Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2018 22:14:02 GMT -5
Lemonade was the way to everyone’s heart. What monster doesn’t actually like Lemonade? It was sweet. It was tangy! It was cool! It’s the hottest drink of the summer! At least, Asuka thought so. She figured that you could make friends and recruit fraccion super easy if you just made sweet treats. Instead of moping around about not really having anyone around, she decided to do something about it! Y’know, when life gives you lemons you make sweet, sweet, but not too sweet, lemonade!
Asuka always was a go getter. No matter how much life threw rocks and other various pointy objects at her. She remembered Kuroi used to do that. Throw pointy stuff at her. Then she realized he wasn’t actually throwing it at her. He was stabbing her and legitimately trying to hurt her. Ah. Such was life of the murderous agent of Despair. Such a funny word too. It was like saying dis-pair. Pairs were delicious. Not the bestest fruit in the whole world but still pretty gosh darn good! The lemon was the national fruit of Asuka land!
While she might not have been there, Hueco Mundo was as close as she could get. Sand, trees and a barren wasteland as far as the eye could see. This place sure was dull and it kinda sucked. It was always night and everyone gives ya the same spiel about it; “The moon is my only friend”. Ugh. You can’t really talk to the moon and the moon doesn’t do any other fun stuff except just be there! Asuka didn’t understand this logic. It was just a pretty, glowy rock in the sky. Very pretty but not friendship material! Not companion material. Not boyfriend material. Not even stranger material! It was kind of a bummer.
In hopes of trying to liven this place up a bit, Asuka decided to open a lemonade stand right in front of that tall glass of milk called Las Noches. Not too far off but the right distance. It’s like people always say! Location, location, location! If she picked a good enough spot, she’d get lots of people to come to her stand. It was early in the day and she had to start getting to work. The teal haired girl set up her stand with her pink sign and stool, sitting. She brought out her trusty juicer, basket of lemons, water & sugar. Today was a new day and a new pitcher of lemonade was gonna really bring in the customers!
The Segunda was starting her day by making the best damn lemonade she could and she was gonna knock the shoes off of so many people! However, before she could do any of that, she had to be responsible and manually inspect every lemon. She had to see if they were gluten free and safe and that they didn’t go bad. Call her paranoid but she swore that you could die if you ate a bad lemon. “Is this good?” she asked aloud, blinking, staring at the same lemon confusedly for about five minutes. Suddenly, Asuka got scared that if she took her eyes off the lemon, it would suddenly go bad. If only she had another pair of eyes!!