A new villain for the super-hero! [R, NDE]

Today was a wonderful day. the sun was shining the air was clear. he was eating. the blood gushed through his teeth. yep. wonderful. The gargantuan mass of claws and scales sitting in the middle of the town was Zen. he was laying on airground munching on the remains of other hollows. he liked to cook before he ate but sadly he had no means of cooking. So this would have to do. the bones ground and creaked as they were gnawed inside zens mouth. the flesh came away with liquid tears. it was a disgusting symphony of cannibalism. the blood dripped on the ground beneath him occasionally. any spiritually aware being walking by would probably notice the tremendous reptilian monstrosity. his shining black scales reflecting the sun-light. his long claws dripping with the sanguine hue of blood. a deep sound could also be heard emanating from Zens diaphragm. he was purring.

yes Zen was exceptionally happy at this moment. no shinigami had interfered with his hunt. the humans around him were blissfully unaware. it seemed like it would be a perfect day. nothing was going to ruin this day for him. especially not some scarlet-clad fullbringer with a hero complex. nope. nothing like that would come along and fight the giant monster for justice. Zen just stayed happily crunching away at his food until it was gone. he stretched out and dropped to the ground. his weight leaving quite an impact. he walked it off and wandered through the streets. he could still taste the prey he had eaten. Zen felt the familiar pangs of hunger continuing and wandered in search of food.

his foot-steps shook the ground with each movement. his claws left long gashes in the pavement. he was unusually docile at this moment. it was hot today. not hot enough to justify ajuste but hot enough to make him drowsy. he couldn't afford to sleep but he should rest. he made his way over to the karakura park and layed down to rest. he would just sit and let the sun bake his back while he recovered his energy. it was a nice day. perfect for resting. he sat down in the grass and layed on his stomach curling his limbs and tails close to his body. the warmth was enjoyable compared to the constant chill of the hueco mundo night.

Zens lovely peaceful rest was disturbed by a sudden and very loud disturbance. He opened one eyelid and glared in the direction of the "disturbance" a human. A very annoying human. Zen glared at the boy with his disturbing grey eye and spoke very matter of factly with his deep warm voice. "no. no crimes have been commited. i came to eat some lunch. and now im taking a nap. go away." Zen groaned as the hero continued his annoying monologue.

However Zen did notice something. the human smelled positively delectable. Maybe he wasnt so human after all. Zen would wait and see. perhaps it wasnt too late for a nice snack. perhaps a nice garlic sauce for the light meat and sauted with mushrooms and onions for the dark meat. the ofal would probly be best served rare while the brain could be chilled. Zen nodded approvingly. If this human proved to be something else then zen would gleefully indulge himself.

"captain wonderful you say?" Zen rose up onto his pillars of legs and extended his long tail so that the hand at the end was held out to noroi. "pleasure to meet you my name is Zen 'ironclaw' isogi. Might i inquire as to why you have disturbed an old spirit from his rest? Zen seemed slightly annoyed in his tone. his body moved constantly each scale moving in succesion across his body while his torso wiggled back and forth.

The loudmouth was obviously too stubborn to listen. and worst of all he so rudely punched zen in the tail when he simply wanted a handshake. and most rudely of all he fired three blindingly fast burst of energy at zen. He blurred out of sight in a mere instant and was out of the line of fire the blasts not making contact. this was enfuriating to say the least and with a deep low growl zen bellowed out his reply. "YOU FOOL!!! YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH UPHOLDING JUSTICE YOU DONT EVEN TAKE THE TIME TO LEARN WHO THE GUARDIAN SPIRITS OF YOUR CITY ARE!!!" Zen was furious but not for this reason. he was lying. the idea came to him and it was all in all a brilliant idea. however zen had never met somebody as stupidly goodhearted as noroi before.

Zen had used his stepping technique to get high into the air. still within sight of noroi but easily having evaded his reach. he had very few ways of fighting but just enough to keep himself alive. he stared at this human hoping against hope that his ploy had worked. and just to help it along he thought hed roll with it some more. "I am a guardian spirit. i live in this town and i await the day when a hero of a pure heart can come and take my place as protector of the people. i must spend my time wandering and resting until the city is either in dire straits or another can take my station." Zen would have loved to fight. but this was a human. he didnt eat humans. he was attempting to solve this peacfully.