Canon Finale: Bring Me No Pain [R, DP]

[Zou ۞]

Title: Bring Me No Pain
World: Hueco Mundo
Participants: Susanoo, Astaroth, Asuka
Plot Summary: Susanoo and Astaroth have just arrived in front of Las Noches from wearying personal adventures both accidentally ended up on. Asuka has just left Sonken Kouhai's throne room after a promotion, and has run into her mentor and man who trained her, the Envainar of Hope named Kuroi Naito. Yet none of these people get to drink in everything. Suddenly, explosions rocket throughout Las Noches. A familiar face appears before both Asuka and Kuroi: Makoto of the Escudo, a man who once assaulted Asuka, as well as Shiroi Dei, a man that nearly killed Kuroi many years ago. Susanoo and Astaroth are also suddenly under attack by sword wielding blanks. Their fighting brings them to where Kuroi and Asuka are, just in time to see two Espada and two Escudo. Kuroi, noticing them, calls out to the two of them. "Find Guujin Karai," he tells them. "Find him now or all of us will die here."
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“Let’s get something straight.” she announced. Is this what power felt like? She desired it so much right now. Asuka felt herself wanting more. She walked on top of unconcious bodies and looked around for those who were still awake all while playing around with the whips in her hands. Her eyes flared furiously at the sight before her. “You are alive, because I allowed it.” Crack. “You are left breathing and licking your wounds because I want you to.” Crack went her whip again. She yelled commandingly, her face contorting as she did so. “You think because Kuroi isn’t here that there is no chain of command?” She spat, feeling herself getting angrier. She hated the words coming out of her mouth. They were his, but was this was this rank meant meant? Governing everyone else? Yuck. “You are here because of me. Do not mistake my kindness for weakness.”

That moment still felt.... She didn't even know! Oh My Goshness! She didn't know what came over her. She felt like a superhero with fun tights and spandex on. That only a few minutes ago. Asuka Hito Tan’O was the brand new Segunda Espada. She exited the grand white doors and quietly closed them behind her. The next thing out of her lips was a massive sigh of relief. The former Sexta braced her back against the doors and slid herself to the floor. Her chest rose and fell as she attempted to catch her breath. She just walked out of a room demanding a position and fought 100 arrancar for it… and came out unscathed. Asuka couldn’t believe it. This was it. She was actually the Segunda. Millions of thoughts raced through the teal-haired girl’s head. It didn’t feel real. It felt like some kind of twisted fairytale. Like sure she made it to a hot new spot and new heights but shit, she was back here again..

She wanted to take her time to think about it for a while. Asuka stared at the ceiling blankly. It was white. Everything in here was white. Her head was filled with thoughts. She thought about cookies. She thought about fraccion and recruiting. She thought about making lemonade stands. She thought about home. She thought about Shinsei and then… she thought about Kuroi. What happened to him? Why isn’t he the Segunda anymore? What did Kouhai do to him and was he alive? If he was alive, would he kill her for everything? Asuka ran because she was scared but she came back. She summoned any courage she had to come back and she felt as though he would turn her into shredded chicken.

Mmm.. chicken…

When Asuka finally caught her breath, she lowered her head, looking down the empty hallway. There was a figure up ahead. At first she didn’t think anything of it and then she got a good look. Asuka slowly rose to her feet, slowly approaching the figure. Apprehensively at first. Her pace quickened as she walked and Asuka’s eyes grew wider at the sight of him. “…I thought..” Asuka’s lips parted as if to say something more. She turned around to look back at the doors she just exited from and looked back at him. “B-B-But he said…” Asuka covered her mouth as she continued to approach him. Whether he would hit her or not, she didn’t care. Being Segunda didn’t make her any less scared of him. Her eyes were misty and Asuka would try her best to hold it in. She wanted to look brave in front of him and she look him in the eye but it was apparent that she was failing.

“I’m sorry, Kuroi.”

Before Asuka could say more, she could hear loud noises. Explosions. The newly appointed Segunda sucked it up immediately. No tears! Nope! Nada! Gotta stop! It's like when you see someone bake cookies but they're oatmeal. The only right thing to do is to pull it out of the oven and throw it away forever~! It was only right. Oatmeal isn't very good. It's kinda yucky actually. She whipped her head around and instinctively grabbed her weapons. “W-What was that!? Aha” She looked at her mentor, clearly worried. She didn’t know what he was doing here and she didn’t know why he wasn’t Segunda. Asuka didn’t even have a chance to catch up with him. All she knew was that something crazy was going on and she knew she wasn’t going to like it.

[Zou ۞]

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Kuroi never received the opportunity to respond. The door to the room cracked, shattered, exploded outwards on its hinges and in pieces. The man that was standing there was another face from Asuka's past. He had olive skin, green eyes, black hair, a clean shaven face, huge muscles, was very tall, and the most important part was just how incredibly Greek looking he was. He wore only black pants. Not even shoes. He had a blue tattoo of a bull's head on his chest. There were many figures in Asuka's life that were noteworthy. She had a Zero Division husband named Shinsei Tan'O and a child Failure named Nathan Tan'O. She had a mentor named Kuroi Naito, who stood here now, and she also had friends everywhere. This man was probably the most mysterious but also the most memorable to her. For he was to be feared. For he was the Greek Man.

Kuroi also still was not fast enough to stop him. The Greek Man was too fast for Asuka and in the blink of an eye he had grabbed her by the scruff of her neck and thrown her so hard that she crashed through every level of the roof and exited the dome of Las Noches. She flew into the sky where the crescent moon's light illuminated her body. The Greek Man jumped so high that he caught up to her and with great speed. He grabbed her in mid air and spun her around again and again and again many times in a few seconds until she was dizzier than she had ever been. Only then did he throw her all the way down into the sand below, outside of Las Noches, and follow her. Now the Greek Man had her alone and she was already dazed and injured. The Greek Man advanced on Asuka. He picked her up again but this time by the front of her shirt. He released her and then punched her in the face.

The punch would send Asuka flying into a tree, which was destroyed, and then she tumbled through the sand and a great deal of it got in her mouth. There might also have been some Hollow dog poop in there. The Greek Man was already there waiting for her. He picked her up with a huge wedgie, and then he kicked her into the sky, jumped after her, and kicked her back down into the sand. Asuka was not done with the Greek Man though. In total after all he had only hit her a few times. He had a lot of stamina left. The Greek Man was willing to take it a step farther this time too. He sat on Asuka, and she would realize that he was heavier than any person who had ever sat on her before or anyone she could imagine sitting on her too. Forcing her mouth open, he seemed to materialize a bucket of sliced pineapple out of nowhere.

The Greek Man started shoving pineapple into Asuka's mouth. He forced her to keep chewing and eating the pineapple until the whole bucket was empty, and then materialized another one. This time he dipped all of the pineapple in a very spicy sauce that burned her tongue, and kept feeding it to her until that bucket was also empty and there was no more sauce. The Greek Man pulled out yet another bucket of pineapples and began dipping them in mayonnaise, hummus, and peanut butter all at the same time. This third bucket was several times larger than the other two had been and Asuka had already eaten a lot of pineapple. But it did not matter. He fed her more of it. Even more pineapple. Again. And again. And again. The fourth bucket had the spicy sauce, the peanut butter, the mayonnaise, the hummus, and the pineapple. But now all of it was on pizza and also had anchovies.

After she had eaten all of it, he held open her mouth and materialized a coconut with a hole in it. He dumped the coconut milk all over her face and then threw her face back into the sand. The Greek Man turned Asuka over, punched her in the face, and then he punched her in the face again. The second punch sent Asuka flying even further until she started spinning as she flew away. Her body rolled like a tumble weed for a full minute at high velocity until the Greek Man caught her and pulled her out of flying. The Greek Man materialized a wiffle bat and started slamming on Asuka with it. It was a wiffle bat, but he had such immeasurable strength that every single hit was like a firecracker going off against her skin.

Once he was done, the Greek Man began rolling his mouth around a little bit, and inhaled with a wet, sticky sound, before he spat a huge loogie into Asuka's hair. It had been a long time since they had seen each other but he had picked up the new ability to materialize things out of nowhere apparently. This one was an entire merry go round that he held in one hand with ease. It was huge. He put it down, picked up Asuka, and tied her very tightly to one of the horses. Then, putting one hand on the merry go round, he spun it. It spun at a velocity of over a thousand miles per hour and did this for five minutes until it finally started to slow down. After it had stopped, the Greek Man pulled Asuka off of the merry go round. He kicked her into the sky again, then jumped after her. The Greek Man grabbed Asuka in the air.

He spun and threw her down into the merry go round with such force that the entire structure collapsed and was destroyed from Asuka's impact, almost like she was an Asuka missile. He licked his hand deeply with a large, tough tongue, then wiped his saliva all over Asuka's face. He started to bury her face in the sand again so it would stick to her face with his saliva. Once he had finished all of that, the Greek Man jumped high into the air and body slammed Asuka. Even then it was not over. The Greek Man decided to wedgie Asuka again, punch her several more times, and then wedgie her yet again. Once all of it was over, the Greek Man sat on Asuka's stomach while she was on her back, and materialized yet another bucket of pineapples, bigger than any of the ones before. The pineapples appeared to not be the only thing in the bucket though. They were soaking in gravy.

The Greek Man started to force feed Asuka even more pineapples until all of it was done, and then he punched her in the face again. If he had some magical power to keep her conscious, it was working. Somehow she would not be able to lose consciousness despite the pain and the wounds. She should have been dead already too, but she wasn't. The Greek Man pulled off Asuka's shoes and spat inside of them several times each before putting them back on her. Finally, after all of it, the Greek Man materialized a huge, live bull. He tied a rope around Asuka and tied the other end around the bull. He slapped the bull's butt, and it ran, dragging Asuka through the sand. After minutes of this the bull came to a stop and groaned. That was when the Greek Man came back to Asuka again and looked down at her. Now, the Greek Man loosed another loogie in her hair, punched her several more times, and gave her another wedgie.

The Greek Man pulled Asuka to her feet one last time, punched her in the face so that she fell to the ground again, and then spat on her. He materialized a "Hiro Kaname for Captain Commander!" t-shirt out of nowhere and put it on. Then, the Greek Man knelt next to Asuka, barely conscious by this point, and left a single pineapple covered in fish sauce and mayo in her mouth. He leaned in close to her face and for the first time in all of their interactions the Greek Man spoke to Asuka. "Happy birthday..." the Greek man said in a heavily accented and deep voice. Even though it was July, and therefore it was not Asuka's birthday. The Greek Man walked away and disappeared into the distance, leaving Asuka to lose consciousness. When she awoke, Asuka was in Kuroi's bed in Kuroi's room, more sore than she had ever been, and covered in bandages. Kuroi was sitting against his wall, reading. He had not noticed her wake up.

There was a small table next to the bedside. On it was a pitcher of ice water, unmelted, with a glass of water on a coaster in front of it. It looked like it had been left for Asuka. However there was also a small bowl next to that. And it was filled with pineapples.

[Astaroth]

Astaroth was Walking through the sands of hueco mundo, wondering about the Recent Events.  He Remembered Every aspect of the fight with Asuka, He Looks at the sand and brushes some off of his arms. His Body was a massive pile of Black iron sand, ash, bone and hatred. He was Heavy he was strong, he was dead and yet not dead he could not truly die.  He was Dead, He knew he was dead there was nothing else that could have occurred through what Asuka did to him. He was looking through the sand as he walks, as if looking through the sands for an answer to his current dilemma. He could feel it, the Chains of hell Changing around him invisibly, He could feel them molding around him feeling his willpower and molding to it, still binding him but bending to meet his needs.

He was then met with a faceless Arrancar wearing a sword on his hip. The Arrancar was horridly featureless and bland, almost unnoticeable unless he was standing right in-front of you. Astaroth Stopped walking and took a stance that was essentially his own way of staying "Fuck off" without actually saying it. Astaroth Looked over the Faceless Arrancar and let out a gentle breath as he recalled what had happened to him earlier. The Segunda Espada  was what she was called, The Whippet bitch is what he would call her.  She was bouncy and bubbly and.. annoying.  Yet he Still found her adorable, Attractive, he might have her someday if he tried her hard enough. The woman was a Good fighter when you brought it out of her through and that was what struck Astaroth.

Astaroth was used to people fighting with their all all at once from the get go. People holding back to start a fight or going easy on people that were weaker than you.. That shocked Astaroth and he remembered that here. Whatever this Faceless Blank was going to do to Astaroth he was going to take steps to ensure that he anticipated the fight escalating.. Either quickly or slowly he would anticipate the combat escalating. He Stood and waited, His Stance not really defensive but less offensive than he would normally stand. Astaroth was a man of few words until he heard you speak and could read your aura.. but This creature had nothing special about it.. it felt.. blank, featureless unimportant.

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ooc: I'm going to drop this thread. Sorry to everyone.