Question for Old Lightning and Kouhai.

[Xaifer Regneis]

All right! This first question goes out to Sonken Kouhai.

My question is this: why did you betray the Seireitei to go and lead the Arrancar? What was the motivation behind it? Did it have anything to do with Scones and Tea? Also, what do you think of the current Espada? One last thing, what is your outlook on working with Old Lightning... again. Since you two got royally owned by Husk and all, you'll probably be forced to work together.

Question to Old Lightning: What will you do now that you probably be forced to work with Sonken again? What is your opinion on Husk? What will you do now that Ryuujin Jakka has been stolen from you? How do you plan to defeat Husk? Final question, what did it feel like to be betrayed by your own Vice Captain and then get owned by Husk?

Your Friend ~ Zanken Gairan, Fourth Seat, Third Division.

[Zou ۞]

Kouhai sat at a common French table in a cafe, drinking tea in front of the white drape put over the table. Old Lightning sat across from him. Both of them stared at the screen, and then back at Zanken's letter. "This is stupid." Old Lightning muttered. Kouhai put on his cruelest smile. "We'll be seeing you in one of our offices later Zanken." he said. Then, he slammed his palm down onto the table, and stood up as dramatically as possible. "And that first question cannot be answered! That is a spoiler from the second arc!" Old Lightning slammed his fist onto the table, standing up. "THEN WHY DID YOU DO IT?!" he demanded in a roar. "YOU WERE A GOOD VICE CAPTAIN BEFORE KENSHIN! THAT FUCKING TRAITOR!" Kouhai snickered. "Betrayed by your own Vice Captain...how sad, Aryuu..." Old Lightning's face turned red. "SILENCE!" Next off, Kouhai answered the second question. "Yes, it did indeed have quite a bit to do with scones and tea. They are truly my favorites. Only the most pitiful of trash can live without them."

"As for my Espada...Cero is far too selfish. Inevitably, she's a real bitch, and she's drunk all the time. I've often considered demoting her because of this. Kuroi is always so serious, and he refuses to drink tea with me. He never really does much other than go on missions and kill things, and I find him tediously boring. He's strong so I don't demote him, but he's not fun to toy with. Yuki is better than Cero, seeing as Yuki isn't naked around my hallways half the time. However, Yuki also sleeps tremendously all day long, and therefore is a useless asset in my army. She also gets drunk just as much as Cero does. Actually, one day I may kill both of them for being drunk so much. As for Adalo, he never shuts up about killing. He is definitely the most annoying out of all my Espada. I can't stand being in his presence. Adelle sleeps all the time, and never does anything else. On occasion, she says bzz bzz I'm a bee, which is also quite annoying. I can't stand Adalo or Adelle at all. Faust is the ugliest arrancar I've ever seen, that's all I can say. Cain is boring, and never does anything other than say yes Kouhai or no Kouhai. I get even more bored with him than Kuroi."

Kouhai sighed dramatically, looking at the screen. He tapped it. "Is this working?" Old Lightning suddenly roared. "YES YOU BUFFOON, IT IS WORKING." Kouhai smiled sheepishly. "As for working with Aryuu, I look forward to it."

And then, Old Lightning began roaring. "I HATE KOUHAI AND I HATE WORKING WITH HIM! AND I HATE HUSK! I'M GOING TO TEAR HIM TO PIECES LIKE A PILE OF SHIT! I HAVE RAIKIRI! I'LL CRUSH RYUUJIN JAKKA WITH MY ZANPAKUTO! AS FOR MY SHITTY VICE CAPTAIN, I'LL KILL HIM TOO!" Suddenly, Kenshin walked past them. Old Lightning grabbed him by the throat abruptly. "KENSHIN! YOU BETRAYED ME!" he started shaking him and squeezing the throat. Kenshin turned a deep violet. "Wait...Lightning-Jii...it's not my fault! Gkkghhhaaakkhh!! The admin offered me more screen time if I did it! Ggkkkaaargghhhkk!" Old Lightning roared again. "YOU DID THIS FOR SCREEN TIME?!" he shoved Kenshin into the ground. "RAIKIRI JIGOKU!" The screen abruptly turned static.


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