It's Time for Family-Fucking-Fun (NDE, R)

[Francis Grin]

Thread Title: It's Time for Family-Fucking-Fun (NDE, R)
Participants: Francis Grin, Kimiko Shihoin
World: Soul Society
Death Setting: Non Death Enabled
Rating: R
Location: The Shihoin underground training area. Currently, it is configured to be a forest, complete with some truly monumental trees.
Special Conditions: No items.
Circumstances: Grin's father-in-law has finally had enough of his second daughter's willful nature. It's time to show her the reality of being a Shinigami, and it's up to Grin to do it.

[Francis Grin]

The Shihoin family may not have been as storied as the other noble families that mainly entered the ranks of Shinigami, but they had a few things that set the apart from those families anyhow. For one, unlike the Kuchiki, Kawada, or Kasumi'Oji, the Shihoin didn't have a family name that started with a K. Secondly, unlike the other noble families, they understood the value of being stealthy, and had a lot of tecchniques that actually complimented being an assassin in function, unlike the Kawada and Kuchiki who possessed assassination techniques in name only. And lastly, despite not having any actual captain-rank individuals, they did have at least two members who were certainly far above the average.

However, despite these facts, not everyone in the Shihoin family desired for every single member to become a member of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads. Indeed, there was at least one prominent family member who had particularly strenuous objections to his daughters joining, especially in this time of war. And yet they had gone against his wishes anyways, and gone through the training necessary while he was busy with his duties within the Maggot's Nest. What's more, they had actually gotten into fights with various dangerous individuals.

Well, being the good father that he was, he simply couldn't let something like this stand. Maybe she was simply acting rebellious, like girls her age often tended to do. Or perhaps she honestly thought that she could handle being a Shinigami, but didn't realize just how dangerous the job could be. Since he wasn't certain which was the case, he knew that he would have to find out what her intent was rather than directly stand in his daughter's way. So rather than actively grill her and possibly ruin their relationship beyond repair, he asked a favor from his sole son....

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Listen here Princess,

I am going to say this all of fucking once. I've looked over your Academy Records, and the reports of your activities in the Land of the Living. Now, I hate to break it to you, but you're not even remotely fucking ready for what's out there, period. Hell, I don't even think you could so much as scratch me if it came down to it, and I'm fucking nothing compared some of the nastiness out there! You know what, consider this an official fucking challenge. Meet me in the family training area, and I'll demonstrate just what you stand to face as a Shinigami.

Grin would chew on his pen for a moment, looking at the letter he had just written. Emiko had spoken of her sister a few times before, particularly about how short-tempered she could be more often than not. Grin could easily understand why that might be the case. After all, it wasn't like the rest of her family were always paragons of understanding and patience. Then again, perhaps they were. After all, they had married him into the family.

But regardless, this letter was all about pushing the girl's buttons. And knowing himself, it would probably do that. If not... Well, let's just say that Grin had prepared a contingency or two for that scenario that would probably be going off at about the same time that she got the letter. And if she was able to stay cool, calm, and collected through what happened then? Well, Grin would just tell his father-in-law to not worry about his daughter, since she was able to hold grace under no small amount of pressure. With the first part of his task done, Grin would seal the letter within an envelop before heading towards the Squad 2 barracks with a manilla file folder.

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When Kimiko arrived at her Squad Barracks herself, the first thing she would notice was some of the unseated officers giving her sideways glances while smirking. Some of them even appeared to be trying their hardest not to laugh. Even if she chose to ignore this behavior, she would soon find out the cause of this mirth when a sudden recording went on over the Barrack's sound system.

"Ey-fucking-o, Princess. Now that you're here, I suppose I have a thing or two to fucking tell you, now don't I? First off, I've left you a note back at yer family home, in your room. Feel free to read it. In fact, I'm gonna have to fucking insist that you do. Why? Well, that's really fucking easy to answer! I've stolen every pair of panties you have, barring the ones your wearing of course, and hidden them in various areas in the Seireitei. 'Ell, Captain Raion is probably finding the pair with that love-letter I wrote for you right now. Hope you don't mind me confessing your real feelings for him. Oh, speaking of matters of love, I have chosen to give you a leg up on getting with the people in your squad! I handed out pictures of you naked to every single male individual in your fucking Barracks. Of course, seeing as I didn't have pictures of current you, I went with what I did have: Baby Pictures! So don't be surprised if you see one or two people giggling about yer little baby ass, because that's a perfectly fucking rational reaction on their part! So, if I were you, I'd get a move on, and go read that letter pronto! Wouldn't want me to get bored and start getting creative on how to humiliate you!"

[Kimiko Shihoin]

Combatant after combatant one right after another all of them just rushing right at Kimiko over and over again in attempts to strike at her. Yet none were successful they all were just slow and weak. The princess of the Shihoin family was in the squad two barracks and now that her name was spreading around more and more it seemed that some of the other shinigami thought they might just knock her down a few pegs.

What a pity though they had been going at it for over an hour now. Kimiko had only be struck once or twice in the entire time and when she was hit the other shinigami found their attacks halted by the sheer strength of her muscles. Kimiko knew she couldn’t strike the others with her brutal punches or kicks and as such was holding back when she used them. She was mainly practicing her execution of pressure points.

It was a shame really Kimiko was actually wishing that Okami wasn’t so busy so she could push her limits against him once again. Instead these other shinigami were like play things to her now and weren’t even much fun to fight when she was out numbered. After a few more moments the dozen members that had just rushed her were left laying on the ground in pain unable to move while Kimiko stood looking around and let out a sigh of disappointment.

It was then that the sound of the speakers went off and the voice of a man spread out over the barracks. As everything proceeded Kimiko began to walk towards the exit of the barracks while a few of the shinigami began to giggle looking over some of the pictures. As Grin spoke the final part Kimiko was reaching the exit only for one of the squad two members who just so happened to be rather large bend down and grin at her as if extending himself out to her.

The result though sent an intense sensation of awe and fear throughout all of the shinigami in sight. Kimiko moved her right hand up and simply struck the man under his chin with her palm. The man had been sent off the ground with the top half of his body breaking through the ceiling knocking him unconscious as his legs remained in view. “The fact that you’re giggling is pathetic. My true beauty is now not at birth. . Fucking pedophiles.”

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Kimiko had made her way to the Shihoin estate and was on her way towards her bedroom when she realized that none of the maids were in sight nor had anyone greeted her. It had never happened prior to right now so she was questioning if something was truly wrong right now. As she reached her bedroom though the one person that she hated to admit as her mentor stepped out. Okami looked at her and smiled slightly then started to walk towards her.

Kimiko gave him a questioning stern look as he approached her and she could see a small white note in his hand. In the next moment Okami walked past Kimiko only stopping as he pasted for a moment and spoke softly without much emotion. “He’s in the training grounds below the estate. Be ready as soon as you enter Kimiko.” Okami continued to walk after that and Kimiko couldn’t help, but smile as she turned to thank him yet saw he was no longer even there. “Thanks show off”

. . . . . . . . . . . .

Kimiko walked into the large forest of the training ground moving stealthily throughout the dark area. That was when she sensed the reiatsu of another shinigami and began to walk over towards it. After a few moments she would step out of the darkness in view of Grin her brother in law who she now knew was the one running his mouth about her. Kimiko in truth suspected this was due to her father or perhaps Okami had put this up as a training exercise it was unclear.

Kimiko knew of Grin she knew how he was and the poor attitude and respect he showed others even when they did deserve it. She had though about fighting him in the past yet avoided it for one reason which she just so happened to state right now. “Well Frances it looks like you’ve forced me on this one. I’ll have to listen to Emiko cry about how I beat your ass later.” Kimiko moved her right hand punching her left palm as a sign that she was ready to simply kick the shit out of her older sister’s husband.

[Francis Grin]

Grin was simply hanging upside down from a tree branch, gripping it with his knees as he waited for his half-sister-in-law to arrive. She certainly was taking her time getting here, that much was certain. Grin made a mental note to tell the Warden that whatever her other strengths may have been, a rapid response was not among them. He currently wasn't concealing his reiatsu, simply letting it pour out for the other Shihoin to sense freely. Of course, he wouldn't be able to sense her too well until she was practically right on top of him, but hey, why worry about that?

When Kimiko finally arrived, the Squad 11 VC would drop out of the tree, landing on his hands while looking at her. Then, curling his spine so that his feet would touch the ground in front of him, he would stand up, grinning at Kimiko as he did so. He would clap his hands together once he was standing up, rubbing them together quickly as she said her bit. When she mentioned the part about Emiko crying over his defeat, he immediately burst out laughing.

"Oh fucking hell Princess," he would say once he had finished with his mirth, shaking his head at the other shinigami. "Think about who she chose to marry for a fucking second here, and what that says about her sense of humor. You think she wouldn't just endlessly fucking make fun of me for losing to her kid sister instead? Seriously, they must teach you some good fucking jokes over there at Squad 2! Come on, tell me another one!"

He would shake his head for a while longer, still chuckling at her. However, the chuckling would quickly die, and the smile would disappear from Grin's face as he looked Kimiko up and down. The Vice-Captain would sigh, and his usual cheerful air would be gone. For one of the few times in his life, it seemed that Grin was going to be completely serious. That was not something that boded particularly well.

"Your father is worried sick you know," he would say, his voice sad. "Tell me, did you think about what it might do to him if you die? Worse yet, what happens if you get captured? Do you know what that Septima might do to you, what the reports are for the handful of people that have been brought back alive from her attention? And what about that rapist one, the one that Kaen barely managed to burn? I can almost guarantee that there are more like him out there. Oh, and let's not forget those lovely Vandenreich Quincy. Think you want to end up like Raygin, and lose everything? Wind up on a cross? Wind up like Shade?

"Do you know what Emiko told me about why you want to be a Shinigami?" the Squad 11 VC would pause at that point, staring the girl in the eye. "It's because daddy-dearest told you not to. You decided to go ahead and become a Shinigami simply as part of some fucking rebellious phase. Now, I know my dearly beloved wife, your fucking sister, wouldn't lie about something like that, now would she? But hey, I'll give you the fucking benefit of the doubt. Maybe you can fucking tell me why you decided to be a Shini, hmmm?"

[Katekarin Mekatoku]

Thread has experienced early termination.

140 TP to Grin

90 Tp to Kimiko

No Victory TP