly quickly, but Himitsu wouldn’t have any trouble avoiding. He simply waited for the second shot to be fired before using Shunpo to clear a good 50 meters distance forward, avoiding any damage from the blobs as they crashed down. However, upon their rough landing, the ground definitely shook and Himitsu nearly lost his balance. Luckily, he didn’t need to be aiming for the next spell he had cast.

Six pillars of light closed in on Kitai from every direction, and their timing was perfectly aligned with the yellow goop catching him. That way, the direction Kitai was going to move was predictable. Right as he had thought that he was safe, he’d be pinned by the triangles of light unless he could avoid them quickly enough, but doing so seemed very difficult considering his situation.

With Kitai’s strength, he would be able to break the bakudo if he used his full power to open up his arms and shatter the beams. Before Himitsu let him even attempt such a thing, he had other plans at work. Kitai would suddenly erupt in flames, though it seemed impossible to make random explosions in space. However, it was possible for Himitsu to create a fireball from his previous technique if it pinned Kitai. That way, it would explode from contact with the target literally the instant it was cast. Kitai’s body would be scorched and he’d be suffering greatly if he got caught by the bakudo, but that wasn’t on Himitsu’s mind. He would simply be wondering why he could smell burning cheese.

Reiatsu Remaining: 2175/3000 (-50 for Shunpo, -150 for Bakudo #61, -150 for Lineage, -100 for Hado #31)

[Kitai Yoru]

"....And I hereby announce you the new king of the soul society. ALL HAIL KING CONNOR! ALL HAIL KING CONNOR! ALL HAIL THE KING!" An ex-shinigami read to the denizens of the afterlife. It had taken him fifty long years, but he had done it. After managing to cleanse the world of the hollow menace, and sealing off their dimension from the human world, he had tried to live a peaceful life. The heretics weren't happy with him however. They had attacked him with everything they had, forcing him to pick up his weapons once again. They had made it personal.

He fought them, tooth and nail, having to fix the gates of Hell when they broke it open, why they did that was beyond him. But at last, he was the ruler of the land of the dead. For all the transgressions brought by the Shinigami, he had stripped them of their powers, and locked them away in Hueco Mundo, making the entire dimension a huge prison. Only the shinigami from the fourth were left, and even then with destroyed Zanpakuto. The new king rose from his throne, wearing gold and purple. He strode forward, intent on reassuring the people of his land, that change was on the way. "Citizens of the soul-" And then his tab was closed, and deleted all of his data. The albino blinked. "Wait, wha-"

And all of a sudden, the madman was back to being crazy, fighting some emo-looking mother f***er, with the pain from having holes in his legs. "Whaa-" The poor, sane, original personality, was hit was a massive rush of vertigo. His eyes widened, as his right hand flew to his mouth, trying to prevent himself from upchucking mid fall. Not remembering that his fullbring was active, when his left arm, ignored in the hear of the moment, accidentally fired while pointing to the sky, the vertigo practically doubled.

The albino sailed towards the dirt, a look of panic evident across his face. Then his face distorted into an angry smile. "WHO LET YOU OUT!?" Kitai snarled, demanding to know what just happened. The wrath willed the fourth cheese blast down towards him. Coincidentally, the kido collided together, as bullet number four slammed into the top of the flower petal. The first shot, the one from earlier, smashed into the side, destroying the magic binding like a brittle cornchip, before the two bullets fused into one.

Kitai ignored, mostly, the disintegrating glowing glass shards falling from where the kido once was, in favor of watching the ground beneath him. With the nausea quickly disappearing, his aimed his cannon downward, and fired twice, suspending him in mid air, before lifting him upwards a good dozen feet. If you were watching from a distance, you'd be able to notice a twenty feet crater form under the black-clad human, then have it expand another ten feet all around. Kitai knew that the crater cheese was flying back towards his owner, but he knew that he had to distract his foe.

"Now Heretic!" The twin bullets in the ground behind the shinigami wobbled violently. "I hope ya like cheese!" The mega ball in the air flew on a collision course for the earth. The bullet that had crashed already, halfway towards the albino, split in two. The half that branched out flew straight into the two from the kido, making a trifecta of cheese, giving in a grand total of 1200 strength. The moment it collided with the ground would register higher up on the richter scale.

That wasn't all though. The two in the distance have transformed into their final form! They have become.... shark cheese! Gliding through the earth like a fish in water, the two were fracturing and splitting apart the earth, forcing it out of the way, fusing together underground. The newly formed bullet was gunning straight for the shinigami. But both of these were just so the undead samurai would be distracted for a moment, just long enough to grab onto the cheese bullet so he could be mobile again. "Yes! Gaze in awe of my marvelous, DELIGHTFUL CHEESE LAUNCHER! HUEHUEHAAHAHAHA!"

Reiatsu Remaining: 50/750
Fullbring duration: /13
Another 200 off for first release thing

[Himitsu Kasumi'Oji]

Himitsu gave up on trying to follow the stranger’s words. He was clearly battling some deranged lunatic who somehow managed to develop incredibly powerful abilities revolving around… cheese? Was that cheese Himitsu smelled? Hot, melted cheese. His power is CHEESE. This has to be a dream. Some sort of nightmare. I… I don’t know… Who is this guy? Do I even have the imagination to create this type of person in a dream? Himitsu was trying to explain the unexplainable. He was trying to explain Kitai. Emphasis on the word ‘trying.’

And Kitai was trying to take the Vice Captain down. The fullbringer must have accidentally fired his cannon upward, for it launched him toward the ground while simultaneously avoiding and shattering Himitsu’s bakudo. Maybe he got lucky, but the important fact was that he was still well and capable of continuing the fight. Himitsu didn’t like that at all. He wanted to stop the violence without bringing the forest around them down, so he was going to finish things as quickly as possible.

The two additional bullets that slammed into the ground caused tremors nearly capable of making the Vice Captain lose his balance. Himitsu managed to stay on his feet. However, his energy sensory alerted him to the rapid movement of the cheese behind him as it tore through the ground, preparing to slam itself into his body. If it hit, he knew his skeleton would shatter and his skin would be scorched. He had to worry about the cheese blobs in front of him as they merged and launched themselves toward him.

Himitsu used the most available escape he had: shunpo. The step technique took him to the side a split second before the cheese bullets smashed into each other. He would be more than one hundred meters from them by the time they did, so any consequence of their collision wouldn’t reach him. However, he was sick of being forced to run from the raw power of the cheese. He was going to tap into the very power he held sacred: his zanpkuto.

HIMITSU! a voice screamed in his head. YOU AREN’T WIMPING OUT ON ME AGAIN! ALL YOU DO IS SHOOT SOME PATHETIC MAGIC AND RUN AWAY. YOU COWARD. YOU’RE UP AGAINST A REAL MAN AND YOU REFUSE TO MEET HIM IN AN HONORABLE FIST-FIGHT?! ASSERT YOURSELF! SHOW HIM YOUR MAAAAAANLINESS! DON’T YOU DARE TRYING RELEASING ME TO GET YOURSELF OUT OF THIS ME-

“Repent, Tenshi!” the Vice Captain whispered, clearly ignoring the masculine voice in his head. FLEX! FLEX POWERS! MY NAME IS FLEX, A NAME WORTHY OF A REAL MAN. DON’T YOU DARE REFER TO ME AS TENSHI. BUT IF YOU’RE FINALLY GOING TO TAP INTO MY POWER, MAKE SURE YOU USE IT RIGHT – LIKE A REAL MAAAAAANNNNN!

For once, Himitsu agreed with Flex, his manly ‘life mentor’ or whatever Tensh- Flex like to refer to himself as. He was finally going to test the strength of his release against someone who needed to be put down. It was going to be over for Kitai very soon. Himitsu used Spiritual Pulse once more, the very technique he used to take out Kitai’s legs at the start of their fight. Kitai could try to run, but the pulse was significantly faster, moving at a speed of 800. One thing that was different, however, is that the pulse never disappeared. It seemed to create a field of reaitsu that encompassed the environment around them. Kitai wouldn’t be able to outrun the boundaries fast enough to escape what Himitsu was planning next.

Because of the nature of Spiritual Pulse, Himitsu had complete and utter awareness of the environment. Anything with reiatsu within it was constantly under his surveillance. That would help him keep up with the position of all the cheese. However, Kitai was the real target. Now that he had his mobility back, he was going to just keep running away and using his cheese to try to overpower Himitsu. The Lieutenant might have let that pass early, but with his release out, nothing would be getting by him.

Four balls of fire, each roughly the size of a basketball. Each of these blasts formed around Kitai, closing in on him from the front front, back, left, and right. The flames formed half a foot from his body, making dodging nearly impossible. Not only would they cause burns across his entire body, but the impact would also break his bones and likely cause him to lose his grip on the cheese. It would be miraculous if Kitai could tank the attack and remain conscious, especially with his human body. However, if he did, Himitsu would still be ready to subdue him. He didn’t want to kill the man for commiting no definite injustice, but the fullbringer was too dangerous to allow to run loose. He was considering bringing him into Soul Society, where they might be able to get him psychological help. Poor guy must be insane.

Reiatsu Remaining: 925/3000 (-200 for Shikai, -50 for Spiritual Pulse, -600 for Lineage x4, -400 for Hado #31 x4)

Shikai: 1/10

[Kitai Yoru]

'– LIKE A REAL MAAAAAANNNNN![/color]'[/i] Jill heard from the Zanpakuto spirit. 'Yeah, why can't you be like 'im, ehh Kitai!? FLEX OVER THERE NEEDs A REAL WOMAN, SO GET OVER THERE AND LET ME 'ELP 'IM!' The lustful woman screeched in the mind of Kitai, giving everyone, maybe even Flex, an earful of pain, almost distracting him of what was going on. "Who the F*** IS FLEX?! Do you NOT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME, JILL!?" He screamed in anger. "Eighty two guys were arrested, and I couldn't even count the women crawling out of who knows where! NO MORE UNDERGROUND SEX PARLORS!"

He would have continued the events of last month, when he felt a burst of spiritual pressure. He turned to were he felt the pulse, and, big shock, it was the shinigami. Except, instead of being a pancake, he was a huge distance away. Where his cheese wasn't. Great... "GET BACK HERE YOU F***ING B****, SO i CAN-" A wave of energy rushed over the battleground, eerily reminiscent of the attack that took out his legs. His pupils narrowed to pinpricks, as he reacted a moment before the fireballs appeared.

His hands flew upwards, smashing through the newly formed fireballs, destroying them with only minor burns. Next, one of the cheese balls flew from around his leg, dashing straight up through the kido like a balloon. Kitai might put off the aura of an insane moron... and the attitude.... and maybe is 90% of the time, but he learns from his mistakes! Sometimes. Not really. He has the skill! Unfortunately for Kitai though, as skilled as he may be, was unable to stop the fourth one in time.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" An explosion of fire erupted from his back, charging it to the bone. Kitai was thrown forwards, slamming to the ground with two other figures. The first, was his trusty cheese whiz can, the source of his fullbring powers. The second thing however.... "Ugh.... what just hit me..?" three feet in front of the albino's body, was what appeared to be a clone of the human. The only difference between the two, was the lack of a smile on his face, and a faceplate with a chain hanging off it.

"Where am I?" The kneeling plus asked. A look of pain crossed his face, as he gripped his head, before screaming in agony, causing his chain to rattle. Said chain was not a sleek silver, nor was it still attached to his body. His chain was impossibly rusted, brown and full of holes, with multiple sections of the link missing, just barely holding itself together. "NO! ALEX, WHY!?" He screamed out, his mind going back to the last thing he remembers clearly. Everything after that is a dark blur of raw emotion. So much madness.... The body was still letting off a fading spiritual pressure. But that was most likely just fading reshi, and would simply fade in time. The soul sobbing on the ground was the most important thing for now.

[Himitsu Kasumi'Oji]

(( Sorry for the short post, I didn't have much else to say xD ))

It was all over. Himitsu had brought the man down with the multiple bursts of flames. His power was difficult to avoid, and it was only a matter of time before he emerged the victor. Though the human was very strong, there was no doubt about that. He was too dangerous to be left to his own devices. The Vice Captain was going to take him in to Soul Society, but before he went over to the man, he received a hell butterfly from Soul Society. It was urgent that he returned immediately for a mission for Sozen.

A Senkai Gate already opened by Himitsu to faciliatet his return. However, he refused to leave Kitai on his own. He placed the butterfly near his face and spoke into it. “Please send a dispatch team of seated officers to this location in order to recover a man. He has severe burn-marks across his body and shouldn’t be able to stand much less get far. Take him to the Fourth Division for medical attention and then the Sixth Division for interrogation purposes.” And the butterfly was off with that message as Himitsu disappeared through the Senkai Gate, leaving Kitai alone for the time being.