Questions for Zouma (and the Vizards).

[Xaifer Regneis]

Ello ello! I have a few questions for the infamous leader of the Vizards. Maybe even a few for the Vizards themselves.

All right, first, questions for Zouma. Among the current (and deceased) Vizards, who is your favorite? Who is who you consider your best friend? What is your favorite method of training? What do you think of the current state of things (i.e Husk's revealance to be the true villain of the story, the invasion of the Bounts, and the training of people in Canon 19)? Lastly, what is your current opinion on the Vizards?

For the question to the Vizards.... If you were all to have a battle royal (excluding Zouma) who do you think would win? On another note, who do you think would be the best replacement candidate for Zouma if he was ever killed?

Well, thats everything. Best of luck to you in your efforts. Till then your friend ~ Zanken Gairan, Fourth Seat, Third Division. P.S I am one of the few people who does NOT hate the Vizards in the Seireitei.

[Zou ۞]

Zouma's blade was pressed tightly against his hollow's. Apparently, they were training while Zouma chose to answer this question. "HEY! CONCENTRATE MORE, BITCHASS!" the hollow shouted, smashing his blade into Zouma's. Zouma smashed his blade back in. "SHUT IT!" he shouted back, sparks igniting on their blades. He looked at the screen during the blade lock. "I'd say my favorite Vizard is Ara-" he suddenly glanced at Sayu, seeing a look on her face. "My favorite Vizard is Sayu. She's really beautiful, and plenty sexy. And I love her so. And she's amazing. Yeah. That sounds about right." A bead of sweat was dripping down Zouma's forehead. Apparently Sayu was intimidating when angry. "My best friend would have to be Sosboro. I've known him for years, dating back to when we were Captains. He's never let me down, and I've never let him down."

"PAY FUCKING ATTENTION!" the hollow shrieked, dislodging from the clash. He kicked Zouma square in the ribs, sending Zouma flying into a rock. "Y...You bastard! That hurt like HELL!" Zouma shouted. "GOOD! MAYBE NOW YOU'LL PAY ATTENTION!" the hollow shouted back. Zouma rushed forwards at an insane speed, probably using shunpo, or even something else, and punched the hollow in the face, sending him into an opposite rock. "THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" the hollow demanded. "YOU ALMOST BREAK MY NOSE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Zouma shouted back at him "SHUT UP! I'M ANSWERING QUESTIONS!" He looked back at the screen. "Well, Bount invasion obviously ends up doomed. No way the Bount are strong enough to take on Soul Society. As for Husk...well fuck Husk. Little does he know that he's worthless compared to me, and that in fact-" the hollow suddenly smashed into Zouma, knocking him away. "DON'T GIVE AWAY A SPOILER, YOU DIMWIT!" the hollow shouted. Zouma cursed, standing up. "And the people training in canon 19 are in for a surprise..." he muttered.

Arashi suddenly materialized next to Zouma. "I'll answer the rest of the questions." he said. Sayu materialized too, along with Sosboro. "I'd say Arashi would win a battle royale." Sosboro said. "He's the second strongest out of all of us." Arashi threw a big thumbs up, but Sayu kicked him in the face. Arashi rubbed his face, and got back up. "Godamn..." he muttered. "That hurts..." Sosboro continued to answer questions. "And we've agreed unanimously that I'd be the leader replacement. Arashi's stronger than me, but he doesn't have much leading experience. That's all for today. Bye now." That was good, because chaos between Zouma and his hollow was beginning to ensue.